On Sun, 21 Apr 1996 20:24:04 -0400 Tendo Akane said:

       The young man slumped over his desk with his face in a
pile of history notes suddenly sat up.  He was sure he had
heard a noise behind him.  Groping around the desk, he found a
pair of gold-rimmed glasses and settled them back onto his
face, glancing around.  "That's odd," he remarked to himself.
"I really thought I heard someone here."  He turned back to
his history notes, shuffling papers around in an effort to
find where he had buried the book he was supposed to be
studying.  He had just rediscovered an early draft of a fanfic
he'd forgotten about when he stopped again.  This time, he was
positive he had heard a laugh behind him.
       He turned around, and this time he spotted the figure
leaning against his wall in a shadowed corner.  "Who are
you?" he asked.  The figure merely laughed again.  "Hey, I
don't know what you're doing in here, but if you don't
explain, I'll call the cops..." He broke off as the figure
stepped forward into the light, and the red silk shirt and
unruly black hair bound back into a braid became visible.
       Ranma smiled, perhaps a little maliciously.  "Hello,
Biles.  It's been a while since you last tried to take control
of my life through one of those stories of yours..."  Biles,
back at the desk, got a somewhat nervous look on his face as
he tried to figure out a) what Ranma was doing in his room,
and b) what he might want.  Ranma noticed Biles' expression,
and smiled again.  "Well, it would seem the tables have
turned.  This time, it's OUR turn."  He gestured, and a
glowing portal appeared.  Biles found himself being pulled
towards it.  Through the portal, he could see the Tendo Dojo
far below.  Around the time he felt himself finally pulled
through the portal, Ranma remarked, "Oh, and don't
worry...you'll have plenty of company..."

Oh my...

I'm in deep doo-doo.  Let's see...I've done what to who?

Ranma:
Stuck him in girl-form for 8 years and killed his fiancee and friends
     (Sunrise)
Gave him a minor nervous breakdown  (A Man I'll Never Be)

Akane, Ryouga, Shampoo, and Mousse:
Killed them before the fanfic even started (Sunrise)

Nene, Priss, Mackie and Linna:
Cursed them with various Jusenkyo curses(Circe Project)

Herb:
Cursed his kids, destroyed his kingdom, took away his memory, and stuck
him in girl-form (Sunrise)

The entire Ranmaverse:
Stuck them in cursed form temporarily (Contagion)

To quote C3PO: "We're doomed..."

Nightelf
nwl9354@tamvm1.tamu.edu

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Nightelf:  Sigs...where are you?

A note is left behind:  Goodbye...and good luck.  You'll need it.

       As he fell through the portal, dropping towards the
Tendo Dojo far below, Biles closed his eyes and hoped for the
best, wondering what Ranma's ominous last remark could mean...

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