On Tue, 7 May 1996, AlberCrombie wrote:

The Doctor actually makes up his mind  - 4 drinks
The Doctor actually explains his plans - 6 drinks

The Plan actually works right--4 drinks
 

Also - drink 2 whenever a NEW member of the Habiki family shows up.

Ohh!  I shoulda remembered that one!
 

2 drinks for:
Ranma/Shampoo
Akane/Shampoo
Akane/Ukyou
Nabiki/Ryouga
Kasumi/Tofu (note: *sexual only*)

Ranma/Nabiki or Kasumi

I forgot, 5 drinks if Vikings show up while Nabiki is about to have sex 
with someone (Yes, this does happen in a story :))

Genma/Soun (drink first, then shoot the author)

I'm going to be ill.

Drink one for each of the following lines (needn't be exact):

"[female] gasped as [male]'s member was revealed"
"That's the hymen"
1 drink each time character's name is shouted during climax
2 drinks if there's more than 20 characters in the name
     e.g. Akaaaaannnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

3 drinks if all of Ranma and Akane's problems and differences 
     mysteriously disappear after having sex

2 drinks whenever Ran-chan gets preggers

4 drinks if she dies in same story.

1 drink if Akane, Nabiki, ukyo, kodachi, or Shampoo are pregnant
4 if Kasumi gets preggers

5 - If passion spice is involved *AT ALL*

Naaah, 5 if someone gets pregnant without magic or passion spice :)
 

Jhon/Kun-Chan  -- chug the bottle and grab the sleeping pills.

HEY!?  Don't I at least get an honable mention?

No.
 

Um, you forgot the section about the authors and sex.... 

IF the following have sex with characters

2 - Jhon/anyone (anything?) female

1 if it is only insinuated :)

2 - KunChan/anyone male (other than Ryoga)
1 - KunChan/Ryoga 

1 - KunChan/Kunou

4 - Jhon/anyone male
4 - KunChan/anyone female

That should be 12 for me, and 2 for her :P

2 - Ryan/Kei or Yuri
6 - Ryan/Mughi  ;)
2 - Gopher/any female

More like 6 for rarity :P
 

.SIG CHARACTERS

MISC.

1 - Roy yells about SPAM
1 - Gopher ticks off Allegra
1 - somebody sends an 'un/subscribe' message to the list

3 - No one responds to the message with a sarcastic comment.

John Walter Biles
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