At 09:30 PM 5/9/96 -0400, you wrote:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  

I'm not resubscribed yet, but I have my sources, and this was just too good
to pass up!  ^_^

I had a thooth ache the other day and I decided to go to the dentist.  Of 
course, when I got there, I was bewildered at how a western medical 
office operates; so much confusion.  I was determined not to be a part of 
that.

After the x-rays, the doctor told me that I would need a filling and was 
going to give me anasthesia.

"Please do not do that Doctor."

"Why not?"

"Because I transcend dental medication."

  Kendra: oh...that was....*cringe*

Hitomi

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perfect!   
Well done Hitomi!  ^_^

GQ GQ, General Quarters!  Possible Pun War.  This in not a drill.
Ben L. Harrison - HM1(FMF)/USN/RET

Well, Ben, truer words were never spoken, and like they say, the tooth
hurts.  ^_^

  Kendra: *eep* this was....*shudder*

If I was a dentist, I'd be really needled by those jokes; then I guess I'd
be looking down in the mouth.

  Kendra: *sniffle* they're getting worse...

I wonder...would dentistry jokes be a crowning acheivement?  Bridging the
gap maybe?

  Kendra: I CAN'T *TAKE* ANYMORE! MAKE THE HURTING STOOOOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
You're *OBVIOUSLY* New to this...
  [Kendra's curled up into a little ball whimpering]
That's most people reaction

Thankfully I've never had too many dental problems...I just wouldn't have
the nerve to get a root canal done.  ^_^

The Mad Punster strikes again!  ^_^

  [Kendra is just sitting holing her knees up against her face and rocking
back and forth, mumbling "please...make it stop...make it stop...."]

Go easy on her SK, Hitomi, she's only a child!

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