Subject: Re: [FFML] [C&C--sorta] Any Color You Like
From: Aaron Stolz
Date: 5/1/1996, 9:14 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com (FanFicML)

At 11:00 PM 5/1/96 +1000, you wrote:
   Second, we have clues Ranma _does_ enjoy Shampoo's attention, despite 
his protests. (I refer you to the Contrary Jewel story. Besides, I 
frankly don't believe, even if I hadn't read that story, that he'd find 
the attentions of a girl even Akane [and certainly Ranma] has admitted is 
very pretty indeed completely upsetting. I'd find far more upsetting the 
advances of Kodachi, who really is shamelessly sexually aggressive, to
put it 
mildly [Shampoo, for her part, seems to be content to cuddle], or Ukyo,
whose 

Except when she tries to get into his bed and into his pants and strips for
him... Never see any of the other girls doing that... not even Kodachi. And
I've never seen Kodachi do more than try to kiss him... Where did this
'shameless sexual aggression' come from? I think you're mistaking Shampoo
for Kodachi there.

I think so too....although Kodachi is at times worse to deal with than
Shampoo....

positive obsession with getting Ranma, whether to satisfy her honor or 
whatever her reason, I find more than a little disturbing.)

hey! Don't put down Ucchan!

   Third, someone on r.a.a. made an observation about her behavior I
think is 
relevant here, namely, that at base Shampoo's behavior is that of a child. 
The more I thought about it the more sense it made.
   To wit: Shampoo (if you haven't done anything to make her mad, like 
glomp onto a tree stump and call her name--face it, Mousse needs a kick 
in the pants) is generally cheerful and carefree, not to mention full of 
energy and--dare I say it?--playful. ("No go to school! Take Shampoo on 
date!" Does she really want to get in his pants, or just go play?)

So... she should be spanked and sent to bed without any dinner, and her
bonbori should be taken away from her. (Though she'd enjoy the spanking
too much, me thinks.)

*crine* Oh! Low blow! Low blow! [Kendra facefaults as she reads that, seeing
a rather bad pun that Aaron completely misses]

   Physically affectionate? Definitely. Small children are. That means 
little if one has sex in mind. Trust me, if she'd wanted to molest him after 
the fashion of Kodachi, she's had plenty of chances and probably would have 
met with less resistance than Kodachi has. The question of whether Shampoo 
even makes the connection between cuddling (even in the nude!) and babies 
is an open one to me. It is also true that children are much less modest 
about their--umm--physiques than adults. In short, all that cuddling may 
be completely innocent.

Simple cuddling I could handle, but actually pouncing on him and refusing to
be moved by anything less than a tow truck?


I've still never seen Kodachi do more than try to kiss Ranma... Feh. If it
was innocent, she wouldn't bounce happily and start whisteling happily while
she tries to strip naked for Ranma.

   I might add here that she's very trusting indeed of her elders 
(Cologne, that is), almost too much; to think of her as a child would 
help explain that a great deal. (What child doesn't trust her parents?) 
   All that may explain why Shampoo holds quite a bit of fascination for 
fans of Ranma 1/2. She's cute, because small children are cute. (It of 
course helps that she's attractive, but so is Hinako, and last I heard 
Ms. Ninomiya hadn't her own ML...)

So... All Shampoo lovers are into pedophilia?

No...more like the people who like Miss Hinako's little-girl form ;) The
Shampoo lovers are just..well...I don't want to make that many enemies at
once, so I'll not say it...
  Kendra: Good plan...

   But this has nothing to do with fan fiction. I move that this discussion 
be moved to the Ranma ML.

I'm not on the Ranma ML as I can't take all that mail.

Me neither, and Don't try to take another "discussion" away from us! It
happened with the SIGwars, and now the list is trying to compensate for the
resounding LACK of posts by making another little..."debate"...yes, "debate"
is a good word for it...Lets face it, "Nature abhors a vacuum" and the FFML
without cartloads of SPAM can be considred a vacuum! This is a valid
discussion (although me and the venerable Kun-chan seem a little
outnumbered) and even if it is spammy, it should stay here...if a vacuum
isn't filled by smaller objects(in this case SPAM)it will try to fill itself
with larger things, or things of greater quantity (In this case, more
SPAM)...get rid of little 5-6 person "discussions" like this and you'll get
somthing akin to the SIGwars and the "Poker Spam" where almost EVERYONE had
a part.

  Kendra: wow, you were actually rational this time
  Aaron: You sound surprised...
  Kendra: well, I am, my predacessor told me that you ranted almost every
waking hour.
  Aaron: you wouldn't happen to have her address, would you? [Starts to go
through his "Unabomber starter kit"]
  Kendra: .....
Aaron Stolz-astolz@direct.ca E-mail me anytime! I'm on for HOURS on end all the 
time, so you might even get a reply soon after you send it! *******************