Subject: [SPAM] Chroniko and the Kenders...
From: The Tendo Basement
Date: 5/8/1996, 4:00 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

On Wed, 8 May 1996, Kergma wrote:

<Snippage!>

 character originated with the author of the 'Dragonlance' novels ( W 
 someone )
Kendra: And we're so *cute*!
*groan* 

Chroniko: Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman's Dragonlance Cronicles and Legends.
	In AD&D terms, Kender are Halflings without fear.  They are childlike 
	and the entire race suffers from Wanderlust and theifing skills...
	Don't visit their homeland, Kendermore, while carrying anything 
	valuable.  Heck!  You'll be lucky to walk out again with your clothes!
	But they are sweet creatures.
Tasslehoff: Why, of course we are!
Chroniko: Um, Mr. Burrfoot?  Those are my glasses...
Tasslehoff: What?  Oh! (hands them back to her) You must have dropped 
	them!  Good thing I found them for you before some nasty theif... 
	Say, have I ever told you about the time I found a magic pair of 
	glasses that let me read anything?
Chroniko: *sigh!* It's in _Dragons of Winter Twilight_, Mr. Burrfoot...

She still scares me.  Thankfully no Kender is *ever* going to walk the 
Pattern or Logrus.

Abarrach: How about a halfing theif/psionist? *BASH!*
Robma(puts down the mallet): I refuse to have my AD&D characters show up 
	here...
Ayeka: Oh, what about Vampire:The Masquerade? *BASH!*

Another .sig char?  Methinks I want one soon ;)

Abort: Another one?
Retry: He could always give it a try.
Fail: Nah - they're not worth it.
Retry: Besides, they have to be below some sort of line don't they?
Abort: True.  I don't see one.

	Robma "They are not mine..." Orick

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Chroniko: Um, excuse me?  That's my calculator...
Tasslehoff: Oh!  It just jumped right in!  I tried to stop it!
Chroniko(to the ML): They don't lie on purpose, but it's so darn frustrating!