Anyone remember what happened the last time someone said they didn't have
a life?  I do...  8)

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From: The Blue Tigress <sapphire@uclink.berkeley.edu>
Subject: Re: ST TNG & Ranma
To: fanfic@andrew.cais.com

On Thu, 12 Oct 1995, White Wolf wrote:

On Wed, 11 Oct 1995, John Peasley wrote:

#RANMA!, BGC, SNES, MK, KI, SF.  
R1/2, MDew, C++, IRC, KOR, KOC, TPath!

That's sick.  I knew what every one of those meant.

Good for you!  Now tell me what they all mean.  I only know (or think I 
know) about half of them. :)

I have no life...

[Cheesy elevator music plays in the background as the scene opens on a 
smiling man sitting behind a desk.]

Man:  Have no life?  We can help!  Just call the Please, Please, Please 
Get a Life Foundation!

[Scene shifts to a white padded cell with patient and 2 doctors in lab
coats]

[Voiceover]:  Our trained professionals will use specialized techniques 
to help.

[The 2 doctors nod at each other, pull out huge mallets and advance on 
the patient.]

[Scene shift to a college cafe.  Patient is sitting with *REAL* people.]

Patient (smiling at camera):  Just look what PPPGALF did for me!

[Scene shift back to man and desk]

Man:  It's not too late!  Call NOW and you, too, can have a life!

[Please, Please, Please Get a Life Foundation and an 800 number appear on 
the screen for 10 seconds.]

[Fadeout]

Sapphire, The Blue Tigress
"Call me Sapphy, and you die. Rwarr!"

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Well, I've been thinking about that.  Does anyone know where to find
padded mallets for sale?  I wanna put together a PPPGALF kit, including a
padded mallet, a doctor's coat, and a stethoscope, plus instructions on
how to help your friends get a life.  ^_-  All for a low "membership fee",
which I'll have to decide on once I figure out how much this is going to
cost.

Anyone have any ideas?  ^_^

Damon Casale, scyth@andrew.cmu.edu

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