On Sun, 5 May 1996, Nightelf wrote:

Oh no.....I _really_ didn't read that, did I?  

Yes, you did :)
 

John...A note for future ref:  If it's April 1, and it has Jeff Rutsch's 
name on it, DELETE IMMEDIATELY!!!  This reminds me of the Ranma & Nabiki
Pt. 9 April's Fool Joke from a month ago...but longer.  MUCH longer.  
This was seriously messed up.  If you do write more of this, please send 
a copy with you to A-Kon.  This is not your usual stuff... 

I take it you haven't read Lemonade?

Lemonade is 8000 lines worth of this sort of thing :)  

I plan to make this story at LEAST as long :0

John Walter Biles :  MA-History, Ph.D Wannabe at U. Kansas         
ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu   http://falcon.cc.ukans.edu/~ranma/falcon.html 
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If you've ever watched the game warden through a gun sight...
     You might be a redneck.