As promised, here are the wedding transcripts.

Firehawke/John is both my Sig/Fanfic character and myself.

Slightly edited for easier reading:

Enjoy!

Bwahaha.. Who's my next target? Hmm.. SkyKnight and Foxtrot sounds good.. ^_-

*** Now talking in #wedding
<Foxx> Hmm..
<Musica> do we need wedding guests?

Aye... Now.. lemme see...
Guests? I'll do that.. unmomento.

* Foxx nods...
<Wing> Hello?
<Happosai> What's going on?
* Musica blushes and giggles happily...
* Wing waves.

Okay.. now...

<Musica> <Allegra> NO!!!!  I WILL NOT ALLOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Foxx looks around in confidence...
* Wing smiles.

Allegra: Forget it.. you can't stop it now!

* Musica polymorphs her sister into a statue...., "quiet..."
<Foxx> Ah...

Okay... before we begin...

<Musica> <Statue Allegra> ...

Can anyone come up with a reason these two should not be wed?

<Foxx> ...a lag-free night..
<Foxx> ...and a moonlit wedding..

Shhhh!

<Foxx> ..oh.. how can I be so lucky?
<Happosai> FH: Who?

Happy: Foxx and Musica.

<Reiginsei> am I missing something here? 
<Reiginsei> he he...
<Happosai> FH: Nope... 
<PhoneyNT> hah
<Musica> soon, i be happy!  are you happy sister? <Allegra> ...
* Foxx looks around..
<Foxx> No one?

Okay.. we'll proceed.

<Musica> <Zodiak> STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
<Reiginsei> Shouldn't all 3 of them get married at the same time?

Zodiak: Yes?

<Musica> f-f-f-f-father?!
<PhoneyNT> hahaha
* Zodiak strides down the aisle
* Foxx rolls his eyes..
* Wing wipes a tear from his eyes
<Zodiak> I will not allow this union between my daughter and Foxx...

Zodiak, and why not?

* Wing gasps in shock
* Foxx looks at Zodiak...
* Zodiak eyes Foxx for a second...
<Foxx> So...
<Zodiak> My reason...
<Foxx> ..you wish to prevent my wedding?
<Zodiak> ...is simple...
<Foxx> Yes.. let me hear your reason!
<Reiginsei> oh, ok. :)
<Zodiak> ...I cannot allow you to wed her...
<Zodiak> ...until you let me give her away...
* Zodiak smiles at his youngest daughter...
* Zodiak reaches his hand to his daugther...
* Foxx laughs and shakes Zodiak's hand..
<Foxx> Alright..

May we proceed now?

<Zodiak> A father has to give away his daugther, ne?
<Foxx> Of course..

Being as it may that I do not know the complete proceedure...

<PhoneyNT> Wait! Where is the dowry?
<PhoneyNT> no decent wedding without a dowry!
<PhoneyNT> this cna't go on!
<PhoneyNT> ^_^

<sigh>...

<PhoneyNT> you must send five jpegs over ^_^
* Zodiak kisses Musica on the cheek, "You are lovely, Michan.  You 
look like your mother."
<PhoneyNT> anime pics
* Foxx looks around in discust..
<Foxx> Shh!
<PhoneyNT> ahahh
* Zodiak raises his eyebrow, "A dowry?"
* PhoneyNT plays the Rude Guy In The Church

PhoneyNT: Grrr....

* PhoneyNT takes a swig of whiskey
<Foxx> Silence, fool!

May we proceed?

<Zodiak> For the dowry, I give my daugther... Castle Zodiak.
<PhoneyNT> firehawke : yes.

Whoa...
Nice deal.

<PhoneyNT> a CASTLE?
<Foxx> Let... us proceed!

Continuing...

<Zodiak> after I kill Yar for it.
* Firehawke slaps his forehead.. "Ow."
* Nagisa smiles.

Now..

* Nagisa sits next to Wing with the audience. ^_^
<Wing> ^_^
<Musica> well, what do you expect?  our family's ancestrial home 
should be about right...
* Foxx looks around, wondering if it'll continue..

Foxx, will you take Musica to be your lawfully wedded wife?
(I'm not up on the complete text, so...)

<Foxx> I do

Musica, do you take this.. hentai.. err... man.. to be your lawfully 

wedded husband?
<PhoneyNT> in sickness & health
<PhoneyNT> 'till death do us part

PhoneyNT: Yeah yeah..

<PhoneyNT> uh
* Musica blushes and nods her head, "aiya...  yes."
* Foxx turns a bit pale...

Then, I pronounce you, man and wife.

<Musica> <Allegra> ... (Stautue's can't talk...)

You may now kiss the bride.

* Ucchan cries.
* Musica turns to her new husband...
* Foxx looks around..
* PhoneyNT chuckles.
* Nagisa smiles, teary eyed.

Nagisa, Wing.. Would you like to be married?

<Foxx> Hey!
<Foxx> Wait!
<Foxx> We forgot the rings!
* Firehawke grins.
* Musica closes her eyes and waits...
* PhoneyNT "The rings, you fools, the rings!"
* Nagisa blushes wide eyed...
<Wing> Ah...
<Wing> Married???
* Musica opens her eyes and waits... " ? oh!  rings!"
* Foxx looks around in mock-confusion..
<Foxx> The rings..
* Musica takes out the ring she picked out for Foxx...
<PhoneyNT> ring around the collar
<Musica> here, airen.  for you!
* Firehawke gags PhoneyNT with duct tape.
* PhoneyNT *AG*GA
<Wing> ???
* Musica bashes PhoneyNT with her staff...
* PhoneyNT is gagged
<Musica> be quiet...
<Foxx> Ok...
* Musica holds out foxx's ring, "husband take musica's ring and make 
happy for rest of musica's life?"
<Musica> <Allegra> ...!!!!!
<Foxx> I'll... be right back...
<Foxx> ..I'm...
<Foxx> just...
<Foxx> ..lagged...
*** Foxx has quit IRC ()

Foxx is lagged, he will return, I promise.

* PhoneyNT breaks the gag
<PhoneyNT> oooh!
<PhoneyNT> he ran out on the wedding!
<Musica> <Zodiak> (unsheathes his sword) Foxx!  Get in here!
<PhoneyNT> what tragedy
<Musica> father!

Zodiak, relax, tis' the curse of LAG.
Zodiak, he will return.

<Musica> <Zodiak> MAKE MY LITTLE GIRL HAPPY, OR ELSE!!!!!!
* Firehawke shivers... "yipe!"
<Musica> this is the most untraditional wedding i've ever seen in my 
whole life...
* Wing whispers something to Nagisa.
<PhoneyNT> musica: you could say that
* Nagisa blushes. *^_^*
<Musica> <Allegra> ...!!!!!!!!!!!!!(translation: GET ME OUT OF THUIS 
STONE!!!!!!)

Aye, at the same time, we now OFFICIALLY HAVE A DOUBLE 

WEDDING!

Wing and Nagisa, COME ON UP!

<PhoneyNT> hehehe
<Nagisa> eep!!
* Wing tries to hide behind Nagisa. ^_^
* Firehawke has the ushers drag Wing up.
* Wing struggles, but get's dragged to the alter.
<PhoneyNT> firehawke is a madman and must be stopped!
* Nagisa smiles as she follows after Wing, offering moral support. ^_^
<Musica> <Allegra> (gets REALLY MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Phoney: HEY! You're NEXT! With... Hinanko-sensai if you don't be 

quiet!

Okay.. now..

* Musica flinches as her sister destroys her stone prison! "eep!"

Is there anyone who would have any reason why these two should not 

be married?
<PhoneyNT> uh
<PhoneyNT> holyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
<Nagisa> Hmmm....
* Wing tries to think REAL hard...

Good.. No reason.. <cuts Wing off>

* Musica engages in conflict with her twin sister....  What a mess they 
make in the back!
<Wing> ....

Wing, do you take Nagisa as your lawfully wedded wife? (etc etc 

etc)
* Zodiak sighs, "Daugthers..."
* Nagisa beams Wing a smile, "Hey... You WANT to be with me, 
right?"
* Wing starts sweating a waterfall....
<Wing> Uh.... yeah....
<Wing> er... yes. ^_^;;

Nagisa, do you take Wing as your lawfully wedded husband?

* Firehawke puts a rag under Wing.. ;)
* Nagisa smiles widely. "YES!!!!!"

the ring, please?

* Zodiak weilds his sword by Wing, "Good answer.  Nagisa will make 
you a wonderful wife."
* Nagisa gives Wing on of those evil smiles. ^_-
* Firehawke casts ring, and one appears in Wing's hand.
* Wing fishes in his pocket... "ring... ring.."
<Wing> !!!
<Wing> Ah... How fortunate....
* Zodiak puts Wing in a bucket to contain the sweat...
* Firehawke pulls out all the stops, ne? :)
* Nagisa smiles, waiting for the finale. ^_^

Wing? The ring... ?

* Firehawke whispers.. "You put it on her finger, Wing.."
* Wing puts the ring on Nagisa's finger with VERY shaky hands.

I pronounce you Man and Wife.
You may now kiss the bride.

* Nagisa smiles as the ring is placed on her finger. *^_^*
* Wing leans over to Nagisa and draws her closer...
* Nagisa closes her eyes and covers the rest of the distance. *kiss*
* Zodiak cheers!!  "The drinks are on me!"
* Firehawke cheers.

Man.. that was tough.
I managed to pull BOTH weddings off with unwilling grooms.. :)

<Zodiak> Finally!  SOMEONE got married!
* Wing looks at Nagisa.... his... -wife-!!!

Zodiak: Relax, Foxx is married.. he's probably just panicking.. :)

* Wing suddenly looks pale and keels over. *thud*
* Zodiak looks at the fighting twins, "and unwilling sister-in-law..."
<Nagisa> !!!!
* Zodiak looks at Wing.  !!!!!!!
* Firehawke hands Wing and Nagisa the keys to their honeymoon 
suite.
* Nagisa kneels by her "husband" and gives him a "life giving 
kiss".......
* Zodiak kneels at Wing's side, "What's wrong, boy?"
<Wing> Whoa... had the strangest dream....
<Wing> !!!!
* Zodiak pulls out a pair of fans, "Congratulations."
* Wing looks up into Nagisa's eyes and suddenly realises it wasn't a 
dream....
<Wing> Oh boy....

Wing: We'll add this to your fanfic later.. ;)

* Nagisa smiles and pulls Wing up. "You'll get used to it.... tee heee... 
we'll share the same room... and the same desk... and bed...."
* Zodiak ducks as another piece from Allegra's hardsuit is torn off and 
flies past...
<Wing> FANFIC!!???
<Wing> DESK!!??

Wing: You got it!

<Wing> BED???
<Wing> *thud*
* Firehawke grins.. "It's going to be a while for him.."
<Zodiak> If he nosebleeds now...
* Nagisa smiles.
*** Foxx (~OtherGuy@slip1.comox.island.net) has joined #wedding
<Foxx> I return!
<Wing> Hmm...
* Foxx is out of breath..

Like I said.. he'd come back.. :)

<Foxx> ...my...
<Foxx> ..ISP..
<Foxx> ..is...
<Foxx> ..evil...
* Foxx collapses...
<Zodiak> Finally, son-in-law!!  Now I won't have to kill you!

Foxx: We just finished marrying Wing and Nagisa..

<Wing> ....
* Wing get's a bit pale at the mention of marry....
* Foxx mumbles something, then loses consciousness...
* Nagisa smiles. "Here... let me warm you up... you look chilled...."
* Firehawke looks around..
* Nagisa gives Wing a close hug to share their body heat.... ^_^ 
hehe...
* Zodiak looks at his daughters fighting each other..., "Go separate 
your wife from her Sister."
<Silent> whew!  i'm back!
<Wing> Red... I see red.... every where.... whoa.......................
* Firehawke seperates Allegra and Musica.
* Firehawke casts HOLD on Allegra
* Nagisa giggles. "Oh Wing... hehe..."
* Zodiak slaps Foxx and splashes water on him, "Come now!!  You 
should have more strength than that!!"
*** Foxx is now known as F-Duck
<F-Duck> Gaawwk!

Zodiak, you underestimate the power of an evip ISP!
Err.. EVIL ISP

* F-Duck was tossed in Jusenkyo earlier today..
<Nar_Matta> arrgh!  i can't type in the full name!
* Wing smiles.
* Firehawke splashes Fduck with hot water.
<Nar_Matta> Wing: :p
*** F-Duck is now known as Foxx
* Zodiak puts a hand to his face, "A Jusenkyo curse?!"
<Wing> Hmm....

Zodiak, I've put hold on both of the lovely ladies..
Zodiak, tell me which one to release, kindly.

* Foxx walks up to Zodiak...
<Foxx> I had another one...
* Wing wonders if there is a jhusenkyo curse where cold 
water===marriage and warm water===
<Wing> ^_^
<Foxx> ..I was happy with my other one..
<Foxx> Please.. I need Kamenichuan!
* Nagisa gives Wing a punch to the shoulder, "Wing!!"
* Wing smiles. "Just kidding, Nagisa... just kidding... ^_^ hehehe...."
<Nagisa> ^_^
<Nagisa> Cool!!!
* Nagisa prints out copies of the picture in the form of wanted ad's... 
bounties... hehe...
* Zodiak walks over to the two frozen girls...
<Nagisa> HMMmm....
* Foxx looks around for his darling...
<Zodiak> Uh oh...  which one's Musica?
* Wing looks at the bounty sheets and wonders if running now isn't too 
late....
* Firehawke casts UNCURSE on Foxx, and he's uncursed.
<Zodiak> They both look alike...
* Foxx thanks Firehawke...
<Zodiak> And they have been fighting since Foxx left...
<Foxx> No...
* Zodiak thinks of the easy way out...
<Foxx> ...I never wanted this to happen...
* Nagisa smiles.

I have a good idea..

<Foxx> ...If I tear a family apart...
<Foxx> ..I...
<Wing> ....

Bring Tsubasa into the channel..

<Zodiak> SON-IN-LAW!  Which one is your wife?

He knows who's who!

<Foxx> I can't face anyone any longer...
<Hero_Yui> are u and Wing related?
<Foxx> ..I can't, I can't, I can't..

Foxx: Quit yer whining!

* Nagisa smiles. "Yes? Related? Nah.... ^_^"
<Zodiak> Don't worry, son.  Allegra's just jealous!
* Foxx shakes his head in sorrow...
* Zodiak bops Foxx, "Quit whining!"
<Foxx> I've tarnished your proud family name

Foxx; CUT IT OUT!

<Foxx> ...I...
<Zodiak> kiss my daughter... that's where you left off at the 
ceremony...
* Firehawke forces Foxx to pick the REAL one.
<Zodiak> My family name will survive!
<Zodiak> Yar Zodiak.  Now, he's tarnished the family name!
* Foxx meekly points to the correct Musica...
<Foxx> ....I've caused so much pain...
* Foxx looks at Musica with tears in his eyes..
* Musica is frozen in mid-punch at her sister...
<Foxx> ...I can't... do this to you...
* Nagisa nods.
* Firehawke unfreezes Musica.
* Wing smiles. "Especially to the loser."
* Firehawke pushes Musica and Foxx into a kiss.
<Foxx> ...I've destroyed your proud history! I am not a man, I am a 
mouse! I don't have the right to marry Musica!
* Musica strikes her sister..., "OW!!!  that's hard as stone!!"
* Musica grabs onto Foxx, "WO AI NI!:
* Musica kisses him passionately...
* Foxx can't face Musica, knowing what he knows...
* Musica hasn't broken her kiss yet!!!!!!!
* Zodiak gets out his watch, "She's going for a record..."
* Firehawke casts UNHOLD on Allegra.
* Firehawke steps over to Allegra.. "It's over.. sorry.."
* Foxx feels strange...
* Musica keeps her eyes closed as tears of happiness run down her 
cheeks...
<Foxx> ...what is this evil emotion that overcomes me?

Foxx: It's called love.

* Musica keeps kissing foxx...  While Allegra uppercuts Firehawke into 
the ceiling...

Yeowch.

* Foxx swings at Firehawke...
* Firehawke crawls down and footsweeps Allegra.
* Musica finally breaks the kiss, "wooda airen...  forever..."
* Firehawke dodges Foxx.
<Foxx> It's remorse...
* Firehawke sidekicks Allegra into the wall.. "Sheesh.."
<Musica> no worry, airen...  allegra and musica fight ever since 
childhood...
<Foxx> ...I... I have to admit something....
<Foxx> I...
* Musica kises Foxx's cheek, "musica listening..."
<Foxx> ..this is hard to say...
* Musica inches closer for another kiss...
<Foxx> ...well...
<Foxx> ..I...
<Hero_Yui> thanx Wing! i owe u one...
<Foxx> ...after all I've...
* Foxx takes a breath...
* Musica holds onto Foxx tenderly...
* Foxx looks into Musica's eyes...
* Nagisa decides to retire... and wait for someone... ^_^
<Foxx> ..never mind...
* Musica kisses Foxx again muttering, "wo ai ni, wooda airen...."
* Nagisa waves, "Good night, All. ^_^ And Thanks, Firehawke. Been 
trying to get him for a while... hehe..."

NP, Nagisa.. :)

* Wing smiles.
<Foxx> Very well...
* Foxx picks up Musica...
<Foxx> Off to celebrate!
* Foxx sighs and looks around at the starry sky...
* Musica rest her head on Foxx's shoulder...
<Musica> airen, i happy...
* Foxx smiles...
<Foxx> ..I suppose I am too...
* Firehawke smiles.. "Oh.. I almost forgot!"
<Musica> <Allegra> (weeps openly) it's not fair...
<Foxx> What?
* Firehawke hands Musica and Foxx the keys to their honeymoon 
suite.
* Firehawke jumpkicks Allegra.. "Quiet! You'll get your turn!"
* Foxx looks at the keys...
<Foxx> Uhm...
<Foxx> ..thanxx..
<Musica> <Allegra> *sob* damn *sob* You!!!  Give me back my 
sister!!!  *sob* please?
* Foxx looks at Allegra...
<Foxx> What's wrong, Allegra?
<Musica> allegra...  i no leave...  i just find airen...
<Foxx> Hmm?
<Zodiak> The twins have never been truly separated for great lengths 
og time...
<Zodiak> I think she's jealous.
* Foxx looks around for Allegra...

Perhaps we could marry Allegra and Tsubasa?

<Foxx> Wait... I wish to speak with Allegra alone...
* Zodiak puts his arm about allegra, "Don't worry, she will always be 
there (taps allegra's heart)"
* Allegra sobs and cries on her father's shoulder...
<Foxx> Allegra, am I really causing you so much pain?
* Allegra thinks she hears a voice in her head, a voice she stopped 
listening to years ago...
<Allegra> leave me...
<Allegra> You can't take my sister from me, because she will never 
leave me...  Like i'll never leave her...
<Foxx> Allegra, do you truly think that this marriage will cause the 
breakdown of your family?
* Allegra walks up to Musica and kisses her forehead, "sister...  if he 
makes you unhappy, call me.  I'll hurt him plenty...
<Foxx> Allegra, do you think I'll cause the breakdown of your family?
<Foxx> Will I cause pain amongst your clan?
<Foxx> Do I tarnish your select breed?
* Allegra grins wickedly at Foxx, "Welcome to the family, brother..."
<Allegra> There's only three members in this family...  Me, Musica and 
Daddy!
* Foxx feels his pupils dialate...
<Foxx> Oh...
* Allegra puts her arma bout foxx's shoulder, "If you fail to make her 
happy...  I'll do this to you (whispers something into his ear...)"
* Foxx reads up on their family history....
<Foxx> Uhm... really?
<Allegra> Got it?
<Foxx> ..well... heh heh heh...
<Foxx> ..yeah...

Allegra, you sexual deviant! You already have Tsubasa!

* Foxx shakes Allegra off him..
* Allegra roundhouses FH into the column, "NOT LIKE THAT, YA 
PERVERT!!!!"
<Foxx> Well...
<Foxx> ...lookee here!
* Allegra looks at Foxx...
* Firehawke uppercuts Allegra.

Not a chance, PERVERT!

* Foxx points to a page in the book of history on the clan of Zodiak
<Allegra> TEch surprise!
* Firehawke activates his hardsuit.
<Foxx> Well...
<Foxx> ...I didn't know THIS...
* Allegra wind mills FH into the airn and crushes him into the ground!
* Firehawke backrolls and flips forward, nailing Allegra to the jaw.
* Foxx looks at Allegra skepticly
* Allegra then points to a spot on FH's suit, "bakusai tenketsu special 
hardsuit destroyer..."
* Firehawke dodges to the side.
* Firehawke yells "FLARE!"
* Allegra watches as crystal shatters over the channel...
* Firehawke casts a bunch of flaming flares oll over Allegra.
* Allegra is standing behind Fh, "You broke me figurine!"
* Firehawke backflips behind Allegra.
*** Allegra is now known as Musica
* Firehawke grabs Allegra and throws her into a pillar.

Damn... she's tough.

* Musica looks over Foxx's shoulder, "waht is it?"
<Foxx> It appears... that we... 
* Foxx sees Musica and closes the book...
<Foxx> Nothing...
* Foxx thinks 'I can't bear to tell her this...'
<Musica> don't lie to me, airen.  what is it?
* Musica looks at Foxx with her big blue eyes and blinks...
<Foxx> Well... has your family faught many battles?
* Firehawke looks at the fallen Allegra.. "Whew.. it's over.."
* Musica thinks about the Band's history, "yes..."
<Foxx> Hmm...
* Musica looks over at FH, "You defeat her again, now you really marry 
her!"
<Foxx> ...so... name the site in which your band was almost defeated 
perminently...

NO!
Musica.. I.. I... can't!
This can't be happening to me!

* Foxx looks up at Firehawke...
<Musica> the tokyo tower...  china in 1864...  japan in 1287...
<Foxx> Well, well, buddy...
<Foxx> Musica: And who by?
<Musica> hmmm... no remember...
* Foxx will preform the ceremony...
<Foxx> It appears.. to be MY clan...
* Firehawke casts HOLD on Foxx.
<Foxx> ...we're sworn enemies...
* Musica pulls out her book on rivals...
<Musica> only rival is the shadow clan led by yar...
<Foxx> Ah...
<Musica> you sure you read right?
<Foxx> ..but you forget one thing!
* Musica looks over her notes and such...
<Musica> this can't be....
<Foxx> ...that I.. am...
<Musica> don't you dare say it...
* Foxx holds up a pendant with a logo...
<Foxx> ...adopted...
* Musica facefaults..., "nani?!  by who?!"
* Musica tenses as Zodiak draws his sword...
* Foxx holds up a picture of loving parents and a picture of a dark and 
menacing family...
<Foxx> Mom and dad, they tried to keep it from me...
<Foxx> ..but...
* Musica faints...
* Firehawke pulls out a book..

WAIT A SEC..

<Foxx> ..by birthwright...

Here's the REAL book!

* Zodiak catches Musica...

That one is a fake planted by Yar!

* Firehawke pulls out the book.
* Foxx growls...

It shows Foxx is NOT of the Shadow Clan!

<Zodiak> <Yar> I resent that!!  I'm not that underhanded!
<Foxx> Yar: But what about that birthday present you sent me when I 
was 6?

Yar: You'd LOVE to spoil the Band's wedding, be honest!

<Zodiak> <Sinae> Father!  Please!  Your blood pressure!

Sinae, it's good to see you again.

* Foxx eventually breaks out of the HOLD spell...
<Zodiak> <Yar> (Tenses) I have never seen this person in my life!!  I 
have but one daughter!!!!
* Firehawke casts CALM on Yar.

Please, Yar! Relax!

* Foxx is confused now...
<Foxx> But... what about this picture I found?
* Yar counts to ten, in English, and Cantonese, and Japanese...
<Foxx> ..and this pendant?

A clever fake.

* Firehawke points to a spot where they don't match the original 
properly.
* Yar looks at it... then gets angry, "CYBER TANAKA!!!!!!!!!"
<Foxx> So, everyone WAS wrong...
* Yar waits for teh cyberpunk to appear...
* Foxx growls and begins to go satanic...
<Foxx> What?

Foxx: Nice try. :)

<Yar> <Cyber> Yes, Master?

Foxx: You can't WIN, Foxx!

<Foxx> I put up with that knowledge for YEARS!

Foxx: I PLANNED THIS PERFECTLY!
Foxx: It's OVER! ACCEPT IT!

* Yar ki blasts Cyber into th wall, "WHO TOLD YOUR FAMILY THEY 
COULD BEAR A CHILD?!
* Foxx grabs Cyber and snaps it's arm...
<Yar> I HAVE NO SON!
<Foxx> What?
*** Yar is now known as Cyber
<Cyber> ehehehe?  master!!!  It's not my fault!!!!
<Cyber> I HAD NO IDEA!!!!
<Foxx> Who is my father? Who is my mother?
<Yar> Say hello to your brother then, Cyber...
<Foxx> What?
<Cyber> shit.
* Foxx grabs Cyber by the leg and beats the ground with him...
<Yar> Get out of my sight, Cyber...
<Foxx> Brother?
<Foxx> So, what does this mean?
* Yar stands with his back to the wall while Cyber tries to drag himself 
out of the door...
<Foxx> ...is my marriage valid?
<Yar> It means, fool, that you are not related to Clan Zodiak.
* Firehawke looks at the lawbooks..

Foxx.. it's valid.

<Yar> I would never allow such a weak child to live this long.
<Foxx> But I am related to a member of a ally to an enemy...
* Foxx shakes his head...

Foxx, Allies don't count.

<Yar> So?  My daughter has ... er, nevermind!

Yar.. it's been a while..

<Foxx> ...my darling Musica... where is she?
<Foxx> Ah!
<Foxx> My love!
<Foxx> Do you still accept me?
* Musica is still out cold at the horrifying knowledge...
<Musica> aiya....
<Musica> ... aiya...
<Musica> ... aiya...
* Musica is still unconscious...
* Foxx shakes Musica a bit..

Foxx.. KISS her to wake her!
Foxx: It makes a better impression!

* Musica wakes up..., "airen, i have horrible dream!"
<Foxx> Musica... I need to know if you still love me..
* Musica hugs Foxx and sees Yar, "AIYA!"
<Musica> <Yar> Shut up, niece.
* Firehawke steps between Yar and Musica.
<Foxx> But, I'm related to... evil...

Yar. Hold your tongue. This is a church!

* Musica kisses Foxx, "as long as you're not my cousin..."

Yar: Even YOU know of the laws regarding a church!

<Musica> <Yar> "Holy ground" smoly ground...
* Foxx kisses Musica and realizes 'It's all over... I finally have to accept 
it...'
<Musica> <Yar> Bleh!  See you around...  future son-in-law...

Huh?

<Musica> <Zodiak> Oh, no!  FH is marrying my Allegra!
<Musica> <Yar> No, my Sinae has declared her heart belongs to the 
paladin of light...
* Firehawke blinks..
<Musica> <Zodiak> I say no!

I'd better leave before I get hurt..

<Musica> <Yar> I say, yes!  and shut up, younger brother.
* Firehawke randomwarps from the room.
* Foxx gets up to the altar...
<Foxx> Wait!
<Foxx> I'll preform it!
<Musica> <YAr and Zodiak> NOT UNTIL THE BRIDE IS AGREED 
UPON!!!!!!!
<Foxx> *Ahem* Dearly beloved...
<Musica> <Yar> Sinae!
<Foxx> ...we are gathered here today...
<Musica> <Zodiak> Allegra!
<Musica> oh my...
<Foxx> ..to witness these two people...
<Foxx> ..be joined in a holy union...
<Foxx> ...under these walls...
* Musica watches as her father and uncle ki blasts Foxx throught the 
back of the church...
<Musica> AIREN!
* Foxx gets up, laughing...
* Musica punches out her father and Yar on the way to the hole...
<Foxx> I wasn't DONE
<Musica> <Sinae> Want to go for ice cream?
<Foxx> I was about to say, that whoever has any OBJECTIONS, should 
speak NOW!
<Musica> <Allegra> Sure!
<Musica> <Yar and Zodiak> WE OBJECT!
<Foxx> ....ok....
<Foxx> ...why?
<Musica> <Yar and Zodiak> I REFUSE FOR THE FUTURE GROOM 
OF MY DAUGHTER TO BE CLAIMED BY HIS HARLOT OF A 
DAUGHTER!!!!
<Foxx> Ok...
<Foxx> ..well...
<Foxx> ..only one option then...
<Musica> <Yar and Zodiak> HARLOT?!  DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Musica puts her hand to her head..., "father, father, father..."
<Foxx> *AHEM!*
<Musica> ignore them, go on, Foxx.
* Foxx splashes Ranma-kun with cold water....
<Foxx> Now, Firehawke and Ranma-chn will be forever united...
<Foxx> ...in holy matrimony..
* Firehawke warps into the room, having overheard..

WHAT?!?!?!

* Firehawke fires a plasma cannon at Foxx.

YOU!!!

<Musica> <Yar and Zodiak> NEVER! (ki blasts Ranma away...)
<Ranma-chn> We are?
* Foxx jumps around..
* Firehawke chases Foxx screaming.. "I'm gonna get you for this!"
<Foxx> Yes, you are...
<Foxx> Now, Ranma-chn.. say 'I do'
<Ranma-chn> I do
* Firehawke stops for a moment and splashes Foxx with hot water.
<Foxx> Good...
<Foxx> AAAAIIE!
* Firehawke splashes Ranma-chan with hot water.

There.

<Foxx> You un-cursed me moron!

Foxx: I know! But it shut you up for a moment!

* Firehawke sighs..
* Musica grabs onto her husband, 'what you doing?"
* Foxx takes Musica off to his sig for a while...

Rob... take your families home for now.. We'll discuss THIS later.

<Foxx> Just getting revenge...

And Rob.. You're gonna get it for this!

<Robma> Remember to feed her and love her!

Rob: You TRICKED ME!!!

<Ranma-kun> Umm...
<Robma> I did not!!  You defeated Allegra all by your lonesome!

Robma: You could have REMINDED ME!

* Foxx punts Firehawke...

Aarrrghhh!!!

* Firehawke flattens against a wall.. "ouch."
<Robma> I forgot untill you defeat her, fool!

Robma: I'm not going to forget this evening, Rob!

<Robma> I FORGET TOO YA KNOW!
* Foxx growls...
<Foxx> Enough screaming!
<Robma> <Allegra> Wanna go out for ice cream with me and Sinae?

Uhh uuhhhh.... <shivers>....
I think I'll head home for now..
Yeah! That's right!

<Robma> <Sinae> You don't like my company?

I have homework and laundry to do!
Sinae: I LOVE your company, but...
I have a lot of work to do! That's it! Umm...
Seeya!

<Robma> <Sinae> (pouts) you don't like me!
* Firehawke stands, a trail of sweat chasing him.
<Robma> <Yar> (getting dangerous) Firehawke...

Oh okay.. okay..
I can't withstand a beautiful lady pouting.. :(

* Foxx laughs and gets back on the altar....
<Robma> <Allegra> Cool! (puts her arms into Sinae and Firehawke's 
arms) Let's go!
* Firehawke goes with Sinae and Allegra to the icecream shop.
<Robma> Bye, girls!
* Foxx looks around...

You DO know, this means war.. ;)

<Foxx> Hey!
<Robma> <Zodiak> see how well he gets along with allegra...?
<Foxx> I was about to do real ceremony this time!
<Foxx> You mess me up!

Foxx: Not this night, you don't!

<Robma> <Yar> what were you watching?!  He's geting alon g with my 
little Sinae!

Foxx: Maybe SOMEDAY you can trap me, but not tonight!

* John bows to everyone..
<Robma> <Zodiak> are you out of your little mind?!  He likes my 
daughter!
* Foxx growls and wonders how much planning went into this...

Indeed, this was a good evening's work!
Foxx: About a week..

<Robma> <Yar> Only a fool like you would believe that!

I thank you all for coming tonight!

* Robma sighs as Yar and Zodiak commence their fighting...
* Foxx looks around at Robma...
* John claims victory.
<Foxx> And I knew NOTHING?!?

Foxx: Nothing.

<Robma> I had nothing to do with this!

Foxx: It was carefully planned on MY part alone..

* Foxx shakes his head in confusion...

Foxx: Until the end, of course.

<Robma> I just had my sigs act like they do normally!
* John laughs..
<Foxx> ...but what if I love another? ^_^
<Robma> Musica will flatten you like a pancake. ^_^
<Foxx> ...hmm...
<Foxx> ..I never DID get to see that ring...
<Robma> <Zodiak> As will I!
* Foxx looks on his finger...
<Foxx> Nope...
<Foxx> ..nothing here...
* Robma slaps Musica's wedding present, Foxx's ring on his finger, "There!"
<Robma> You are trying too hard to get out of this!
<Foxx> Aaargh...
<Foxx> ..get out of this?

Foxx, you accepted defeat..

<Foxx> Why would I do that?
<Robma> I hope you're not hung over Robma-chan...

Foxx, now just live with it.

* Foxx glares at Robma...
* John grins evilly..
<Foxx> Don't say that name!

Let's marry Robma and Robmachan!

* Robma smiles annoyingly...
* John laughs..
<Robma> NO!
<Foxx> NO!

Bwahahahaha!

<Foxx> I... mean...
<Robma> I'm leaving!
<Foxx> ..I don't care..

Robma: Heh..

<Foxx> ..do whatever you want...
* John cheers, victory at last!

I hath defeated Robma and Foxx on the fields of deception!

<Robma> GEntlemen, I have run out of time, I bid thee, good night and fare thee well.
<Foxx> Hold on!

Night Rob!
Until we next meet!

<Foxx> I have ONE question, Rob...
<Foxx> ...are you going to be PRIME evil...
<Foxx> ..and post this log...
* Robma holds out Nabiki's phone number, "Whatever, John..."
<Foxx> ..to the FFML?

Rob: WHAT?!

<Robma> J/K!

Rob: How.. how did you.. know?!

<Robma> I'm not sure...

It.. shouldn't have been.. that obvious!

* Foxx takes Robma's head and almost hammers in a nail with it...
<Robma> John, You make such a big deeal out of Nabs, I guessed!
<Foxx> You're not sure?
* John blushes..

Rob... This is only a temporary setback!
I'll be baaaaack!

<Robma> Right...
<Robma>  ^_^
* Foxx looks at Robma in fear..

Night everyone.. Rob, I'll send you the log tommorow.

<Foxx> ..if word of this gets out..
<Robma> BAnd!!!  WE ARE HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Foxx> ...I'm...

Or, I could post it myself!

<Foxx> ...my...
<Foxx> ...uh...
* Robma gathers his remaining sigs and prepares to leave in a blinding flash of light...
<Foxx> Gaaaarrgg...
* Foxx looks around and sees Musica in his sig...
<Robma> If FH beats me to it, he'll post it first!
<Foxx> I guess I'm rooted..
* Foxx sighs and walks back to the hotel room....
<Foxx> G'night all....

Goodnight Foxx!

<Foxx> ...I guess I have to face the fact now...
<Foxx> ..I'm...
<Foxx> ..m..
<Foxx> ..mar..
<Foxx> ...you know..

Foxx.. even after all this, you're still a wimp.. <shakes head>

* Robma gets out a checklist..., "Allegra, Virgo, Zodiak, Rumiko, Jody, Cyber, Yar, Sinae, 
Bara, Octavia, Verse, Ashino, Uki....  That looks like all of them..."
* John perks up at the sound of Sinae..
* John shakes his head..
<Robma> Sinae, you stay and meet up with us later...  ^_^  For reals though, we are gone!
<Robma> Good night!
* Firehawke blushes..
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