Subject: Re: [FFML] [FFML] [SPAM] bad fantasy authors...
From: harriso3@ix.netcom.com (Ben Harrison)
Date: 5/9/1996, 10:30 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

You wrote: 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  

I'm not resubscribed yet, but I have my sources, and this was just too 
good
to pass up!  ^_^

[snip]

GQ GQ, General Quarters!  Possible Pun War.  This in not a drill.
Ben L. Harrison - HM1(FMF)/USN/RET

Well, Ben, truer words were never spoken, and like they say, the tooth
hurts.  ^_^

If I was a dentist, I'd be really needled by those jokes; then I guess 
I'd
be looking down in the mouth.

I wonder...would dentistry jokes be a crowning acheivement?  Bridging 
the
gap maybe?

Thankfully I've never had too many dental problems...I just wouldn't 
have
the nerve to get a root canal done.  ^_^

The Mad Punster strikes again!  ^_^

==============================
Bert Van Vliet   SkyKnght@sentex.net
[Alias SkyKnight: Knight-in-Shining Armour, Punster at large, Die-Hard
Bubblegum Crisis Fan, and writer of Really Long Fanfics!]
"Trust me.  I know what I'm doing!"
"I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!"

[Weapons free; Return fire; Fire when ready.]

Of course you know the theme song for the National Dental Covention.
"Yankers Way!"

[One Away!]

-- Ben L. Harrison 72440.2345@compuserve.com Harriso3@ix.netcom.com ==================================================================== "It wasn't our fault!!" -- The Lovely Angels, any post mission brief