On Tue, 7 May 1996, AlberCrombie wrote:

Also - drink 2 whenever a NEW member of the Hibiki family shows up.

Chroniko: Hi!
Robma(chugging the sake bottle): *Glub glub glub!*
Chroniko: I thought Robma didn't like alcohol...
Rumiko: Girl, with all these sigs, he acquired a taste for it...

If it's Kodachi - cheer

And the peasants rejoiced!

How 'bout 2 drinks if it's a Xover with Red Dwarf.

What about Vampire: The Masquerade?

Ayeka(Toreador Violinist from Colorado Springs): What's that suppose to mean?
Robma(slightly toasted): another sig... *Glub glub glub!!!*

LEMON (warning inherent):

HOT DAMN!! I'm in my element!

Allegra: Why aren't we surprised?!

Collogne/Happi  - no, wait - that'd be so sick to watch you better go for
about 10!

Allegra: Great-grandmama having sex?!  Eyew!

Kasumi/Lobo  [PLUG!]

Allegra: Mallet! *CRUNCH!*
Rumiko: At least she didn't go for the thermal detonator this time...

2 drinks whenever Ran-chan gets preggers
1 drink if Akane, Nabiki, ukyo, kodachi, or Shampoo are pregnant
4 if Kasumi gets preggers

5 - If passion spice is involved *AT ALL*

10 if Virgo got preggers from that passion spice incident!

Ashino: I don't think we have to worry about **** like that anymore...
Uki: I concurr with that.
Rumiko: I don't get it.  Ashino was such a nice girl.  What happened?
Ashino: I lost six years off my ****ing life, Sis!  I'm ticked!
Uki(sweat drop forms): ...

Jhon/Kun-Chan  -- chug the bottle and grab the sleeping pills.

The Zodiak twins(with raised eyebrows): Hmmmmm...
Robma(really toasted): you TWO are ReallY TwiSTED!

HEY!?  Don't I at least get an honable mention?

Allegra looks over and waps him with the mallet...

Um, you forgot the section about the authors and sex.... 

.SIG CHARACTERS

2 - AGMBand/any anime character
4 - AGMBand/other member of AGMBand

Rumiko(puts up the sign): //no comment!//

2 - WWolf/Jody

Jody: What of it??  You trying to start something?
Rumiko: So much for her innocence and virginity...

3 - Gopher/Allegra  [Woo hoo!!]

Allegra(getting out a larger mallet): ALBERCROMBIE!!!!  I TOLD YOU!!  I 
	LOVE TSUBASA!!!!

4 - Panda/Virgo  

Robma(getting there...): *hic!* 4 - Kajagua/Uki

8 - AGMBand/Robma

Robma(too drunk for words...): 3 - Sinae/Firehawke...
Rumiko: Oh, my goddess!  A Paladin and the Princess of Shadows?!
Sinae(Violent blush!): ...

1 - somebody creates *YET ANOTHER* .sig char.

Robma(passed out on the floor...): ...

MISC.

1 - Roy yells about SPAM
1 - Gopher ticks off Allegra
1 - somebody sends an 'un/subscribe' message to the list
3 - you get unsubbed by the bloody server for no reason
2 - WWolf has to yell at the list for something
4 - any pun war
6 - Hitomi posts something other than [BGC fic with Bert] 
	[cheap shot - gomen!]   ;)

1 - Allegra uses a firearm to solve her problem.
2 - Bara loosens up and gets friendly...
3 - Ashino says a sentence without having to get edited out...
2 - Rob says anything that's not considered Spam.
2 - Nabiki brings up another bill for the damage the Band has caused to the 
	house...

heheh - ain't I cruel?!

	Robma "Zzzzzzzzz..." Orick

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Allegra: This is spam, isn't it?
Rumiko: Why of course!