On Tue, 7 May 1996 Mike W. Loader 

   Hilarious. A near perfect tongue-in-cheek piece. Though I still think
you should have sent someone to Australia. ;)

    Watchya saying Yankee-boy?? Got somethin' against we'all yokals 
down here..... ?

Martin  
 
Computers reduce the amount of guessing a man has to do. 
Then again, so does the bikini.

Unfortunately the remainder of this sig. file has been 
classified TOP SECRET. I mean, I could let you see it,
but then I'd have to kill you.