Greetings!

A silver-bedecked hardsuit stares wearily across the battlefield at the
approaching combatants, one a large black-and-white bear, the other a
shadowy figure...

SKYKNIGHT ????
Ahem,
I Prince Panda would challenge the honourable Sir SkyKnight for the hand
of the lovely Lady Foxtrot in the weapon of his choosing. (Panda throws down
a gauntlet at SkyKnight's feet). Choose your weapun ;)

I must likewise take advantage of the opuning and challenge this!  I say
that I cannot condone such a thing.  I must be the one to have the hand of
my fair Lady Foxtrot, editor extraordinaire!  (Besides, I have felt the
sting of Fox-Chan's cattle prod and passed the test, have you?  <smirk> )

<SNIP>

Sorry, where was I?  Oh yes, weapun choice:  <looks at gauntlet>  "Ahh yes,
I have to hand it to you.  Good way to issue a challenge.  Shows a good
grasp of dueling concepts.  But I hope you can come to grips with defeat,
after I win, that is.  But I infist that you go first, so as to be fair.
Don't want you getting punchy because I didn't seem sportsmanlike.  After
all, I glove a fair fight, don't you?  You know, a fight the way it was
mitten to be."  Shadow Stalker blows smoke away from the barrel of his .22
caliber PUNISHER pistol after launching his apalming attack.

The silver hardsuit lies smoking on the ground, defeated by the barrage...

Sorry to disappoint you guys, but I'm just not in the mood for frivolity
right now.

No disrespect to Foxy&Furry, but I'm not interested in unions, credit or
otherwise.

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Bert Van Vliet   SkyKnght@sentex.net
[Alias SkyKnight: Knight-in-Shining Armour, Punster at large, Die-Hard
Bubblegum Crisis Fan, and writer of Really Long Fanfics!]
 "Trust me.  I know what I'm doing!"
 "I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!"