Subject: [FFML] [SPAM] bad fantasy authors...
From: Bert Van Vliet
Date: 5/9/1996, 9:30 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  

I'm not resubscribed yet, but I have my sources, and this was just too good
to pass up!  ^_^

I had a thooth ache the other day and I decided to go to the dentist.  Of 
course, when I got there, I was bewildered at how a western medical 
office operates; so much confusion.  I was determined not to be a part of 
that.

After the x-rays, the doctor told me that I would need a filling and was 
going to give me anasthesia.

"Please do not do that Doctor."

"Why not?"

"Because I transcend dental medication."

Hitomi

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perfect!   
Well done Hitomi!  ^_^

GQ GQ, General Quarters!  Possible Pun War.  This in not a drill.
Ben L. Harrison - HM1(FMF)/USN/RET

Well, Ben, truer words were never spoken, and like they say, the tooth
hurts.  ^_^

If I was a dentist, I'd be really needled by those jokes; then I guess I'd
be looking down in the mouth.

I wonder...would dentistry jokes be a crowning acheivement?  Bridging the
gap maybe?

Thankfully I've never had too many dental problems...I just wouldn't have
the nerve to get a root canal done.  ^_^

The Mad Punster strikes again!  ^_^

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Bert Van Vliet   SkyKnght@sentex.net
[Alias SkyKnight: Knight-in-Shining Armour, Punster at large, Die-Hard
Bubblegum Crisis Fan, and writer of Really Long Fanfics!]
 "Trust me.  I know what I'm doing!"
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