Subject: Another Teaser
From: Harvey Torrance Griffin
Date: 4/27/1996, 7:44 PM
To: fanfic@tendo-dojo.ranma.net

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The Dirty Pair (and Company)
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      R E U N I O N S
 
Trailer #2: "Long Live the Lady"
 
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[LOGO: M&M Productions]
 
HE TERRORIZED A GALAXY...
 
[Lord Robin, smiling and in costume, appears on the main screen of a
military situation room.  Everyone present stares at him in terror.]
 
                ANNOUNCER (VO)
Planet Eran, COME ON DOWN!
 
DESTROYED FOUR WORLDS...
 
[Massive orbital bombardment reduces a city to rubble.]
 
KILLED TWO BILLION PEOPLE...
 
[Lord Robin dances in front of video of the carnage.]
 
AND WON THE HEART OF A LOVELY ANGEL.
 
[A much more sane-looking Lord Robin kisses Yuri.]
 
NOW LORD ROBIN IS DEAD...
 
[Lord Robin's ship explodes as it falls into a star.]
 
[A woman walks into a near-deserted bar.  The camera pans up, beginning
with her legs...]
 
..LONG LIVE THE LADY.
 
[The woman is Shasti.]
 
[Cut: Shasti stands on a box in a warehouse, addressing a group of
men.]
 
                        SHASTI
OKAY, FOLKS, LISTEN UP!!
 
[Cut: Shasti dodges gunfire in a massive firefight.]
 
                        VOICE-OVER
Shasti is a bioroid, an artificial human being created in our genetic
engineering laboratories.
 
[Cut: Shasti fights a male trouble consultant.  He lasts an entire
second.]
 
                        VOICE-OVER
She was designed to be the ultimate trouble consultant, a superhuman
fighting and thinking machine.
 
[Cut: The man in the voice-over addresses the Lovely Angels and four
other trouble consultants, one of whom is the man we saw fighting
Shasti.]
 
                        AYOOB
The objective is simple: you are to engage Shasti and retrieve her.
 
[Cut: Shasti fights Kei and Yuri.]
 
[Cut: One of Shasti's men addresses a hostage while holding a gun on
him in a car.] 
                        NANCE
These poor shitheads out there, they think she's the heir to Lord
Robin.
 
[Cut: Shasti breaks the neck of one of her men.]
 
                        VOICE-OVER (NANCE)
They're all walking dead people.
 
[Cut: Shasti points a gun.]
 
                         SHASTI
I'm going to count down from five.  Then I'm going to kill you.
        [Cut: Shasti kills several people in an amusement park.]
Five...
        [Cut: Shasti is surrounded by Kei, Yuri, and another trouble
         consultant.  They circle her warily.]
Four...
        [Cut: Shasti, in a shuttle, leads a 3WA ship on a chase.]
Three...
        [Cut: Shasti fights another man.  He lashes out.  She dodges, and
         the wall behind her shatters as if it had been struck.]
Two...
        [Cut: Back to Shasti pointing the gun.]
 
***************************** DIRTY PAIR ******************************
******************************* SHASTI ********************************
***************************** LORD ROBIN ******************************
 
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