From: sysop@newberry.edu (Todd Hill)
Subject: Re: [FanFic] The Wedding Transcripts!)

At 07:53 PM 4/22/96 -0400, you wrote:

At 20:07 22/04/96 -0700, you wrote:

As promised, here are the wedding transcripts.
Firehawke/John is both my Sig/Fanfic character and myself.
Slightly edited for easier reading:
Enjoy!
Bwahaha.. Who's my next target? Hmm.. SkyKnight and Foxtrot sounds >good.. ^_-

SKYKNIGHT ????

Ahem,

I Prince Panda would challenge the honourable Sir SkyKnight for the hand
of the lovely Lady Foxtrot in the weapon of his choosing. (Panda throws down
a gauntlet at SkyKnight's feet). Choose your weapun ;)

Whoa!  Stop the presses!  I never agreed to this and I never will.
I think "virtual" marriages are fine for other folk, but not for me
(as Foxtrot).  However, I do offer an alternate solution:

I must likewise take advantage of the opuning and challenge this!  I say
that I cannot condone such a thing.  I must be the one to have the hand of
my fair Lady Foxtrot, editor extraordinaire!  (Besides, I have felt the
sting of Fox-Chan's cattle prod and passed the test, have you?  <smirk> )

Actually, he has, and mnay more weapuns, but that's beside the point.

Weapun choice:  ARRRGH! <radio playing in background> ANYTHING THAT'LL KILL
HOOTIE!  I'm so sick and DAMN tired of HOOTIE!  I don't CARE if they're a
local band...  AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

<turns radio off>

Sorry, where was I?  Oh yes, weapun choice:  <looks at gauntlet>  "Ahh yes,
I have to hand it to you.  Good way to issue a challenge.  Shows a good
grasp of dueling concepts.  But I hope you can come to grips with defeat,
after I win, that is.  But I infist that you go first, so as to be fair.
Don't want you getting punchy because I didn't seem sportsmanlike.  After
all, I glove a fair fight, don't you?  You know, a fight the way it was
mitten to be."  Shadow Stalker blows smoke away from the barrel of his .22
caliber PUNISHER pistol after launching his apalming attack.

My solution to this?

Meet Vixxy! :)

Vixxy: Hi!  I'm new here (in Foxtrot's .sig) and I'd just like to say
that Pandy made a private appeal to me that swept me off my feet!
Whoever can beat that (and offer me more!) will win my hand in marriage.

Foxtrot "I'm borrowing the Orick's format for now" the Furryous, BTFH

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Foxtrot: (glancing up) Even I got carried away by Pandy's proposal.
Vixxy: (ribbing her in the side) He got carried away by mine, too....