Subject: TGACFH!!! Side Story #1 (Collect 'em all!)
From: "Erin Mills version 2.5" <MILL0622@Badger.Snow.edu>
Date: 5/5/1996, 5:46 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

    Okay, since the ML has become, as of late, a "dark and lonely 
place" I've decided to bring a little unbridled chaos into it. To 
wit...
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Dark Streamline A.D. Viz-ion Image Entertainment Presents...

A "Not-Bloody-Likely" Production

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    ----------- THE GREAT ANIME CROSSOVER FROM HELL!!! -----------    
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With apologies to the creators of the characters herein.
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Side Story #1: A Few Moments In and Around D.C.
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by Erin "Here's a Few Ideas We Couldn't Be Bothered to Put in the 
Main Fic" Mills
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    Larry Sindell strolled down the street. It was a beautiful spring 
day, the sky was clear, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, 
and a large spaceship was flying directly overhead.
    Larry Sindell looked up at the gargantuan space entity. The ship 
was over 1000 meters long and a dark metallic green. Large gun 
turrets, vaguely reminiscent of a Navy battleship, could be seen both 
topside and underneath the behemoth, along with several missile 
batteries. 
    Larry Sindell stared, open-mouthed, as the great ship passed 
overhead, sending up gusts of wind that made the garbage in the 
street swirl around and redistribute themselves elsewhere.
    The last things Larry remembered seeing before he passed out, was 
the oddly contradictory rear of the ship. It was decked out like an 
old fashioned Spanish gallieon. Ornately carved wood-like surface, 
with panes of what looked like stained glass inlaid into it. Across 
the whole ship, the mark of the skull-and-crossbones, a black flag of 
the same design, and the name "ARCADIA" emblazoned near the front of 
the ship...

    Laura Goldberg was bored. She was currently not listening to the 
tour guide as he blabbed on and on about the Jefferson Memorial as 
her tour group apprached it. She cast her eyes aroud the surrounding 
landscape, wishing she could ditch the group from her school and just 
wander around D.C. and meet up with them at the hotel later. She 
glanced at the immaculate lawns, the other monuments in the distance, 
the naked woman standing on top of the Jefferson Memorial.
    Wait a minute.
    Laura's eyes went wide as her brain tried to comprehend what she 
was seeing. There was, quite distinctly, a woman wearing red boots, 
gloves, a mask with two long flaps of material on either side of it, 
and *nothing else* standing on the Jefferson Memorial.
    <Way too much booze last night,> Laura thought as she shook her 
head to try and clear it. 
    When she looked up again, the woman was gone. Laura blinked and 
decided to pay attention to the tour guide. At least he actually 
existed...

    Edgar MacDougal was just opening his corner shop when he heard 
the stampede. Now, technically, stampedes are not a usual occurance 
in Washington D.C., seeing as how the closest place you'll find a cow 
is the local McDonalds (and if you look carefully, it's probably 
where you'll find the closest horse, too.) But MacDougal had lived in 
Utah for most of his childhood, and he was sure that he could still 
tell a stampede when he heard one.
    It wasn't a stampede of cows or horses (although there were some 
questions raised later about several hundred pounds of meat that wnet 
missing from a nearby McDonalds later,), instead MacDougal saw, 
rounding the corner and young Chinese woman in a ornate blue dress, 
red tights, and white boots. Her black hair was bounded up under what 
looked like two white handkerchiefs, one on either side of her head.
    She raced past MacDougal, and into the store, where she promptly 
hid behind the magazine rack. MacDougal was about to asked her what 
was wrong, when a rampaging mob of human males, ages 14-30 also 
rounded the corner and rampaged past the small store yelling "Chun-
Li, Chun-Li!" at the top of their lungs.
    When the mob had passed, the Chinese woman came out from behind 
the rack, walked out the door and began walking in the opposite 
direction the males had gone.
    Then the sounds of the stampede were heard, and the woman bolted 
down the street, the mob back on her scent.
    "Chun-Li, Chun-Li!"
    Edgar MacDougal scratched his head.
    "That has to be one of the strangest experiences of my life..."
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 You can give C&C if you want, but this was just a brief interlude of 
rampant silliness to brighten your day! Especially for Misa-chan. Get 
well soon, Misa! ^_^