On Wed, 8 May 1996, The Tendo Basement wrote:

On Wed, 8 May 1996, Christopher Willmore wrote:

At 10:58 08/05/96 -0600, you wrote:

Chroniko(is a girl...): Um, excuse me?  Is this 2096?
Columbus: No.  It's 1496...
Chroniko: Darn it all!  I was at least hoping to be closer to 2099...

Ratiko: Not a chance, Chroniko! *I'm* the 2096 Hibiki!

Chroniko(goes looking in her family tree for Ratiko Hibiki): Hmmm...  We 
	must come from different timelines. (slams the book shut) And I'm not 
	from 2096!!  I'm from farther ahead!  I'm just trying to get past the 
	20th century... (just realised she closed the book on her glasses)
	Oh!!!  DARN IT ALL!!!!!

Ratiko: Look under 'Hibiki Reiraku', Chroniko.  'Ratiko'was just a 
mispronunciation by Cytherea, that stuck.

Cytherea: But it sounds so much CUTER!

[Ratiko begins to glow white]

Ratiko: And there is only ONE TIMELINE!!!

Cytherea: I think he's mad...

-CW