On Mon, 22 Apr 1996, Mike W. Loader wrote:

     - he has the sensor array repaired with a bent coathanger and
aluminum foil

No, this means your captain is MacGyver. :)

Naw, that's if it was with duct tape.

No, duct tape means you're watching the Handyman's Corner on the RedGreen 
Show.  ("Duct tape, the handyman's secret weapon...")