Said the Dread Space Pirate:

Oh my. I suppose it was bound to happen eventually. Are the dolls
collecters editions?

You can get them with me in a Suit, in a Red UMCP Security shirt, or in
the trademark purple shirt and glasses.

No suits, please. I've been judging Forensics teams for the past 4 days, 
and I've had it up to here with people in suits spouting gibberish. I 
believe I'm the first Policy Debate offical ever to become know as a 
"Hanging Judge". String 'em up high, boys, and their disad and cards, too.

-Mike "Screw yer case, son, and talk slower" Loader

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