Lemonade Punch#3: Untitled
paladin@mars.superlink.net
Started: 3/29/96
Finished: 5/4/96
WARNING!!! This is the third story of the Lemonade Punch series!
Wow! I actually finished! Anyway, you shouldn't read this kind
of hentai stuff unless you, yourself are hentai and are allowed by
your wondrous government to do so. This is a Ranma *LEMON* so
beware! I normally blab on and on in this section with the purpose
of filling up a page but I won't do that this time.... Nope. I
won't do it all... wouldn't want to waste your precious time and
lives on pointless drivel, would I? A bit more seriously, though,
this lemon takes a bit of patience and understanding... you might
have to re-read a few sections to see how they connect. Oh yeah,
one last note: If you don't get a complete copy of this FanFic or
want to get the previous stories (which you should have read by
now... otherwise this lemon might not make much sense) E-mail me
the line that your copy got cut off on or the story you want and
I'll be happy to oblige. Well enough talking... on with the FanFic!
Legal stuff: All characters re- Bah! Like anyone really cares....
Lemonade Punch #3: "Help me with a title!"
by Paladin
Under the bright full moon, the Tendo Dojo was a picture
of serenity. It was the hour of night that all was still and quiet.
Not even the crickets chirped at this hour of night. This was the
time of night that was never disturbed by anything, because all
things, even things of the night, rested at this hour....
"Raaaannnmaaaa!!! You get back here, we're not done!"
Ranma scrambled down the hallway pulling up his boxers
while trying not to trip. Glancing behind him for any signs of
pursuit he nearly fell down the stairs. Ranma's heart pounded
and he breathed heavily as he rounded a corner then plastered
himself against the wall.
"Ran-Ma", Nabiki sung, "where are you?" She walked into
the room passing underneath Ranma, who was sticking above the
door frame, and looked about. Ranma dropped silently to the floor
and dashed for the door. Nabiki spun around, "Hey!"
Bolting back up the stairs, Ranma stopped mid-way seeing
a half-naked, cheerfully smiling Kasumi at the top. He turned and
found Nabiki at the bottom grinning like a jackal. Ranma looked
back and forth between the two a few times then vaulted over the
banister to the floor below.
Wasting no time to open it, Ranma ran through the paper
door out into the Tendo Dojo garden. Out in the garden Ranma
encountered a series of man-traps, presumably for him. Out of
sheer panic, Ranma managed to dodge the gauntlet of traps,
getting to the front gate. Ranma bent over panting, he had to
give Nabiki credit... when it came to-
"What the-!"
*<creeeessSSCRRASH!!!>*
*<THUD>* "Ungh!"
*<phssst>* "Aaaaahhh!"
*<boing boing boing>*
"Tiger pit trap in combo with a snare trap at the finish
line... clever.", grumbled Ranma as he rubbed the bump on his
head. "Hey, let me down! All the blood's running to my head
and my ankle's swelling up!"
Nabiki grinned thoughtfully for a moment and then began
to saw at the rope with a kitchen knife, "Only if you promise to
stay put- Hey!" Ranma bent at the waist, grabbed the knife, and
cut himself down. He landed on his feet and jumped out of the
pit trap.
"Hah! I ain't promising nothin- OOF! Akane?!?" Akane
tackled Ranma to the ground then knelt on his chest. From his
position, Ranma could almost see up Akane's small nightie.
"I'm sorry, Ranma, but they *are* my sisters." With that
she gave him a warm smile and pulled her nightie over her head,
exposing her beautiful naked form. Out of the corner of his eye,
Ranma could see Kasumi beginning to undress. Akane smothered his
face with kisses as the already bare Nabiki approached.
"No! No please! No, not *AGAIN*!", Ranma pleaded as
they pulled off his boxers.
"No! I can't- anymore- too tired-!", he was frantically
stuttering.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!", he yelled once more before he was buried
beneath a pile of female Tendo flesh....
-=-=-
"Honneey, I'm home!"
"Yay! Daddy's home!" The seven year old girl leapt into
her father's arms. The man hefted her into the air and laughed.
Ukyou looked on with affection as she cradled a sleeping infant
and put the baby in her crib.
"Ahhh, ahhh, me too Daddy! Me too!" Cried the five year
old boy reaching up and tugging at his father's pant leg.
"Okay, you too, sport.", grinned the happy man as he
scooped up the boy and held him under the other arm. Then he spun,
causing the young boy and girl to shriek in delight.
"Hey Dad, look at the 'A' I got in school today!" said his
teen-aged son. The man stopped spinning a moment, glanced at the
paper approvingly, and quickly patting his eldest son on the back
nearly dropping the girl but quickly catching her causing even
more giggles.
"Good job! Keep it up, Son."
"Daddy faster!!!", he was just about to comply when Ukyou
interrupted.
"Ranma-honey, don't get them too excited, it'll spoil their
dinner and they might wake the baby."
"Of course, darling." He put down the youngsters who
collapsed onto the floor dizzy and out of breath from laughter.
Ranma leaned over and kissed Ukyou on the forehead.
"How was -Genma go set the table- work today?"
"Oh, the usual... some of the students are preparing for
their next technique but everything else is pretty normal. What
about you?"
"I have a new flavor of okonomiyaki to test, we'll all be
having it for dinner tonight. You must tell me what you think."
"Okonomiyaki again? Yay!!! I love okonomiyaki! It's
my favorite and Mom's is the best in the whole entire world!" The
whole family sat down to eat, the children lined up by age. The
two middle children bore a remarkable resemblance to Ranma in
both his forms while the eldest son looked almost exactly like his
mother. The baby was too young to look like anyone, but she had
her mother's eyes.
"Now, let's all-"
*<SPLASH>*
"Oh, Genma, you naughty boy!"
"It's okay, it's just water.", said an uncursed Ranma.
"I told you that they'd get excited." Ukyou scolded.
"It's okay, it's okay... just don't spill again, all right?"
"Okay Daddy." Ukyou looked at the scene before her then
tears began to well up in her eyes.
"Look! Mommy's crying!"
"Mommy, I'm sorry, I won't spill again!", Little Genma
cried.
"It's not your fault Son... Ukyou, what's wrong." said a
concerned Ranma.
"Nothing. Absolutely nothing, everything is just perfect.
These are tears of joy, I'm so happy! I love you all!"
"We love you too Mom.", said the oldest son.
"And I'll always love you," then whispering, "...perhaps
we can fool around a little tonight!" His whisper did not escape
the ears of his eavesdropping children.
"Yuck mushy stuff!"
"Oooh, Daddy and Mommy gonna go smoochy smoochy! Heeheehee!"
Ukyou laughed at the reaction of her children as she
wiped her tears.
Suddenly... a there was a knock at the door.
-=-=-
"AAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Ranma bolted upright in bed, sweating and breathing heavily.
<Whew, only a dream....> Although it was a dream, it wasn't far
from reality... Ranma had been virtually raped by the two elder
Tendo sisters for the past few weeks... repeatedly. And now, when
they finally allowed him to sleep alone, they haunted and attacked
him in his dreams. He hadn't been able to get a full nights worth
of good sleep for weeks now because he always had one or more
active bed partners: Nabiki, Kasumi, and/or Miss Hinako... it was
driving him to insanity and exhaustion.
<At least I don't have to *do* Akane....> Akane was slowly
getting back to her old self after withdrawing from the use of the
Passion Fever Dust but it was hard. Ranma and Akane decided that
sex would only complicate their relationship, so they would try to
abstain from each other... yet Ranma could, and would have to,
continue to make love to the Dust junkies.
Ranma found it ironic that the one he loved and wanted
to make love to was the one he couldn't do it with, while he had
hordes of other women that he had to please. It wasn't as if Ranma,
as a martial artist, couldn't escape the advances of Nabiki, Kasumi,
or Miss Hinako, it was their reputations he was worried about. If
they didn't use him for sex, who would they go to? They would
become the town whores if he didn't keep them in check.
Even with all that he learned from Miss Hinako, he could
take only so much. He had to match them each up with somebody else.
Kasumi would go to Tofu, obviously, but how would he react to this
slut who acted nothing like the original, innocent Kasumi? Ranma
had no idea who to match the other two with either. But time was
running out. Even if he could hold out longer, the girls were
beginning to become tired of him, dispite the tricks he had learned.
He had to get help. He couldn't as Akane for help in her
fragile state-of-mind. He couldn't ask Tofu who would ask for a
full explanation. No way in the world would he ask Mr. Tendo or
his father. Who did that leave? Well, whoever he went to, he
needed their help soon and fast.
-=-=-
Ukyou froze in terror at the sound of the knock.
"I'll get it." Ranma got up out of his seat and headed
towards the door.
<No! This isn't right!>
"Honey, please don't get it!", Ukyou said nervously.
*<knock,knock,knock>*
"What? Oh it's no problem, I'm already up." He continued
forwards.
"Ranma-honey! Don't answer it!!!", she pleaded.
*<Knock,Knock,Knock>*
"Uchan, they're already at the door, it's rude to ignore
them."
"I'm not expecting anyone, don't open it!!!", she cried,
almost yelling.
*<KNOCK,KNOCK,KNOCK>*
"Really, you're silly. I'm a martial artist, if they're
here to cause trouble, I'll turn them away!" He reached for the
doorknob.
"RANMA! DON'T-" He opened it....
"Oh... hi Akane."
-=-=-
Ukyou looked at the hard-faced, man-like Akane, standing
at the door dressed in a gi. She felt her entire universe begin
to collapse around her.
"Get out of my home!", she yelled as she charged Akane
with her giant spatula. The Akane-kun blocked the overhead blow
with its forearm then proceeded to crush the huge metal utensil
with one hand. Ukyou attempted a flying attack but was swatted
across the room with a simple backhand slap from the Akane-kun.
It laughed evily as Ukyou struggled to get up. She wiped the blood
from the side of her mouth and pointed.
"You! What are you doing here? What do you want!?!"
"I'm here to take Ranma's heart from you, of course!"
"How could an ugly tomboy, *it* like you steal his love!"
"Ha ha ha ha! I'm not the tomboy! Look!" The monster
pointed towards Ukyou's chest. Any trace of breasts had disappeared.
<They must be bound!> She tore the front of her blouse open only
to see a boy's chest. Looking up in horror, she was stunned even
further. Akane now had an extremely feminine form, she had more
curves than any super model could hope for, and had her arms around
Ranma's neck. Ranma's arms were about Akane's waist and the two
were locked in a passionate kiss.
-=-=-
"Honneey, I'm home!"
"Oh, darling! You're home early!"
"Well my last two check-ups canceled so, here I am!"
"Oh, oh, let me get you're coat... sit down, sit down,
dinner is already prepared, piping hot."
"Hmm, looks delicious."
"It's all Italian. Spagetti and tomato sauce, breadsticks,
garlic bread, Caesar salad, lasagna-"
"Yes, yes, it's all wonderful... but I don't see how the
two of us can possibly finish all this food."
"Oh, we'll save the leftovers for Mr. Saotome and Ranma,
they will finish nearly anything. Eat, eat." Kasumi waved her
hand, gesturing toward the heaping plate of pasta in front of him.
Tofu looked at it, grinned, then begun to dig in.
"Mmm, this is great. Uh, aren't you going to have som-..."
Tofu's next fork-full missed his mouth entirely, hitting his chin,
and falling into his lap. He didn't even notice. Instead, he
watched as his beautiful wife, Kasumi, ate a breadstick.
For some reason, Kasumi's dress was hanging off her shoulders
showing ample cleavage. Her face glistened with sweat and her face
was in an erotic, pouty expression. Her left hand was underneath
the table doing something rather obvious while in her right, she
held the breadstick.
Nibbling on the end, Kasumi continued to stare passionately
into the eyes of an awe-struck Tofu. She then began sliding it
smoothly in and out of her mouth obscenely. Tofu was getting very
excited. Kasumi took it out, pointed it straight up and licked
its length slowly. Still transfixed by the scene, Tofu watched
as Kasumi then turned it upside down, pointing it down. She gave
him a questioning look, and he nodded numbly. Kasumi brought the
breadstick under then table then slowly-
Tofu shook his head and looked up. Before him was perfect,
prim, and proper Kasumi picking sparingly with chopsticks at her
salad. <Huh?> Kasumi looked up at him with a concerned look on
her face.
"Tofu-love, what's the matter? You seem tense.... Okay,
I know what to do." She got out of her seat, walked behind him,
and began to administer a shoulder rub. Tofu sighed and sat back
in his seat to enjoy it. Kasumi's hands then began to work their
way down his sides to his legs and finally to his feet. Tofu
swung his legs around so that she could better massage his feet.
Her hand's worked magic as they relieved tension by striking
therapeutic pressure points.
"Oh Kasumi, that's wonderful *<sigh>* but you don't have to-"
<Eeep!> Again, Tofu was greeted by another shocking image. Looking
down, Tofu found Kasumi at his feet... or more precisely, between his
(now naked) thighs. A completely nude Kasumi was desperately taking
his erect manhood into her mouth repeatedly. This was too much
for the poor doctor.
"Ohhh, ohhh, Kasumi- darling- I-I feel- it- coming.... I-"
-=-=-
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Ukyou bolted upright in bed, sweating and breathing heavily.
<My God! What a nightmare!> She immediately looked down and felt
for her breasts and breathed slightly easier when she found them
intact. After she had calmed down a bit, she examined the meaning
of her dream.
Akane's masculinity was her advantage while Ukyou's was her
disadvantage. She would have to appear softer, more feminine to
try to appeal to Ranma. Ranma was constantly assaulted by violent
women, but it was the gentle touch that would win his heart... it
had to be, Ukyou was sure of it.
She would have to do it soon too. This dream was the second
sign to tell her this. Earlier in the month she could have sworn
she saw Ranma and Akane holding hands, but when she took a second
look, Ranma's hands were in his pockets and Akane was digging for
something in her bookbag. Another time she thought she saw them hug
but on second look they weren't facing each other and were looking
up at the sky or down at the ground. Ukyou decided it was all
paranoia, later, when she thought she saw Ms. Hinako pinch Ranma in
the butt... teachers didn't do that! But now she saw it as visions
of things to come if she didn't act now. She made the decision...
tomorrow, she would begin her move on Ranma.
-=-=-
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Dr. Tofu bolted upright on his futon, sweating and breathing
heavily. He sat there a moment, panting, then looked with disgust
at the sticky, white mess in his palm. He wiped it off on a sheet
and cursed silently to himself. For years, he had been dreaming
of marrying Kasumi. He longed for her companionship and conversation
day and night. He would go mad at the sight of her or even the
mention of her name. But now, those dreams were being shattered.
How could a sweet, innocent, beautiful flower like Kasumi ever love
a disgusting pervert like himself?
He didn't understand it. Up until recently, his dreams for
himself and Kasumi had been as pure as snow. A family, a home, a
steady income... he had not wished for much. But lately, all his
fantasies were downright pornographic. Tofu hadn't had dreams even
mildly stimulating since his high-school years! Now all his nights
were being interrupted by wet-dreams... or nightmares, as he saw it
now. He hated himself for being such a pervert.
She knew too. Kasumi could somehow sense his dark secret.
Her purity naturally had an aversion to evil... that's why she
hadn't visited him in nearly a month. It had to be... it was the
only logical reason. These kind of secrets always came out into
the open if hidden long enough. Tofu had to do something... he
had to cure his perversion or lose beautiful, perfect, and pure
Kasumi.
-=-=-
"Mmm, feminine, feminine... Grrargh!!!", Ukyou slammed her
closet shut in frustration. After years of pretending to be a boy,
she didn't have many "feminine" items of clothing or manners... she
wasn't even sure what "feminine" was anymore.
"Argh... what do girls wear, they wear dresses, skirts,
makeup... uh, panties, bras, garter-belts, and stockings-", she
blushed at her line of thought then grew more frustrated when she
realized she didn't own any of those items.
"Ah, who cares what girls wear! I should care what guys,
Ranma specifically, *want* girls to wear...." Ukyou drew from her
experience, listening to "guy talk" as they "scoped babes" as a
fellow "guy" in disguise.
Ukyou thought about it a bit a realized that guys didn't
want girls to wear anything! But when they did admire a girl's
attire, it was when there was less of it... or when it was tight...
or when it was small and tight.
"He wants small and tight, I'll give him small and tight!"
Searching her closet with new hope and inspiration, Ukyou came across
a white shirt, a boy's uniform. Ukyou stripped, then tried to put
the shirt on... it wouldn't button, but she was able to tie the
shirt tails together to make it hold.
"Hmm, needs 'less'...", Ukyou ripped the sleeves off the
shirt and put it back on her bare top. The outline of her nipples
showed through the white fabric. She had always bound her breasts
so she never needed a bra, thus never bought one. With her chest
bound, she might have fitted the shirt just fine, but with her
expansive breasts free, the shirt was constricting, small, revealing,
and tight... it was perfect.
Now for a bottom. "Dress pants, dress pants, dress shorts,
dress pants, dress shorts... doesn't seem to be much else.", Ukyou
mumbled to herself. She again decided to improvise. Taking a pair
of dress shorts she estimated where the girls' gym shorts would end,
then went a few inches higher, and ripped the legs off the shorts.
Trying them on, without any panties (she didn't own any...
she did own boxers, but those would be larger than the modified
shorts), she checked herself in the mirror and smiled. She was
revealing way too much, she was nearly revealing her entire bottom
and what the top covered, was transparent. <Well, anything to get
Ranma, right?> Ukyou was happy with herself... how could Ranma
possibly resist?
-=-=-
"COME BACK HERE YOU PERVERT!!!"
The dripping wet woman, wrapped in a towel, threw various
appliances and large objects at the scared boy.
"Please! I'm sorry, I'm just looking for Furin- OOF!!", said
Ryouga as the toaster nailed him in the stomach. That gave the
furious woman time to rush up and repeatedly beat Ryouga.
"...teach you! ...Peep on me will you?!?... Break into my
home?!?" Ryouga began to lose consciousness from the blood running
out of his nose (he was surprised he didn't already black out from
that) and the serious thrashing this half-naked woman was giving him.
<Curse, you Ranma! I'll make you pay for my suffering!!!>
His last thoughts were of how Ranma had driven him from Akane.
...
"Good-bye my little P-chan!", cried Akane, while sniffling.
"Akane, it's for the better, trust me...", Ranma said
soothingly. P-chan glared at him a squealed madly.
"I trust you... good-bye P-chan, be a good little pig, OK?"
said Akane. She petted him on the head and scratched his chin one
last time then allowed Ranma to take him out he front door. Once
the gate shut, Ranma held the struggling piglet to his face and
addressed it.
"Listen up, pork-breath. I'll honor our agreement, I won't
tell Akane who you are, so she won't think any worse of you... but
I love her and she loves me, so she won't be thinking any higher of
you, P-chan or Ryouga!", P-chan struggled to rip Ranma's face off,
"Now I could banish you... with your sense of direction I wouldn't
have to enforce that kind of exile... but you have as much right to
live here as I do so I'll let you stay..."
After his little speech, Ranma covered P-chan's eyes with
his bandera and after a minute or two let him go. By the time
P-chan got the bandera off his eyes, Ranma was long gone. P-chan
looked about.
<Hey, this is the back of the Tendo Dojo! All I've gotta
do is sneak around to the front entrance and I'm back in!> And thus
P-chan started on his journey....
...
<I'll make him pay!!!> He would get back Akane too. <Mind
control, mind control, it must be some sort of evil mind control
Ranma's using! Well he better get ready! I'm coming for him!!!!>
And he would too... as soon as he regained consciousness.
-=-=-
"So there's nothing you can do?" Ranma sounded desperate,
while Dr. Tofu began to get slightly annoyed.
"Ranma, you have to understand that I'm very busy... this
just isn't one of my priorities. What are you doing with this
kind of stuff anyway? It could be very dangerous in the wrong
hands."
"But I *need* an antidote!"
"Why? Do you intend to use it on someone?!? Has someone
been already affected by this Passion Dust?", he grabbed Ranma by
the shoulders and shook him, "You must tell me if you want me to
help!" Ranma stared at the floor, biting his lip.
"I can't say... please! Won't you help me?"
"Ranma, as a doctor, of course I'll help you. As a friend,
though, I'm disappointed and hurt that you can't trust me with this.
I can help you better if I can understand the situation... or the
know the possible victims."
"I'm sorry, believe me, I'm really sorry... but if I told
you, something even worse might happen, and I just can't afford
it.... But you'll help anyway?" Ranma looked up for assurance.
Dr. Tofu sighed and smiled slightly.
"Yes, yes, I'll help. I'll work on it as soon as possible
but I still have to get these things done."
"Man, thanks! You don't know what this means to me! Uh...
say, Kasumi hasn't been around here lately, has she?"
"Ah what? Kasumi?-", Dr. Tofu's glasses fogged up for a
split second then went back to normal, he shook his head sadly,
"Uh, no... unfortunately, she hasn't been by... has she been busy?"
"Uh yeah, that's it, great, fantastic, thanks, bye!"
As Ranma left, he wondered what Dr. Tofu would think if he
knew how much of a slut Kasumi was in her current state.
-=-=-
"Hi Ranma-honey!", Ukyou said as she assaulted one of his
arms and clung to it with a vise-like grip. She smiled widely and
gazed up into his distracted face.
"Huh? Oh, hi Ukyou....", Ranma didn't turn to face her
and continued to walk forward, deep in thought and hands in pockets.
"So how are you doing?", said Ukyou, attempting small talk.
"Hm? Uh, fine." Ukyou was getting frustrated... here she
went to all this trouble to dress up for him, and he wasn't even
noticing her! She tried a more direct approach.
"Ranma, do you notice anything different about me?" She put
on a smile that was dripping with sweetness. Ranma gave her a
cursory look and continued to look forward.
"Umm, lost weight?" Ukyou was getting majorly irritated.
She hit him, hard, on the arm... but he still didn't seem to notice.
"No! Guess again!"
"New hairdo?"
"Not quite, try again."
"Grew taller?"
"Next."
"I don't know! I'm sorry, my mind's not really on this
right now... hey Ukyou, do you happen to know any guys, Nabiki's
age that she likes or like her?"
"...Nabiki? Hey, what about me?!? My clothes, dammit, look
at my clothes." Ranma stopped walking and looked. Ukyou stepped
back a bit then spun around so that he could see *everything*. For
a moment, Ranma seemed interested... *but*....
"Hmm, very nice... uh, won't you get chilly? I mean, wearing
so little and all."
<AARRRRGGGHHH!!!>, Ukyou mentally screamed, <Aren't I the
*least* bit interesting?!?> As if to answer a man on a bike passed
by the couple and turned his head around to whistle, running into
another male, that was equally distracted by Ukyou's attire. The
two crashed onto the sidewalk and watched Ukyou walk away, even
while wounded and tangled together. <Well at least I know *someone*
is interested... <sigh>! But what about Ranma?>
<Wow! Ukyou's looking really kawaii! Bah! How can you
even think of a thing like that with a friend like her?!? Idiot!
Hmmm... back to the problem at hand.... who to pair Nabiki and
Hinako with? ...->
"No, I won't."
"Eh?"
"I said 'No, I won't.' Are you listening?"
"What?"
"I'll never be cold as long as I am close to the one I-I-
l-l- *<ah-choo!>* v-v *<sniff>* love!"
"Sorry, what?"
"Love!" The light went on in Ranma's head and he suddenly
got excited.
"That's it!"
"Huh?"
"Ukyou, you genius! I could kiss you!", Ranma laughed and
grabbed Ukyou by the shoulders.
"Oh Ranma!", said Ukyou, closing her eyes... waiting...
Ukyou half opened one eye and peeked out to see Ranma running
down the street waving without turning around to look at her.
"Thanks Ukyou!!!", he yelled back.
"Bye.", whispered Ukyou as a tear rolled down one cheek...
not realizing that she had helped Ranma figure out that he could
pair Nabiki up with the one thing she loved most in the world...
Money.
-=-=-
"Hurry Sasuke! It must be ready for my Pig-tailed Goddess
as soon as possible! My heart doth swoon at the time we spend
separated! Hurry Sasuke, hurry!"
"Here, Master Kuno?"
"No, you bumbling dolt! The arrangement must be exactly
to my ingenious specifications... the sheer poetry of my masterpiece
must be conveyed exactly as I see it!"
"Of course. Forgive me, Master Kuno! Here?"
"No, NO, *NO*! Ah, why is genius always surrounded by
such idiocy? Look! It goes there, there!... No, there!"
-=-=-
*<SMASH>* *<BRRMMMM>* *<CRASH>*
<Hm... sounds like someone's coming.>
Ukyou got up off the curb and wiped her puffy eyes, she
didn't want to be embarrassed in front of whomever was coming.
She brushed her hands through her hair and straightened what clothing
she wore.
"BAKUSAITENKETSU!!!" *<BRROOOM>*
Ryouga came through the wall, panting and kneeled over
with exhaustion. Looking up he saw a stunning girl so lewdly
dressed that he began to feel a trickle of blood run down one
nostril... then he realized it was Ukyou.
Ukyou looked at the poor boy and began to laugh madly...
Ryouga had on a light, Spring, flower-print dress and had a bra
dangling on his head and pink, lacy panties about one ankle.
Ryouga stared at her with a dirty look, so Ukyou attempted to
control herself. Almost getting control, Ukyou wiped the tears
of laughter from her face and bent over to talk to Ryouga.
"Mhummm- ha ha- How- hehe- aaaaamm", she bit her lip and
concentrated her self-discipline, "How?-" Ryouga cut her off.
"-Don't!... Don't ask... Let's just say, I got lost again...
Grrr! I could be in the safety of Akane's arms... but NO!! Rrwrw!!
This is all Ranma's fault! I'll kill him! I'll- *<WACK>* -OW!"
"Leave Ran-chan out of this! It's not his fault that you
have the directional sense of a cabbage!"
"Owww, that hurt!", Ryouga whined, "It *is* his fault that
I can't be with Akane, the one I l-l-..."
"Love?", Ukyou finished, "Here, sit down... You really like
her, huh?" Ryouga balked at the question... he wasn't one to talk
about feelings, but for some reason he felt at ease talking to
Ukyou.
"Um, yeah, I guess."
"Why? ...I mean, what makes you like a girl?" Now Ryouga
was getting really uncomfortable. But he had to answer the question,
after all, if he couldn't explain why he loved Akane to himself, how
would he ever tell her?
"Well, she's cute... hm, she's caring... she has a love of
animals... ah-..." Ryouga stumbled realizing his reasons sounded
lame and could be applied to almost any cute girl.
"Animals? What does *that* have to do with anything? Hmm...
Ryouga, are you sure you don't like Akane just because she's
engaged to Ranma? You know, with all your competition and all."
"WHAT!?! Of course not! I mean it's impossible!", Ryouga
yelled. But the damage of Ukyou's question had been already done.
<Damn Ranma!!! Now he is even causing me to doubt my love for
Akane... my only reason for living!!!>
"Alright then, what is it about her?"
"I don't know! No, I do know. I mean- I mean... guys, they
like pretty girls but... they want more, you know?" Ukyou nodded and
encouraged him to continue. "They want a kind-hearted, sweet, girl
who will listen to your problems and tell you everything's going to
be all right... they want a girl that will make them forget all the
cruelties of this miserable world and give them a reason to live...
well, actually, I can't speak for all guys, but that's what I want...
I guess." Ukyou sat slightly awe-struck at how much Ryouga had just
opened up to her.
"You see all that in Akane?"
"Yeah, of course."
"And you love her for that?"
"I guess."
"Even if she doesn't ever love you back?"
"....I-... I think I will always love her...."
"You know, you and I are a lot alike, we both love people
who might never love us back, but we don't care." They sat there
in silence for a moment... reflecting. Then Ukyou broke out into
mad laughter.
"What!? What's so funny?"
"I just had one of my deepest talks with the boy who wants
to kill my Ran-chan, while he's wearing a dress and a bra on his
head! HA HA HA!!!" Ryouga shot her a dirty look then grabbed the
neckline of the dress and was about the rip it off when Ukyou
stopped him.
"Wait! The owner might want it back... do you know where
this came from? Of course not, you have no clue, have you? Well
give it to me, it's a bit dusty but I can clean it up and wear it
for Ranma-honey.... um, I think I'll be needing those.", Ukyou
said embarrassed, pointing to the unmentionables. Ryouga blushed
deeply while handing them to her. Ukyou glanced at her watch and
gasped.
"Oh! I've got to go! Thanks for the talk Ryouga... and
the clothes, we've got to do this again sometime!", she kissed him
on the forehead and ran off, "Bye!"
"Uh... bye.", said Ryouga, still dumbfounded by the kiss.
-=-=-
Ranma paused outside Nabiki's room and listened to the
murmurs inside. <Oh no, not again...>
*<Knock, Knock>*
"Nabiki? Hello? May I come in?" There was the sound of
movement then a click as the door unlocked.
"Sure, Ranma, come in and join us... just be sure to lock
the door behind you, okay?" <Jesus...> Ranma walked in and his
jaw dropped wide open at the sight of Kasumi and Nabiki on Nabiki's
bed....
<They- They're wearing clothes! And their not having sex!!>
Ranma thanked the heavens that the elder Tendo sisters still believed
in "quality" time together.
"Uh, Nabiki... I just was kinda wondering if you would be
interested in going out on a... well, uh, a blind date with a- uh-
'friend' of mine. I mean, Akane and I, we could double with you
guys if you accept."
"Hm, I don't know... going 'blind' into something sounds
awfully stupid. Is he cute?"
"The girls swoon all over him." <Out of disgust, maybe...>
"Is he younger than me? I won't date a younger guy-"
"He's older."
"He rich?"
"Yup."
"Smart?"
"He's well versed in literature..."
"Hm, I don't really like smart guys."
"Well he's not terribly bright, either."
"Sounds like a geek... he's not a pussy-cat is he?"
"Nope, he's as brave as he is stupid- oops!- I-"
"This guy sounds profitable... okay, I'll go out with him...
for five thousand yen."
"Five thousand?!? For what?!?"
"My fee-"
"The guy practically sells himself! I thought I was doing
you a favor! Forget it then!", Ranma started to leave then turned
around, "Two thousand."
"Four thousand five hundred."
"Nothing, but the date's my treat."
"Four thousand and your treat."
"You got to be kidding! Movie and dinner, my treat."
"Movie, dinner, your treat, and two thousand yen... that's
my final offer."
"Nabiki, I'm nearly broke!", Ranma whined.
"New deal then. Dinner, your treat. And...-"
"And?" Nabiki smiled evily "Oh no! Please! Com'on, it gets
to be too much!!"
"We have a deal?"
"Yeah.", conceded Ranma, defeated. He stood there and
allowed Kasumi and Nabiki to begin to strip him.
-=-=-
Only a hour or two later, a depressed and rumpled Ranma was
allowed to leave the room. The two girls lay, naked, on their backs
and talked as they stared at the ceiling.
"You think he knows?"
"That we spike his food with the Passion Fever Dust? No, I
don't think so... remember last time he found out? He would be too
angry to hide it if he knew."
"It's just trace amounts anyway..."
"Yes, it makes him a more active participant... he doesn't
like it as it is, can you imagine if he wasn't on the Dust?"
-=-=-
Ranma stepped out into the garden for some air and to be
alone with his thoughts.
<Che! I feel bad... I guess I'd better go and call Kuno
to set up the date with Nabiki. Of course, I'll have to tell him
it is with his "Pig-tailed Goddess" but I'll work something out.
Hm, better make reservations at Ukyou's or something- eh?>
Ranma bumped into a lamp-post and looked up. He was standing
in front of Ukyou's oknomiyaki restaurant. In his semi-depressed
state it didn't really bother him that only minutes ago, he had been
in the garden. <Feh. Must be developing a Ryouga-complex... well
as long as I'm here...>, Ranma thought as he pushed the door open
and walked in.
-=-=-
"Wow, it fits perfectly. Just a few adjustments-", Ukyou
looked in the mirror and tugged at the waistband to get the hem-line
to go up and pulled the neck-line down a bit, "-ah, perfect!"
Ukyou spun in front of the mirror, causing her skirt to float
upwards, and winked at herself. She was about to practice poses when
the shop bell rang.
"Oh, a customer!" Ukyou ran out and gasped when she saw that
it was Ranma. <I'm not ready yet!> She ran back inside.
"Hello? Anybody here? Ukyou?" Ukyou checked her hair once
more and smoothed out her dress and exited nervously.
"Oh h-hi Ranma?" Ranma gloomy face cheered a bit and smiled.
"Hey Ukyou! New dress? It looks really nice on you.", Ranma
checked to make sure that he wasn't crazy... did he just freely give
a compliment?
Meanwhile, Ukyou heart fluttered at the compliment.
<He noticed! He *noticed*! Oh! What do I do now?>
"Thanks Ranma, you know, I wore this just for you..."
<Huh? How did she know I was coming? What is she talking
about?>
"Uh -gee -well thanks for the thought... I guess. Um, I'm
kinda here to make reservations for four tomorrow night, here... is
that okay?"
"Of course! Anything for you Ranma-honey. You'll get the
best seat in the house!", then it occurred to her, "Hey, who are you
bringing?"
"Oh, it'll just be me, Akane, Nabiki and Kuno." Ukyou
breathed a slight sigh of relief.
<If Kuno and Nabiki are there, it can't possibly be a double
date... must be school or business related.> Ukyou then noticed
that Ranma reverted to his glum state.
"Ran-chan... is something wrong?"
"Hm? Oh, me? Nah, everything's fine." When Ranma noticed
that she had noticed, he forced a weak smile that died off in a few
seconds. Ukyou called on her previous experience with Ryouga.
"Sit tight. I'll close up shop and we'll talk... something's
bothering you. I don't want you to ever be troubled Ran-chan."
Somehow, Ukyou's words and voice were soothing and Ranma decided to
stay. <Why not? Maybe I can get a few of the less explicit things
off my chest. Confession is supposed to be good for the soul right?>
-=-=-
Hours later, Ranma and Ukyou were rolling on the floor
laughing. As they talked, Ranma grew more and more aware of what a
good friend Ukyou was and how easy it was to talk to her. Ukyou's
admiration for Ranma grew deeper as well. Ukyou began to realize
the power of allowing people to express their troubles. She didn't
want to risk it but she decided to move the subject on to more
sensitive stuff.
"Hey Ranma, would you tell me about sex?", Ukyou asked.
Immediately Ranma was silent as he glared at her. Ukyou moved back
slightly as she felt his anger. Ranma shook with an inner rage and
pointed.
"H-How *DARE* you!..." He got up and began to circle her.
"Ran-chan, what? I'm sorry! What did I do?"
"You're just like all the rest of them! You slut! Why
can't you leave me alone!", he was screaming at her. Ukyou started
crying and begged him to stop.
"Please! No! I don't understand! Ranma!", Ukyou sobbed,
while clutching him. Ranma stopped and looked down at Ukyou and
looked away in shame.
"Aw shit, what have I done?", he muttered under his breath,
"Ukyou, shhhh, it's okay. I'm sorry. You're not like them, you
wouldn't do something like that, shhhh." He put his arms around her
and calmed her until she stopped.
"I-I- just wanted to *<sniff>* know..."
"Sorry... of course, I'll tell you anything you want to know.
Just answer this... why?"
"I- well- it's like this... even back in middle school I
pretended to be a boy. When it came to the first week of sex ed in
health, it seemed very important that the boys went with the coach
and that the girls went with the nurse. They stressed this division
very strongly, making us take notes home to our parents to sign and
stating anyone caught in the wrong class would be expelled.
That left me with a problem... the school thought that I was
a boy, so I was required to go to that class. But I knew that I was
a girl so, morally, I shouldn't be in the boys' class. So I didn't
go to either. Later, when I asked about it, my male friends made
fun of my ignorance so I never tried to learn about it since then. I
know some things... like you should only have sex with someone you
love and that most people really like it... though most people don't
talk about it in public... so I don't know that much.
I was hoping- well- I was hoping that you'd teach me, Ranma.
But you don't have to. I mean, I guess I could find someone else-"
"No, no... I owe it to you. Um, where to start? Ah- gee-
this is hard... you're right, people don't talk about it much....
Well I guess it starts with the function of sex... People have sex
to reproduce, that's where babies come from. They-" Ukyou gasped.
"What! That's where babies come from?!?"
"Oh boy...", Ranma sighed.
-=-=-
After the crash-course, Ukyou sat in wonderment. Ranma was
surprised at how fascinated she was and how much he remembered. It
was pure, clean curiosity that spurred all her questions. He had
described conception, birth-control, puberty, masturbation, oral
sex, anal sex, and a whole other slew of sex ed material all from
a "scientific" view-point. Finally, extremely late into the night,
Ukyou got to the question she wanted to ask.
"Um, Ranma... have you- have you ever... had sex?", Ukyou
asked meekly. Dispite his openness for the last few hours, he had
snapped at the first mention of "sex" before and she didn't want
to repeat that again.
Ranma stared at her for a long time then looking at his
feet he answered.
"Yes... yes, I've had sex before." Ukyou's heart broke...
She had to know...
"W-with who?" Her eyes began to well up with tears but
Ranma didn't seem to notice. He was struggling to answer.
"A-Akane... first... then Kasumi and Nabiki... and Miss
Hinako. Baka, you must think me a pervert now..."
"H-how? So many?" Ukyou was beginning to cry.
"Uchan, listen to me... sex does not equal love, do you
understand? I don't want to- but I have to- my body responds but
I hate it! They don't see me as a person, they use me to masturbate
themselves! Do you understand? Sex doesn't equal love."
"You- but you have sex with them?"
"They are cursed, an addiction to a drug...-"
"You like it?"
"No! My body responds- they are attractive women... but
I don't love them."
"Do you love me?" Ranma looked at her and then it struck
him... she did love him. He always thought it was some silly crush
or competition between her and Shampoo or something her father told
her to do to keep her busy. But it wasn't any of those things... his
friend... Uchan... she was in love with him. Ranma felt sorry for
what he had to say... he owed her the truth.
"No... Uchan, no.", he whispered. Ukyou began to cry
earnestly now. Then suddenly stopped. She seemed to have a new
resolve and a glint of madness.
"You don't love them either-"
"I love Akane!" Ukyou didn't seem to hear him and continued.
"-yet they still excite you... could I arouse you?"
"Ukyou, you're my friend!"
"A *woman*!" She started toward him.
"Ukyou... I just don't think of you that way." Ukyou
sniffed as the tears continued to flow down her face.
"What do you mean 'that way'! I'm a woman you jerk!",
Ukyou tore open her blouse, baring her breasts to a shocked
Ranma, "I love you! Can't you see that?!?"
"Ukyou, please...."
"Take me!!!", cried Ukyou, throwing herself upon him.
Ukyou pushed him on his back and ripped open his shirt. Straddling
him, she forcefully kissed him fully on the mouth.
"Ukyou! Mmmmph! Ukyou please- Mgurglphf! Ukyou STOP!",
Ranma nearly shouted pushing back a desperate, sobbing Ukyou.
"What's wrong with me?!?", Ukyou sobbed, pitifully, "Am
I that ugly?" Ranma's face softened and he knelt down next to
Ukyou, wrapping his arms around her. Kissing her on the forehead,
he cradled her in his arms, rocking her back and forth.
"Uchan... you're one of the most beautiful woman I've ever
met, one of the kindest, strongest, and smartest." Ukyou stopped
sobbing and listened intently, sniffling now and then. "You're a
great cook, a good friend, and an accomplished business woman.
You're loyal, independent, and loving... the perfect girlfriend,
the perfect wife... I'm crazy not to love you... the only thing
is... you're not Akane.
Ukyou, understand that there is nothing wrong with you...
it's just that I love Akane. I know, she's temperamental, judging,
and a horrible cook, but I love her anyway, that's how love works."
Ranma didn't know it, but he had just hurt Ukyou further...
in her mind he was saying that all the things that made her special
didn't matter, making her even more worthless. She began to cry
yet again. Ranma stroked her back, rocked her, and kissed her head
all in attempts to calm her.
As he did this, a rush of heat went through his body. He
tingled all over, his ears burned, and he began to sweat. Ranma
became acutely aware of Ukyou's bare chest against his, the smell of
her hair, tears, and sweat, and how much he was hurting her...
somehow, he knew he had felt this before... he had to stop it
before- he dismissed the thought... all he wanted to do was make
everything better.... He allowed the Fever to take over.
-=-=-
Tofu Ono yawned and stretched out accidentally knocking over
a small bottle which fell open, its contents spilling into the cage
containing the hamster which he had been experimenting the Passion
Fever Dust on.
"Oops, better clean up the- What in the-?!?" The hamster's
hair was sticking up on end and a strange yellow aura surrounded the
little beast. It's eyes widened as it got shocked by blue electric
field coming from itself. It let out a high pitched squeal then
calmed. Dr. Tofu knelt down to get a better look. The curled up
hamster's eyes became evil-looking glowing red slits. The rodent
growled like a feral predator then let out a ki blast that sent
Tofu reeling.
The glowing hamster flew out of it's cage and hovered in
front of Tofu, hissing, preparing for the kill. Luckily, Dr. Tofu
just happened to have the cure for the Passion Fever Dust ready. He
sprayed the super rodent and it squealed terribly as if a demon was
leaving its body then fell to the ground trembling.
Armed with the cure, Tofu tried to see what triggered the
phenomena. First examining the spilled powder.
"Hmm, Rylagia pollen... rare, South African flower with black
petals." Dr. Tofu took a pinch and sprinkled it on the hamster...
nothing happened. He took a little more and tried again with no
result.
"Must be something else..." Looking around, he saw that the
hamster cage was next to a special order fish. A patient of his
wanted a continual source of ki, so he had discovered a species of
battle fish that fought continually producing an infinite amount of
battle aura... but that patient had said that she had found her own
cure so he kept the fish for future use.
"Maybe..." He moved the hamster back to its cage a added
the pollen again. The hamster began to glow again so Dr. Tofu
promptly sprayed it, the yellow aura died out.
"Battle aura and Rylagia pollen... I better tell Ranma about
this just in case." He picked up the phone.
"Hello? May I speak to Ranma? ...He's not home? Do you know
where he is, it's important. ...No? Thanks anyway, tell him I
called. I want to speak to him right away." Tofu hung up.
<Well it should be okay... the chances of running across
a Rylagia flower in Japan are impossible. Ranma's not home, huh?
I wonder where he could be?>
-=-=-
Ranma held Ukyou closer and began moving his kisses down
her brow to her eyes, kissing away the tears, to her nose and then,
ever so lightly, he touched their lips together and held it for a
moment. He arched his back and began to work his way down her neck
and paused. Ranma pushed her back gently and moved his hands to
her torn dress. He slid the fabric off her breasts and off her
shoulders, exposing her entire top. Ranma marveled at the beauty
before him and slid his hands up and down Ukyou's sides.
Ukyou was confused, she had no idea what was happening yet
she wanted it to happen so badly. Scared, she just allowed Ranma to
teach her.
Ranma leaned forward and kissed around her right nipple then
took it into his mouth, teasing it gently with his tongue and softly
pressing it with his lips. Ukyou held her breath. Ranma moved to
her left breast, and taking in only the nipple, repeated the teasing.
Ukyou felt herself begin to get very hot. Between her legs
came a great urging and tingling... it felt strange... slightly
damp? She didn't want to risk breaking the spell that seemed to be
on Ranma, though, so she froze.
Ranma's glazed over eyes stared at her breasts for a moment.
Then he reached up and cupped them, squeezed them, and massaged them.
Ukyou let out a gasp and bit her lip trying to hold the moans that
threatened to escape.
He pushed Uchan onto her back and spread her knees. Reaching
under her skirt he slid his hands along her thighs until he reached
her thin waist. Ranma moved his fingers between the inside of her
thighs rubbed the moist outside of her panties with both his thumbs.
This time, Ukyou could not hold back her cry and she moaned
loudly. She watched as Ranma removed her damp panties and pushed
them to her ankles. Ukyou instinctively half-crossed her legs and
rubbed her thighs together. When she opened her eyes, she nearly
panicked, seeing Ranma standing up, thinking that he was leaving.
But he merely stood there, smiling, and dropped his trousers.
Ukyou sat up and knelt before him, gazing up. Ranma held
out a hand, which Ukyou put her's into, then he guided it to his
clothed member. Amazed at its size, Ukyou grasped it with two
hands and massaged it through the silk boxers. Ranma's eyes were
shut and his head was back. She moved along to its tip, where
she felt a slightly damp spot.
Ranma undid his boxers and allowed them to fall to the floor
as well, giving Ukyou an unobstructed view of his manhood. Ukyou
studied it intently, examining its textures, heat, and smell. She
fondled it, played with his balls and pubic hairs until she was
comfortable with its presence. She then lay on her back, spread
her legs widely, and waited.
Ranma got down between her legs and guided his shaft into
her glistening slit. Half-way in, Ukyou was already beginning to
moan. Ranma eased himself in and out with a steady, slow rhythm.
Ranma stopped causing Ukyou to bite her lip in anticipation... then
thrust deeply and hard, breaking Ukyou. She cried out in pain and
bit her lip too hard, causing it to bleed a bit. But her scream
where quickly replaced by Ranma's soft grunts and her deep moans.
Ukyou's fears dissipated and she began to move, naturally,
against him, bucking her hips to counter each thrust allowing Ranma
to penetrate deeper. Ranma savored her tightly clenching muscles
around his hard erection until he decided to bring them both to
an orgasm. Fondling her breasts while using them for support, Ranma
pounded harder and faster into Ukyou's tight virgin sex.
For the time, Ukyou's world existed of only two things, her
breasts and her vagina. Both were being assaulted by a battery of
pleasure she never knew was possible. Suddenly she stiffened, and
gasped as a river of untapped honey gushed forth. The ecstasy washed
over her entire body nearly drove her to tears. Ranma came quickly
after that and that caused Ukyou to cum a second time in rapid
succession. Somehow Ranma was driven somewhat back to his senses
for a moment.
<What the hell do you think you are doing!?!> asked his
feminine side.
<Huh? I'm doing it the way it's supposed to be done!>
<Sigh... This is all Hentosai's fault, you will never be
able to have soft sex with anyone...>
<Grrr, kill Hentosai!>
<You idiot! Calm down, don't let that bastard spoil this
for Ak- Hey wait a moment! This isn't Akane!?!>
<Who cares!>
<*I* care!!! You stop that right now or I'll->
But his animal side was jolted back into dominance by Ukyou's
latest cry.
"We're not done? Oh yes! OH *YES*!!!" Ranma's increased
endurance allowed him to continue please Ukyou, even after release.
Much later, Ukyou fell unconscious with ecstasy, but Ranma continued
to make love to her until, finally, his body collapsed out of
exhaustion.
-=-=-
The first beams of sunlight broke the night as the early sun
began to rise. Ranma began to stir. He unconsciously began to kiss
Ukyou on the head. He moved her leg from around his waist and pulled
his sticky member from her body. He snuggled tighter and wrapped his
arms about her. Ranma let out a sigh of contentment.
<Ahh, my dear, sweet, loving Ukyou- ...my friend Uchan...
My GOD AKANE!!! *SHIT*!!!! I've done it again!!!> The full
realization of what he allowed to occur hit him. He had fallen to
his bodily lusts again and this time there was no excuse for it!
How would he explain this to Akane? Ranma needed to think, but
more importantly, he needed to get away first.
He got up off the floor and scrambled to collect his clothes.
Ranma put them on hastily and made sure that Ukyou was decently
covered then left a note to Ukyou. After what he had done he could
not face her, not just yet, but he knew the consequences where
inevitable.
-=-=-
Ukyou's murmured and felt for her lover next to her only
to find her side empty. Her eyes fluttered open.
"Ran-chan? Ranma? Ranma, where are you?" She looked
about the room to find it empty except for a card, standing up on
the nightstand. She picked it up and read.
"Dear Uchan,
I'm sorry to leave but I had to. We've done
something terribly wrong. I can't see you right now
but we need to talk later. I call you.
With My Deepest Apologies,
Ranma Saotome."
Ukyou was floating on Cloud Nine so the note didn't quite
get its message across to her.
<Oh Ranma! So concerned with tradition... he's so worried
about pre-marital sex... he's probably arranging the wedding
ceremony right now!> Ukyou got up and stretched her gloriously naked
body in the light. <Hmm, I think I'll take today off!> Just as
she was going off to the bathroom to clean up-
"Akane?!? Akane, you home?!?"
"EEEEKK!!!", yelled Ukyou as she bashed and unsuspecting
Ryouga with a giant spatula, "Oops! It's only you... sorry."
"Eh? Ow!", said Ryouga as he rubbed his head, "Sorry
Ukyou, I was trying to- aaaawhaa- awwhhaaaa-" Ryouga had looked up
and received an eye-full. Ukyou was totally naked; clutching a giant
spatula and a sheet to her chest. The sheet didn't cover much, her
elbow covering a more sensitive area, and her smooth thighs exposed
on either side of the sheet.
Ryouga could feel his consciousness slowly drift away as the
warm trickle of blood flowed out his nostrils. Then pain. Sharp
bursts of it, across his face, began to bring him back to reality.
"Hey stop that!", Ukyou said as she slapped him back and
forth with a normal sized spatula. She wrapped the sheet around
to make herself more presentable.
"What's that? Oops, heh heh. Um, sorry to bother you...
where's the Tendo Dojo?"
"Why should I even bother telling you? You'd probably just
end up back here the instant you step out that door... Why do you
want to go there anyway?"
"Well- I guess- Our talk made me realize how much Akane means
to me. I have to fight for her! I'm going to challenge Ranma, once
and for all, for Akane!!!" He was shaking his fist and his eyes
were lifted towards heaven... Ukyou only shook her head and muttered.
"Oh brother."
"What?!?"
"You like Akane?"
"Of course!"
"Then don't fight *Ranma* for her-"
"What then?!? I'll fight dragons, griffins, evil spirits,
even Happosai! Anything!!!"
"No don't fight anything! That only makes her seem like a
possession to you. You like her, you go to her... you tell her how
you feel."
"W-what... can't I just fight the dragons?"
"Ryouga, listen, tell Akane how you feel. It works, believe
me, I know."
"But-"
"I shouldn't tell you this but... I told Ranma how I felt
about him... and, well, we had- we had a moment."
"A moment?"
"Yes, like a moment together... you know?"
"You mean-?"
"Yes, that kind of moment."
"Ukyou, that's wonderful news!!!"
"Isn't it?!"
"Ranma can't possibly claim to be engaged to Akane now!"
"Watch it, Ryouga", Ukyou threatened, "don't you sully my
future husband's name!"
"I won't need to, that was that extra bit of confidence I
needed! Nothing can stop me now!!!"
"Then go get her, Prince Charming!"
"Thanks a lot Ukyou, bye!"
Ryouga left with a heart of a lion and the directional sense
of a cabbage. But dispite his new-found courage and resolve to
finally capture Akane for his own, his last thoughts as he left
Ukyou's restaurant were of Ukyou...
<Hmmm... Ukyou smelled really nice...>
-=-=-
<She looks like an angel... I-I can't wake her- Aw shut up!
Courage, idiot, you have to do this!> Ranma sat on the bed and
put his hand by her face.
"Akane? Akane, I have something to tell you.", he whispered.
"Huh- wha- Oh. Ranma... where were you last night?" Akane
smiled warmly at him making his task so much more difficult. He
buried his head in her lap and cried.
"Akane, I'm a horrible pervert!"
"Wha-? Ranma, not again! What, or should I say *WHO*, have
you done?!" Her first reaction, as usual, was to get very, very
angry.
"I-I- Ukyou-"
"First you and Hinako!! Now you and Ukyou!!! Baka!!!", she
managed to gain control somehow... things were different now, she
had to think and act differently too, "I-I'm sorry... please, tell
me everything." And Ranma did.
-=-=-
Akane shook her head sorrowfully, "Ranma... you've done a
terrible thing-"
"Forgive me, I'll make it up to you! I promise!"
"No Ranma, not to me, to Ukyou... Ranma, her very existence
revolved around you since she was a child! You broke her heart.
You destroyed her dreams of happiness and extinguished all her hope."
"I had to tell her the truth, I owed it to her!"
"Yes, I understand... had you left it at that, she would
have realized how silly her obsession was, she would have moved on,
gained new dreams and a new hope-"
"..."
"You wanted to heal her? But instead you've caused her to
cling to a devastated dream... she'll never be happy..."
"A-Akane... w-what have I done? What can I do?"
"I don't know Ranma... I-"
"RAANNNMMAAAA!!!!"
"Ryouga!", Akane gasped.
"Get out of here, Ryouga! I'm in no mood to fight."
"I'm not here to fight!", Ryouga said approaching. Ranma
assumed a battle stance but Ryouga walked past him to Akane. He
took one of her hands into his and knelt down before her.
"A-Akane... I've been meaning to tell you this for a long
time-"
"What you plan on telling her, P-chan?", Ranma smirked.
"SHUT UP RANMA!!! Akane... I l-l-uh-v-v- I l-l-"
"Loath?", Ranma prodded.
"Grrr!", out of anger he yelled, "AKANE TENDO, I LOVE YOU!!!"
"Oh Ryouga....", she turned her head away from his hopeful
face. <Ryouga, why did you have to do this? We were such good
friends...> A tear escaped. "Ryouga, I don't love you. I can't."
Ryouga could feel his heart shatter and the pain of its sharp
splinters tear his insides. All his worst nightmares were becoming
realized. He curled up into a shuddering ball.
"Ryouga, I'm sorry, I love Ranma."
"GRAAACKKK! RRRrrrrrrr-", Ryouga cried out in pain. <She
had to turn the knife too?!?> He sobbed and heaved on the ground
as if he were having an epilepsy.
"Did I kill him?", Akane asked in horror.
-=-=-
"Sasuke, imagine receiving a summons from my Goddess of
worship to enter her sacred home!!! But it is not surprising that
she would want the company of I, Kuno Tatewaki!!!"
"Of course- *<pant,pant>* -your Lordship... all the ladies,
especially Akane Tendo and your Pig-tailed Goddess adore thee-
*<huff,puff>* -Master Kuno. And what timing- *<grunt>* -right when
you finished your masterpiece!"
"Of course, Sasuke. Even Fate, herself, favors the ones who
most deserve it. But we must depart! My adoring Pig-tailed Goddess
awaits! Make haste, Sasuke, make haste!"
"Yes, Master Kuno. Right away, Master Kuno. Not even the
enormous weight of this parcel shall delay your faithful servant!"
Sasuke then proceeded to get crushed under the weight.
-=-=-
"Just because I didn't kill him, doesn't mean you can go
back to being an insensitive *jerk*!" Akane whacked Ranma.
"Ow! Sorry but Ryouga's been a thorn in my side too long!
I feel that I'm due some payback!"
"Hasn't he suffered enough? I've broken his-" Ryouga
startled the two by groaning loudly and climbing to his knees.
Clenching his fists he cried.
"*Why*?!? Why, Akane, why? I can understand you not loving
me... yet... but *RANMA?!?! WHY RANMA?!!!"
"I'm his fiancee-", she responded quietly.
"NO! -Hah, Ranma, I've got you now!- You're engagement is
nullified! Ranma has been unfaithful, he can't be your husband!"
"What do you mean, Ryouga?"
<This is dishonorable, but Akane deserves better...>
"I mean to say that he has been with another woman, in an
intimate way, before you." His cheeks turned bright red as he said
it.
"Who?"
"I can't sully her name as well-"
"Who?"
"Er- Ukyou."
"Oh. I knew that already."
"WHAT?!?!"
"Ryouga... I think it would be best for you to leave and
recover a bit and then we'll have to have a long, friend to friend
talk-"
"In other words, Bacon Boy, get lost!"
"GGRRRAAARRRGGHHH!!!!! *DIE* RANMA!!!"
"Ryouga no!", Akane yelled. But Ranma struck an defensive
pose and grinned... this was exactly the kind of diversion he needed
from his troubles with Ukyou... violence was always the answer.
"Com'on, P-Chan, you want this!" Ryouga heaved with the dark
energy of his sorrow.
"Don't... call... me... P-CHAN!!!", he screamed as he landed
a powerful blow on Ranma, which sent him through both sides of the
training hall and slammed him into a tree which landed him in the
pond. <Shimatta!>, thought a soaking wet Ranma-chan, <I forgot how
powerful he gets when he's sad... and mad!>
"RAANNMMAA?!?!" Ryouga bashed through the training hall
himself and searched for his prey. His battle aura flared when he
spotted Ranma-chan, and he charged. Ranma's eyes grew wide at the
on-coming beast and jumped up. The jump would have cleared Ryouga,
but instead, she slammed into his expanded battle aura and was sent
through a stone lantern.
Ranma-chan shook her groggy head and quickly cleared the
twittering birds with a few swipes. This was not good.
-=-=-
*<WHACK!>*
"AAYAHHHH!"
"...Nineteen..."
*<WHACK!>*
"OHHH!!"
"...Twenty! All done you naughty little girl!" Miss Hinako
put away the yardstick. Kasumi was bent over her desk with her skirt
up, her panties down, and a very active vibrator jammed in her sex.
She rubbed her slightly sore bottom then turned to her teacher.
"Thank you Hinako-sensi for disciplining me. I will be a
good student from now on." Hinako grinned.
"Don't be *too* good... that wouldn't be any fun!" Now that
Miss Hinako visited the Dojo, the Tendo sisters could play "games"
with her. Ironically, they hadn't thought to play "Teacher and Her
Students" until now.
"Ugh! Ahhh AHHH AHH!!!", screamed Nabiki. Hinako turned
around at the sound and Nabiki smiled up innocently at her desk.
"Hands." Nabiki held out her hands. They were dampened from
jamming them repeatedly into her womanhood causing her honey to flow
over them.
"Tsk, Tsk... Miss Tendo, what did I say about masturbation?"
"Self-gratification is selfish unless shared with others."
Nabiki hung her head in mock-shame and awaited her punishment.
Hinako got the yardstick back out and swung it casually back and
forth.
"Nabiki, looks like we need to review on-"
*<BRRROOOOMM!!!>*
*<CRASH!!!>*
*<tinkle, tinkle>*
"DIE RANMA!!!"
*<CREEEACK!!!>*
"SHIT! STOP, ASSHOLE!!!"
"Hm, better get dressed... sounds like we've got visitors."
-=-=-
Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tic- *<Smash>*
Ukyou instantly regretted smashing her cute kitty clock.
Using her mighty okonomiyaki flipper, she picked up the pieces and
dumped them in the trash.
<Damn him, he said he would call!> She fidgeted with a gear
for a bit then sighed loudly, puffing at her bangs.
<It's still early, Ran-chan's probably just running a few
errands... what am I waiting around for him for?!> Ukyou stood up.
<I'll just go over and visit him! Won't he be surprised?!> She
flicked the gear expertly, causing it to stick into a hanging cutting
board, closed up shop, and left.
-=-=-
"Calm down, idiot!", yelled Ranma-chan as she dodge to the
side. "Don't bring down the house! Akane lives here too, ya know!"
The use of Akane's name allowed her message to get through Ryouga's
rage... so he stopped short of doing his full Shishihokodan but he
kept his resolve to kill Ranma.
Ryouga shot out his foot but missed the swift Ranma. His
foot went through the wall and several electric and phone cables.
Ryouga pulled his foot out of the plaster and didn't seem to notice
Ranma's annoyance.
"Get out of the house!!!" She dodged another kick and
disappeared around the hallway corner. Ryouga stormed after her but
upon rounding the corner Ryouga found nothing but an empty bathroom.
<I'll *kill* him! Even if it takes me a hundred years to find him
in this place, I'll kill him!!!>
-=-=-
"Go now, Sasuke! The Pig-tailed Goddess, of course, intends
for us to be alone! I will bear this gift to her!"
"I gladly give you the honor, Master Kuno!", said Sasuke as
he passed the float-like statue to Kuno, who struggled under its
weight. It was a statue of, who else, but Kuno, bokken held high
and poetic scripture written at its base.
The plaster statue was covered in and colored with various
flowers. Kuno had insisted the fragile beauty of a flora arrangement
and the fluid grace of poetry and the everlasting strength of stone
all be a part of his masterpiece. He had gone to great lengths to
acquire the exotic flowers that had the exact color of his hair...
they came from... South Africa, was it?
No matter. Now, at the doorstep of his Beloved he would
bear this magnificent gift to her. Kuno thought his masterpiece so
glorious that he had difficulty parting with it... but no sacrifice
was too great for his Pig-tailed Goddess.
"Oh sweet Goddess, come favor your beloved Tatewaki!!!"
Kuno knocked on the door and awaited an answer.
-=-=-
*<Brrrrrinngg... Brrrrinngg... Brrrr- Click>*
Dr. Tofu put down the receiver and rubbed his chin... this
was not good, fifth try and no answer... there's usually *someone*
at the Tendo Dojo. Something was gravely wrong... he could feel it.
Dr. Tofu decided he should see what was up. He gathered up a bag of
bottles, left a note on his door, and headed toward the Tendo Dojo.
-=-=-
*<knock,knock,knock>*
"Hm? Oh, someone's at the door!", smiled Kasumi sweetly,
she was in her housewife mode, "I'll get it!"
-=-=-
Ryouga heard the knock at the door.
<Ran... ma?!?>, cried his maddened mind. He was coming
through the door!
<Kill him. Kill him. Kill him->, he mentally chanted.
He waited for Ranma's face to appear in the doorway so he bash it
inside out.
-=-=-
<Ah! The door's opening! Wait no longer, oh Graceful One!
Your darling has arrived at your summons!>, thought Kuno
-=-=-
Kasumi opened the door.
-=-=-
"GRRAARRGHH!!!"
A battle aura charged Ryouga burst forth to destroy the one
entering the Tendo home. He passed Kasumi, engulfing her in his
aura and smashed his fist with such power and force, charged with
the ki of his Shishihokodan attack... right into Kuno's statue.
-=-=-
The explosion sent Kuno flying skywards and landing on his
head as typical for him, and sent gravel, poetry, and bits of flowers
everywhere.
Ranma turned looked down from the rooftop in wonder. Ukyou,
who was right outside the gate, saw the column of flowers and thought
that Ranma had exploded at the florists for their ensuing wedding.
Akane and Nabiki stepped outside to see what was happening.
Dr. Tofu stopped running, a several blocks away, and silently
cursed at the sight of the flower column... and then began to run
faster.
-=-=-
Kasumi sneezed... then began to glow a golden aura.
-=-=-
Ranma dropped from the roof to see Kasumi lying on the floor
of the doorway... she wasn't moving. Ranma-chan quickly moved to
help her. Ukyou ran up behind Ranma.
"Ran-chan, what's happening?" Ranma, out of concern for
Kasumi, she ingored her. Ryouga leapt in the way, growling.
"RANMA!!! NOW YOU- *<BASH!!>*" Ukyou smashed Ryouga over
the head, Ranma leapt past him and struck a few key pressure points
on his back to freeze him. She knelt down by Kasumi and shook her.
"Kasumi? Kasumi? Are you okay? Kasumi!" Akane and Nabiki
arrived.
"Is she all right, Ranma?", Akane asked fearfully.
"She's breathing... she'll be- AAAHHHHH!!!" Ranma couldn't
finish her sentance as they were all blown back by a powerful ki
attack emminating from Kasumi.
Ranma blacked out.
-=-=-
Ranma-chan quickly recovered finding herself several yards
from where she was a moment ago and her body aching all over. The
front of the Tendo house was decimated and everyone was scattered
about, most staggering to get up. Looking about, Ranma saw only one
person standing... Kasumi.
Kasumi stood in the middle of the blast area bathing in
flames of pure energy. Her body was surrounded by that golden aura
that made it look like she was on fire. Her hair whipped about
madly and her clothes where tattered, one thigh exposed through a
large tear in her dress.
Kasumi's eyes glowed bright red and she had a sick smile on
her face. Ranma realized that this could not be good.
-=-=-
"...She *looks* alright-", said Ukyou hesitantly.
"If you call that 'alright' I'd hate to see what you call
wierd!", Nabiki interruptted. The slightly battered group huddled
to view Kasumi from a distance who merely stared at them and had this
expression of frozen laughter on her face.
"What do we do?"
"Try and talk with her?"
"Okay, I'm game" Ranma broke the huddle and approached the
red-eyed devil.
"Hey Kasumi! You okay?", Ranma-chan yelled from a distance.
Kasumi cocked her head as if she just noticed the sound and turned
toward Ranma, raising one finger that began to glow brightly.
Instinct told Ranma to dodge. It payed off... where she
stood, seconds ago, was a patch of newly scorched earth.
"Hey! What's the big idea- YAAAAH!!", cried Ranma-chan as
she dodged a series of yellow beams. Akane ran forward.
"Kasumi stop it! You'll hurt Ranma!" Kasumi opened her palm
at Akane. There was a bright flash and Akane was blown backwards.
Luckily Ryouga caught her and growled.
"That's not human... it's definitly not Kasumi! We've got
to stop it! How dare you attack your own sister?!?!?"
"I dare not strike a fair lady, but you, Demoness are spawn
of Hell!!! You have attacked the virtuos Akane Tendo, and for that
you must feel the wrath of my awful blade!!!!", Kuno added.
"Maybe if we take her down fast, we can find out what's
wrong... Kasumi forgive me.", Ukyou said.
The three attacked, Kuno leading point with his mighty
bokken Ukyou and Ryouga to his sides. Ukyou threw an array of
spatulas and Ryouga followed with a barrage of bandera shurikens.
The golden flame expanded, deflecting the projectiles then engulfing
the attackers. The three resisted the ki blast, continuing to charge
as Ryouga took out his umbrella and Ukyou her giant spatula. Kasumi
sent out a second blast Kuno taking the brunt of it and Ryouga using
his umbrella to shield himself and Ukyou. They were all blow back.
Ryouga and Kuno landing unconscious and smoldering. Ukyou survived,
having both Kuno and Ryouga as shields.
"Shimatta! Akane! Nabiki! Take Kuno and Ryouga inside and
stay with them... we'll handle this."
"I can take care of myself!", Akane said defiantly.
"Nabiki will need help dragging them in.", Ranma countered.
"Nabiki's never had trouble dragging helpless men about!"
Ranma cursed, she didn't have time for this. Well at least
Akane was right about Nabiki... she already had them inside.
"They went about it all wrong...", Hinako said, "You can't
beat her with a physical attack, we need a ki one!" She drew out
her 50 yen piece and shouted.
"HAPPO-NO-COIN-RETURN!!!!", firing a huge beam of pure energy
towards the transformed Kasumi. Kasumi was blasted back into the
house and buried under the wreckage. Miss Hinako stood panting,
still in her adult form (the Passion Dust's ki increase allowed her
to use excess energy and still maintain her form).
"That ought to do it... she couldn't have possibly- eh?"
Yellow beams of light began to eminate from the rubble until Kasumi
suddenly burst forth with a seemingly angry glow and floated in mid-
air. The demoness spoke for the first time.
"That... that *almost* hurt.", she laughed then quickly fired
an energy assult against Hinako. Hinako absorbed the hit entirly,
her clothes tatters yet still tactfully placed. Her teeth bared and
her breathing heavy... Hinako looked mighty pissed.
"That was my *favorite* yellow dress!!! You forget, Witch,
that I absorb ki like a sponge! HAPPO-NO-COIN-RETURN!!!!" This time
Kasumi was ready, raising a shield. She seemed to flich for a second
but she waited until Hinako's attack subsided to retaliate.
"So a ki attack doesn't affect you, eh? I'll just have to
try a different approach..." She fired a beam which Miss Hinako
deftly dodged... almost.
Hinako's world exploded in light. Her eyes closed, her back
arched, her head lightened and electricty spread from her thighs as
she experienced the greatest orgasm of her life. Her juices flooded
out, soaking her panties, as she fell to the ground, dazed.
After the initial shock, her body filled with animal desire.
She writhed on the ground, gripping her breasts and rubbing her legs
together for any stimulus she could get. Hinako knelt on the ground
with her legs apart, driving her fingers into herself, and wracking
her body with orgasm after orgasm. She became a sobbing, sensual
mess... useless in battle.
"Like my new technique?", Kasumi smiled evily.
"Ukyou! Akane! Don't let her nail you with that!"
"*'Nail'*? Hmm, 'nail'... how apropriate!", she laughed
again, amused by her own joke. A flash of light. Then Ranma-chan
found herself nailed to a tree by her shirt.
"Kasumi, no!", cried Akane. Kasumi blasted her with another
ki attack, knocking her to the ground. Akane attempted to to get up,
groggily, then fell back down.
Kasumi waved her hand and Ranma-chan was pantsless and a
phallic device, composed of energy, was ruthlessly being driven in
and out of her cunt.
"AhAHH- U- OHH- Uky- OhAhh- Ukyou run!" But Ukyou was frozen
in place like a scared rabbit. Ranma struggled not to conqured as
Kasumi approached Ukyou, who couldn't seem to will herself to move.
"Ahh, fresh meat... I've never had *you* before." Ukyou
broke out of her trance and tried to run but discovered that she was
floating in the air. Ukyou floated higher until her crotch was level
with Kasumi's face. Ukyou struggled but her movements were extremely
limited... she could only move as Kasumi desired. She gasped as the
demoness rubbed her face into her crotch.
"P-please... don't-", she pleaded weakly. This only futher
excited Kasumi who pulled Ukyou's pants down to her knees.
"Don't! Please! I'm not a les- *<gasp>* -Ranma help!",
cried Ukyou as Kasumi pushed Ukyou's panties to the side and plunged
her tounge into Ukyou's womanhood.
"STOP!!!", Ukyou screamed as if possessed, "NOO!!" her cries
converted to sobs as Kasumi ignored her. Ukyou hung her head in
shame and sorrow as she couldn't help but to respond to the stimulus
Kasumi forced upon her. She came forcefully, Kasumi lapping every
drop up.
"Leave her alone!", said Akane as she got to her feet.
"Dear me! I've been such a horrible host, I selfishly kept
sweet Uchan all to myself... have a taste, sister!", said Kasumi in
her normal voice, the effect sent chills down Akane's spine. Ukyou's
limp, sobbing body foated in a golden sphere which launched towards
Akane. Akane tried dodging but the bubble expanded so that Akane
was caught inside with Ukyou. Akane moved to Ukyou, putting a hand
on Ukyou's shoulder.
"Are you alright?"
"D-d-don't *touch* me!", Ukyou stuttered.
"Enough chit-chat! This bubble will slowly begin to contract
and crush you two to death if you don't begin to pleasure each other!
I suggest you get started right away... give me a good show and I'll
let you live for another game!"
"Ukyou... Uchan... we- we have to-"
"I'd rather die! I *want* to die...", she muttered wrapping
her arms, tightly, around herself.
"Don't be selfish! I *don't* want to die! I don't want
*you* to die! Ranma doesn't want *either* of us to die!", Akane
softened her voice, "I-I, we, have to... Ukyou... please... don't
let me die... I want to live!" Akane removed her clothes, unabashed,
in front of Ukyou and moved to Ukyou. Ukyou recoiled at the initial
touch but allowed Akane to remove her clothes.
"You have a beautiful body Ukyou... don't be ashamed of it.
I sometimes wish I looked more like you. What we are about to do is
forced upon us but we don't have to take it that way... you might be
disgusted at first but I'll try to go as slow as possible."
Akane pulled Ukyou's head between her legs and climbed
underneath Ukyou and between her legs. Akane hugged Ukyou's thighs
and kissed the lips of Ukyou's sex. Akane moved her tounge in
circles around the entrance then parted it gentlely by pushing her
tounge in. She worked with her fingers, spreading the petals of
Ukyou's flower and stimulating them. Akane began to hear Ukyou gasp
and she felt Ukyou's tears flow down the insides of her thighs.
Ukyou hesitantly lowered her head and kissed Akane's damp mound.
Ukyou kissed it again, this time more eagerly and Akane could feel
her own tears beginning to flow... she had needed this so badly.
It hadn't been that long a time and she was no longer
addicted to the Passion Fever Dust but it was so difficult being with
Ranma then not being able to be together knowing that everyone was
getting some except for herself. So she was extremely grateful for
this release... she had to restrain herself from yelling, "Do it,
Ukyou, do it! Tounge fuck me harder!", and scaring the poor first
timer. Ukyou must have found it so disgusting to be licking another
woman's slit, yet adapted quickly. Akane was glad that it was Ukyou
she was sharing this with and not Shampoo... Akane paused a second
to look outside the bubble. She suddenly noticed that they were
high off the ground... very, very high.
-=-=-
Under diffrent circumstances this might have been fun... but
right now, Ranma was getting just plain angry. Ranma-chan reacted
the sensation of her rape but not willingly... when Nabiki and Kasumi
"raped" him before, he was always in control, he could leave at any
time. But now, she struggled to free herself.
Her anger and the phallic device made it nearly impossible
to focus... but Akane's image flashed in her mind. Slowly, Ranma
turned her anger into strength, tuning out the erotic sensations
pounding her sex, and focusing on her escape.
"AARGH!!!"
She tore free of the knives, and her shirt, landing to the
ground on her knees... the mystical shaft evaporated. Ranma looked
around to see that Kasumi was floating several hundred feet above
watching Ukyou and Akane, and was too distracted to notice Ranma.
Pulling on Ukyou's pants and wrapping the torn shirt around as a
makeshift top... Ranma-chan felt slightly better. Normally, she
wouldn't care about her nudity but she didn't want to give the
Kasumi-demon any ideas.
"Ranma!", Tofu called, walking over the decimated front-gate.
"Eh? Dr. Tofu! My God-"
"Who is it?!?", Tofu cut her off shaking her roughly.
"Huh? All I know is that-"
"Who is it?!?"
"Who *what*?!"
"Who has been affected by the Dust?!?"
"There's so many... me, Akane, Nabiki, Kasumi, Hinako-"
"Kasumi?!?!- Dammit, I wish you had told me this earlier.",
he muttered, "Nevermind. How many demons?"
"Wha?- oh, just one... Kasumi." Tofu's face seemed to melt.
"Kasumi? Oh no...", he held back the mist that threatened
to steam up his glasses, "Where is she now?"
"Up there.", she pointed. Tofu couldn't see much except for
two small specks... but the thought that he might be looking up
Kasumi's dress caused him to go mad. His eyes glazed over and his
IQ dropped dangerously low as he began a silly dance.
*<SLAP!!!>*
"Snap out of it!!! This is serious!!!", Ranma-chan scolded.
"Ugh. Thank you.", said Tofu rubbing his face, "Yes, of
course. That sample you gave me, I've been inadvertantly inhaling
some of it. Wait.", digging in his bag he pulled out a bottle of
the Passion Dust, unscrewed its cap, poured all of it into his palm,
then stuffed it all in his face... inhaling some, ingesting the
rest.
"What do you think you're doing?!?!!!" Tofu cupped Ranma's
breasts and squeezed.
"Oh, these are *nice*!"
*<SMACK!!!>*
"HANDS TO YOURSELF!", Dr. Tofu was beginning to remind her
of Kuno.
"Oops, sorry... again. I have to use that hentai dust to
control my madness. I'll be horribly perverted... but sane. I'm
not really a fighter either, so the Dust's ki raising ability
should give me a bit of added protection."
"What do we do now?"
"I suggest we help her.", he said pointing toward the lust
filled Hinako. Tofu walked Ranma over to the masturbating teacher
with his hand on Ranma-chan's butt. Ranma gritted her teeth and
held in her attack... they didn't need any further delays.
-=-=-
Nabiki, sighed in frustration. The world was about to be
destroyed and she wanted a last fuck... and here she was with two
great hunks who were unconscious and at the mercy of her will...
and limp. She peeked at their genitles and had to restrain a laugh
at the sight of Ryouga's itty-bitty, teeny-weeny, -well you get the
idea. Kuno's on the other hand was a catch... longer, but thinner,
than Ranma's (her hole was tight anyway). But try as she might,
she couldn't get him up, it seemed that Kuno hardened only on his
command.
"Well a small Willy is better than none..." Nabiki moved
on the still Ryouga, fondling his asoko. Ryouga began to stir,
murmuring Akane's name... then suddenly crying it out, bolting
upright. Nabiki gacked, a giant sweat drop forming on the back of
her head... this was graceless. Ryouga stared at the startled
Nabiki, who still grasped his quickly hardening member, and decided
his mind couldn't handle this.... After all, he couldn't be gushing
away all his life-blood if he intended to save Akane... so he simply
ignored the situation. He got up, adjusted his pants, and ran out to
save Akane.
"Typical guy...", said Nabiki, regaining her composure, "Not
even a 'thank you'!" She silently wished she could be there when
Ryouga decided to mentally face what had just happened then returned
to the unreponsive Kuno.
-=-=-
Dr. Tofu sprayed Miss Hinako with his mixture cancling out
the hentai ray that had zapped her. His 'cure' wasn't quite a cure,
instead, it surpressed the feelings that the Passion Fever Dust (or
any other aphrodisica) caused. Hinako out of gratefulness began to
french kiss Tofu who eagerly recieved the thanks. They were rolling
on the ground before Ranma could break them up... just in time too,
because Ryouga had arrived.
Ryouga flinched slightly at the sight of Ranma's sparse top
and Miss Hinako's tattered dress. Recovering quickly, he roared.
"WHERE'S AKANE!?!" Ranma-chan pointed up. Ryouga looked up
seeing nothing but two specks.
"So what do we do?", Ranma asked.
*<SPLASH>*
"YAAHHH H-H-HOTT!!:
"First we get you out of that *STUPID* form!" Ryouga dowsed
Ranma in kettle water. The pants stretched and the top fell off.
"Ryouga's right... we need you at full strength.", Ryouga
smirked, Ranma made a funny face, and Ryouga growled, Hinako bopped
them both on the head. "I need to think... Miss Hinako, could you
possibly put something on less -ah -distracting?"
"No, I'm quite fine.", she said, completely missing the point
of his request.
"Nevermind. Yes... you three should be enough... just enough
to hold her off."
"Hold her off for what?", Ryouga demanded.
"Well, typically, demons are very sensual creatures of an
alternate dimension... so it only figures that a extremely hentai
person combined with a bright battle aura, large ki, and Rylagia
pollen (standard demon-summoning powder) would be like a signal
flare for possession. A person with a strong mind can usually turn
aside such an attack but a person under the influence of the Dust
could be easily be manipulated through the lusts of the flesh.
What you three must do is battle the demon after I excise
it temporarily from Kasumi's body until I can heal her. Once she
is healed, she'll have to raise her own mental defenses. Demons
have short attention spans so they don't like to cling to minds
they can't control..." Dr. Tofu proceeded to describe in detail
his plan.
-=-=-
Kasumi watched gleefully as Akane and Ukyou ate each other.
<How diverting... but it's getting a bit droll. I should
add something to this->
"Hey!", she said slightly miffed as a ki attack just missed
her. Two more beams followed the third striking her squarely on
the chest. Kasumi grinned. <Ah, Round Two. This should be fun...>
"Hah!", exclaimed Hinako several hundred feet below, "I got
her! I'm a good shot, no?" She puffed at the tip of her imaginary
pistol and winked at Tofu, who blushed. Ryouga held back his comment
that it took her three shots to nail Kasumi.
"Okay, that got her attention. Get ready! Here she comes!!"
-=-=-
"Hark! Sounds of battle! I must- ewweeeep", Kuno faltered
in his wake-up speech when he realized he was buck-naked. "GAHHGH!!"
Kuno quickly hid behind the first thing he could find... which just
happened to be Nabiki.
"Don't turn around!!!"
"Whatsa matter Kuno-baby?", Nabiki said, obviously enjoying
herself.
"Give me my clothes you heathen woman!"
"*What* did you call me?" Kuno gritted his teeth in attempt
to humble himself.
"I... said... my dear- sweet-", Kuno looked as if he would
die from complementing Nabiki any further, "Nabiki. Give me- excuse
me- *Please* give me my clothes!"
"There... was that so hard?" she tossed him his clothes and
he was instantly dressed.
"*YES*.", he said... he cleared his throat and held his
bokken up, "As I was saying... Hark! Sounds of battle! I must-"
Nabiki grabbed then end of his bokken. "Eh?!? How dare you touch my
honorable blade!?! You know that I *hate* you so very, very much...
What is it you want you-"
Nabiki put a finger to her lips and shushed him. She guided
the wooden tip under her skirt and shifted. A strange expression
came to her face and she began to pump the wooden sword under her
skirt. She shuddered then wet sounds began to come from her nether
regions. Kuno's eye went wide as Nabiki pulled the bokken out, wet
and sticky. Nabiki smiled sweetly as if nothing had happened.
"Thank you... you're boken's nice... let's see how your
asoko is, okay?"
-=-=-
The first blast scattered the group. Kasumi screeched like
a angered banshee.
"Now!", Tofu signaled. Ryouga and Hinako began alternating
their ki attacks... if Kasumi dodged one she would be nailed by the
other. After she was stunned by a few blows, Tofu whirled the bag
of powders over his head and flung it at Kasumi.
Instinctively, Kasumi shot it with a hot beam and the bag and
its contents exploded in a blue mist. But its momentum let the mist
continue forward until it engulfed Kasumi. The air around Kasumi
began to crackle and her body twisted as she screamed. Kasumi's
body fell to the ground limply as a demon, who looked like it was
composed completely out of yellow lightning, left her body.
The demon took a look at its attackers and growled then
tried to re-enter Kasumi but was blocked by the blue mist. It huffed
and puffed and blew the mist away. It grinned and prepared to dive
back into Kasumi-
"SHISHIHOKODAN!!!!"
"HAPPO-NO-COIN-RETURN!!!!"
"HIRYUSHOTENHA!!!!!"
-=-=-
Dr. Tofu ran up to the unconscious Kasumi. Repeated ki
attacks against her body had left her clothes in a state similar to
Hinako's which made it almost as bad for the hentai doctor as if
he were mad. He gazed longingly at her body before snapping back to
reality and the situation at hand.
He would be useless to her if all he wanted to do was grope
her. He had to administer the cure. Spraying himself with some of
the mixture he fought back the clown-like grin that threatened to
spread across his face and the clouded glasses he got whenever in
the presence of Kasumi.
He unscrewed the dispenser then poured the cure between her
soft lips. Tofu could feel his face begin to tighten... NO! He had
to hold back the madness until Kasumi woke up.
"K-Kasumi... p-p-please wake up!"
-=-=-
The immense amount of power in the air was enough to wipe out
several city blocks. The three humans and the demon engaged in a
kind of tug-of-war... blasting their most powerful ki attacks seeing
who's would falter first. This was the longest attack of this sort
any of the three had ever mustered. Ryouga and Ranma with their ki
attacks and Hinako in the center, sucking any of their wasted energy
and redirecting and focusing it forward. All three knew they that
they couldn't keep this up. When they failed, the enormous blast
that would follow would, without fail, destroy them all.
The demon laughed... it was having fun.
-=-=-
All was great! All was fine! He wanted to sing! He wanted
to dance! He wanted to make little animals out of- *<wack,wack,wack
wack,wack,wack!>* Tofu slapped himself across the face, repeatedly,
to regain his senses. He knew he couldn't last- Ya pa pa ya pa pa-
Shimatta!! Tofu no baka!!!
He had to do something quick... but he couldn't think, all
his strength was devoted towards holding back the madness. He
gritted his teeth as sweat broke out on his brow. Any moment now
and he would loose all sanity. He had to do something!
He kissed her... then he leapt up in search of a skeleton
he could sling to his back. Kasumi's stirred, her eyes fluttered
open, and her lips parted to speak.
"Oh my!", she gasped.
-=-=-
Hinako fainted.
"Shit! We need you, get up!", Ranma cursed. The demon
roared in triumph as his attack started to plow through Ranma's
and Ryouga's. Ryouga closed his eyes... then opened them. Nothing.
He was still alive! The demon screamed then disappeared in a flash.
Ranma fell to his knees but Ryouga jumped into the air.
"Yahoo!! We kicked ass!!!" He looked down to where Ranma
had been kneeling then looked up. Ranma was sprinting forward.
<What does he think he's-> then it dawned on him <Akane.>
Ryouga begin sprinting after Ranma.
-=-=-
Ukyou panted. As nice as this was, she wouldn't be able to
keep this up much longer. She was getting tired and cramped. They
had paused a few times to take much needed breaks but that only
constricted the bubble. She lifted her head from Akane's mound.
"Akane, we're not going to make it."
"Don't talk... lick."
"Ranma doesn't love me... does he?"
"Uchan, you're one of his best friends-"
"But he doesn't love me... I think I-" Whatever she might
have said was cut off by a sudden flash and the explosion of the
bubble. The two girls were flung apart and began to fall. Ukyou
blacked out.
-=-=-
When she came to she had the distinct feeling she was falling.
Her heart raced and threatened to leave via her throat, the wind roared
past her ears, and her body was gripped with fear. Absolute terror
kept her from screaming. <It's okay... Ranma will save me.> She
thought in her last seconds of life. She looked down and somehow
all her senses were enhanced. She could clearly see Ranma looking
up at her and mouthing the words, "Forgive me."
Ukyou understood... he would save Akane.
-=-=-
Ryouga ran for all he was worth. Already side by side with
Ranma, all he needed was a bit more speed, a few more steps, and he
would be in position to save Akane. She would be eternally grateful
and she would be his at last!
Then he noticed Ukyou to his right. Ranma had completely
ignored Ukyou! He was still in a position to save her but that
would mean loosing Akane... to Ranma! But that was it, wasn't it?
Loosing to Ranma was worse than loosing Akane. He had always liked
Akane because she was nice to him... but then, Ukyou was nice to
him too.
In the end, he liked Akane because she was Ranma's. Dispite
how they acted, he knew, everyone knew, they loved each other...
taking her away from Ranma would be the ultimate revenge while sweet
in its own rewards. But it was all because of Ranma... he wouldn't
make the mistake again. He picked up speed and headed off to catch
the falling okonomiyaki cook.
-=-=-
Ukyou watched the ground speed up faster and faster until
she couldn't bear it anymore. She closed her eyes and waited for
the instant death. Suddenly, strong arms were wrapped around her
as she was caught in mid-air. <Ranma saved me!> She threw her
arms around the neck of her savior and planted a passionate kiss on
his lips. She gasped for breath.
"Ranma! You had- ...Ryouga?!??...", she realized.
Ryouga held a beautiful, naked woman in his arms that had
just kissed him full on the mouth... the collective shock of all the
day's hentai (and non-hentai) events were too much.
His nose became a geyser of red and he fainted.
Ukyou looked over to Ranma who was cradling a weeping Akane
in his arms... she wasn't sure but was Ranma crying too? She decided
to leave them alone. Wrapping some makeshift clothes about herself,
she dragged her "hero" home to dress his wounds.
-=-=-
Aha! Fate was certainly on his side! Not only had his Pig-
tailed Goddess expressed interest in him but so had the honorable
Akane Tendo's elder sister Nabiki... and with such enthusiasm! He
would have them all: Akane, the Pig-tailed girl, Nabiki, and Hinako-
sensi. After all, they all wanted him... it was only fair to give
them what they wanted. Yes he would-
*<Vrroooommmmssshh!!>*
*<CRASH!!!!>*
Something hit Kuno on the head very, very hard.
Much later, he regained consciousness. Kuno could not
recall a single thing that had happened to him in the last 24 hours.
Except for one thing... a little man falling from the heavens, right
into his face. Was that a dream? Kuno didn't care, he just wanted
to get home a tend to the large, unsightly bump on his head.
-=-=-
"So they won't remember a thing?", Ranma looked down at the
sleeping forms of Nabiki, Kasumi, and Hinako-chan.
"They won't remember any of the time they were under the
effects of the Passion Dust.", Tofu corrected, "...and neither will
I, I'm taking the amnesia potion as well. It is for the best if I
want to ever become Kasumi's husband."
"But they're all cured?"
"They'll have a few urges, a few naughty dreams... but those
withdrawal symptoms will pass and they'll all be back to normal in
no time... Ranma, will you and Akane be taking the amnesia potion?"
"Dr. Tofu, I... I don't want to forget."
"I understand but I feel that you were forced into each other
too fast. There are greater rewards with waiting..."
"I don't want to forget... besides, Ukyou wasn't under the
influence of the Dust, who's gonna help her forget? Someone has to
fix the mess I created with her."
"Well it's your decision... Akane?"
"I'm with Ranma."
"Well then, I'll be seeing you later with a new blissful
ignorance... cheers!" Tofu downed the solution and quickly fell
into a deep sleep. Akane and Ranma watched them sleep for a while
until Akane broke the silence.
"Ranma?"
"Yeah?"
"Where's Ukyou and Ryouga?"
-=-=-
"He didn't even try...."
"I've lost her forever."
Then simultaneously "She doesn't love me." "He doesn't love
me." They groaned in unison. Ryouga and Ukyou were sitting at a
table in her restaurant. It was closed and the lights were off to
amplify their depression. Ukyou looked over at Ryouga and thought
that he looked absolutely pitiful. Feeling sorry for him she pulled
out a large black bottle of some unknown liquid.
"Here, drink this, it'll melt the enamel off your teeth and
leave it on the roof of your mouth... good stuff to drown your
sorrows in." Ryouga smiled slightly.
"Where'd you pick up a line like that?" Ukyou smiled back.
"I don't know.... I think I read it somewhere. My father
drinks this stuff whenever he really has problems." Ryouga shook
his head and pushed the bottle away.
"I don't drink."
"Neither do I.", she said, pushing the bottle back and taking
out two cups. Ryouga opened the bottle and coughed at the strong
smell coming from it. Out poured a thick black substance. Ryouga
stuck his finger in the viscous drink and examined the residue.
"Is this stuff *safe*?"
"One way to find out..."
-=-=-
"...So I says, 'Of course I'm a pig!' HAR HAR HAR!!", slurred
a red-nosed Ryouga while pounding the table at his joke. Ukyou fell
off her seat and giggled.
"What I can't understand is why he doesn't see me as a
woman! I've got all the qualifications!", she showed her breasts to
him. Ryouga squeezed one of the samples.
"Ghad... whatta set! Ranma can't tell when he's gotta a
catch, I tell ya...he can't tell."
"Leave Ran-chan outta this Pig!" She took a swing at one of
the three Ryougas she saw and picked wrong. She collapsed into
Ryouga's lap.
"Hey!" Ukyou squinted to make sure.
"What?!", Ryouga yelled slightly.
"Ranma's got one of these!", she exclaimed while grasping his
stiffened member.
-=-=-
The next morning Ryouga woke with the most painful headache
of his entire life. Wincing in pain he struggled to get up. He
stumbled into a table, knocking it over. A bowl of cold left-over
soup spilled on him transforming him into the piglet, P-chan.
<Where am I?> The piglet bounced drunkenly between table legs
until he somehow found himself outside. Ryouga couldn't think of
anything he did in the last few days... <Bah... must be suffering
from a Sinnosekae syndrome.>
-=-=-
Ukyou got up unsteadily from the floor of her okonomiyaki
restaurant. She rubbed her temples trying to recall why she had such
a splitting headache. The loss of several million brain-cells didn't
quite help her memory... not only that, but she couldn't remember
what she had been doing for the past week. Oh well. No matter...
she was sure it would come to her later. Right now she needed some
aspirin.
Ukyou looked down and noticed that her blouse was wide open,
she covered up and had the distinct feeling she did something bad
that was good (or was it something good that was bad) had occurred
last night. She picked up an empty bottle of "Forget Your Sorrows
Sake" and examined it.
"Hm... I wonder what this is doing out here?"
-=-=-
Soun and Genma arrived home from their trip and looked at
the devastation. Soun wailed like a baby.
-=-=-
Ranma fell back onto his futon and looked up at the stars.
It was actually kinda nice to be missing a roof. He had given up
his bed to Akane... she deserved it. Everything was great. Kasumi,
Nabiki, and Miss Hinako would be back to their old selves, Dr. Tofu
had another chance at Kasumi, and the damages to the house would be
covered.
Yup, everything was fine but a few things were weird....
Kasumi seemed fine. Miss Hinako reverted to her child-like form
(to the sadness of many of the teenage boys) and resumed her
"normal" mentality. But Kuno stopped chasing Akane and his
Pig-tailed girl (which was fine with Ranma) and instead started
harassing Nabiki (which was fine with Nabiki $$$ but not with him
since Kuno still visited the Tendo Dojo).
Another odd thing was that Ukyou seemed to forget their
"moment" together as Ryouga, too, forgot his broken heart. The two
still chased after Ranma and Akane but they often did it in pairs
and seemed to have an affinity toward each other.
Ah well, Ranma was sure things would sort themselves out...
with Akane at his side, nothing could be wrong. Finally Ranma began
to drift asleep... but wait a moment... wasn't Hentosai cursed to
follow Ryouga? Hadn't Ryouga returned? Oh no.
-=-=-
Kasumi lay her head down to sleep... her eyes glowed green
and a soft chuckle escaped her throat. It was not over.
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Author's Notes
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well my patient readers... you've made it to the end! This
story was written based on a vague plot of adding Ukyou to Ranma's
growing harem but as you can see, it didn't quite turn out that way!
Instead I ended up resetting the entire cast to almost-normal...
with the intention of making it easier to do whatever is to come
next (The end of LP#2 made this one harder). Many things came out
differently than I had expected as I wrote this on the fly (Like the
*length* of stories growing exponentially!!!)... but I had much more
fun doing this than I had expected.
Many thanks to Amber for not killing me when she found this
(and other fics)... and instead, helping me to write this! (I've
never met a more hentai girl! *<Whack!>* Ow! Or violent! *<Smack!>*
Stop it, Amber! I'm kidding!) Many apologies to Francis who did
all he could to stop Ryouga from being in this FanFic. (Hey, don't
worry... I *promise* to kill Ryouga in a later story!) And it has
become a tradition, honor, and privilege to mention SHADE in my
Notes... thanks!
Special thanks to all those who comment and write in ideas
and corrections. You people help my writing and when I'm "creating"
your ideas are floating around in my head... the more you write,
often, the more influence you have over the fanfic. So please send
me your comments, corrections, ideas, and well-tempered flames.
Well I've given you a small peek as to what's coming up in
the next (or next two... if my stories get too big I'll split them)
story. It's Kasumi versus Hentosai and the appearance of Ranko...
and she's not who you think! Against the suggestion of several
readers, I'm still intending to do Sailor Moon and Violent Video
Game Gals stories... so if you like these ideas, show your support!
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