Said the Dread Space Pirate:
Oh my. I suppose it was bound to happen eventually. Are the dolls
collecters editions?
You can get them with me in a Suit, in a Red UMCP Security shirt, or in
the trademark purple shirt and glasses.
No suits, please. I've been judging Forensics teams for the past 4 days,
and I've had it up to here with people in suits spouting gibberish. I
believe I'm the first Policy Debate offical ever to become know as a
"Hanging Judge". String 'em up high, boys, and their disad and cards, too.
-Mike "Screw yer case, son, and talk slower" Loader
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/ \ THE LV ILUMINATUS, AMALGAMATED CONSOLIDATED, INC.,
/ \ AND 23 OTHER FINE, FINE CITIZENS. PLEASE STAY WHERE YOU
/ \ ARE.HAIL ERIS - ALL HAIL DISCORDIA. FNORD.
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