From:        Mike W. Loader, mloader@scs.unr.edu

Nightelf hollered:

Ranma:
Stuck him in girl-form for 8 years and killed his fiancee and friends
    (Sunrise)
Gave him a minor nervous breakdown  (A Man I'll Never Be)

[List of offences against other characters deleted]

To quote C3PO: "We're doomed..."

Mike: To quote Tonto: "What you mean WE, white man?" I've done nothin' 
bad to anyone...

What he said. Thank goodness I've only got one fanfic so far, the one in 
progress, and I haven't done anything bad to the Dirty Pair yet...

Frito: Ain't ya gonna kick 'em outa the WWWA?

Well, yes, but that isn't until the end of the story... Uh-oh.

Mike: Ohmygod! I Threw Seamus at Kodachi in "We don't do Okonomiyaki!" 
She'll kill me!

Seamus: Wait a damned minute....

It certainly *seemed* like she enjoyed it, unlikely as it seems... ;>

Windir: You do have a veritable talent for self-immolation, do you not?

Self-immolation? Now where do you get off calling that self-immolation? 
At worst, I'd call it a bad case of foot-in-mouth disease...



Travis Butler
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