On Fri, 26 Apr 1996, Erik L. Schweitzer wrote:

2.  Write a short sampler, that can be read in five minutes.
3.  Whine.

(The last method is the easiest to use, and it *does* work.)

Oh please.  

Mr. Mathews also mentioned making this an alt newsgroup.  I will not argue
for or against this at this time, but I will point out that two members of
this list are no longer members, after they were forcefully removed.

I wouldn't read it.

I also have a question for some of the oldtimers out there.  Back in the
fall of '91, I read a couple interesting fanfics.  One of the two was a silly
little piece that had to do with bringing the Dirty Pa-that is, the Lovely
Angels to life.  I have since rediscovered that little gem, and its
numerous offshoots.

YOU'RE CALLING UF LITTLE?????