From:        Ranma al'Thor, ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu

On Sun, 5 May 1996, Nightelf wrote:

John...A note for future ref:  If it's April 1, and it has Jeff Rutsch's 
name on it, DELETE IMMEDIATELY!!!  This reminds me of the Ranma & Nabiki
Pt. 9 April's Fool Joke from a month ago...but longer.  MUCH longer.  
This was seriously messed up.  If you do write more of this, please send 
a copy with you to A-Kon.  This is not your usual stuff... 

I take it you haven't read Lemonade?

Lemonade is 8000 lines worth of this sort of thing :)  

I plan to make this story at LEAST as long :0

Windir: Ah. Should provide an amusing diversion for Frito, at least. As 
well as an interesting test case for the Communications Decency Act.

Frito: WOO, WOO! Take it off, Nabiki!

<THUD!>

Frito: Hey, what'cha do that for?

Windir: You are under the mistaken impression that we should *encourage* 
him?

Frito: It was funny! What more d'ya want, fuzzy dice?

Windir: While I have, in the past, stated that lowbrow humor can have 
redeeming values, this was... ahem.

[Hey, Windir, I thought you were supposed to be kidnapped!]

Windir: No, that's in the next critique.

[Oh.]



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