On Sun, 21 Apr 1996, Hitomi Ichinohei wrote:

At 08:24 PM 21/04/96 -0400, Tendo Akane wrote:

--- REVENGE OF THE FANFIC CHARACTERS ---
---- Coming soon to an ML near you! ----

See your favorite fanfic authors tormented by the characters 
whose lives they have controlled for too long!  Get a free 
stuffed John Biles doll while supplies last!  Hurry now!  This 
offer is not available in stores!  Visa and Mastercard accepted!

Oh no...

*Looks up...*

Besides Biles, who else do you have it in for?  -_^

Ah, don't worry, Hitomi!  In the end, fanfic characters are mostly 
harmless since WE are their authors... (looks over his shoulder and 
freezes) nani?

Perfume: We have had it up to here with you, Orick!
Virgo: You will pay for messing with our lives!
Zodiak: And the price is very steep...
All of Rob's sigs and fanfic characters: PREPARE FOR OBLIVION!!!!!!!

	Robma "er..., help me?" Orick