Chan Wei Lik wrote:

From:   Mike W. Loader[SMTP:mloader@scs.unr.edu]

     - he has the sensor array repaired with a bent coathanger and
aluminum foil

No, this means your captain is MacGyver. :)

Naw, that's if it was with duct tape.

Wrong, both are also correct.
Say, what's a redneck anyway?

ROTHLOL!
(you a jerking my chain, right?)

Shannon
(insane@overyonder.com)

D.D. (swinging her legs above the .sig line) *sigh* Excuse our typist. A 
Redneck is a colloquial term refering origionally to cowboys and has 
expanded to include 'Southerners'. Normally from the shallow end of the 
gene pool. There is a comedian, Jeff Foxworthy, who has based his comedy 
and books on this subject.
Classic example: You might be a redneck if your family tree doesn't 
fork.
You might be a redneck if your belt buckle is begger than your head.
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Tina: I don't get it.
Syngin: Of course you don't get it. You're stupid.
Tina: *blink, blink* I'm not! I'm...um...I'm a...um...
Charlene: BRIGHT LIGHT SHINING IN THE VOID!!! Now SHUT UP!
Syngin: (sighs, sticks his fingers in his ears)
Tina: (lip quivering) You...you...you yelled at me!
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(ad infinatum...)