BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I'm not resubscribed yet, but I have my sources, and this was just too good
to pass up! ^_^
I had a thooth ache the other day and I decided to go to the dentist. Of
course, when I got there, I was bewildered at how a western medical
office operates; so much confusion. I was determined not to be a part of
that.
After the x-rays, the doctor told me that I would need a filling and was
going to give me anasthesia.
"Please do not do that Doctor."
"Why not?"
"Because I transcend dental medication."
Hitomi
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perfect!
Well done Hitomi! ^_^
GQ GQ, General Quarters! Possible Pun War. This in not a drill.
Ben L. Harrison - HM1(FMF)/USN/RET
Well, Ben, truer words were never spoken, and like they say, the tooth
hurts. ^_^
If I was a dentist, I'd be really needled by those jokes; then I guess I'd
be looking down in the mouth.
I wonder...would dentistry jokes be a crowning acheivement? Bridging the
gap maybe?
Thankfully I've never had too many dental problems...I just wouldn't have
the nerve to get a root canal done. ^_^
The Mad Punster strikes again! ^_^
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Bert Van Vliet SkyKnght@sentex.net
[Alias SkyKnight: Knight-in-Shining Armour, Punster at large, Die-Hard
Bubblegum Crisis Fan, and writer of Really Long Fanfics!]
"Trust me. I know what I'm doing!"
"I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!"