You wrote: 

Greetings!

Okay, normally I don't glance at the spam, but this caught my 

attention:

"Saffic"?  Hmm... *Saf considers the adjective.*  I like it!  At 

least

it's not a disease like Orlickitis or Van Vlietis.  ^_-

Whaddaya mean 'a disease like Van Vlietis'?!?!?!  Are you implying 

that I'm contagious or something?!

Would you mind explaining this? Hmmmmm?????  What are the symptoms 

supposed to be?

I'm not upset, just curious. ^_^

And don't bother trying to cure me. -_^

        I smell either two great opportunities with the above:

            a: Bumper stickers (nah the wording would be too small)
            b: T-shirts (big letters, a germ to fear worse then _insert 
germ name_. It's _insert author's name/germ here_! Or I went to the 
fanfic panel at _instert con name here_ and all I got was _insert 
author's name/germ here_!



            Bentley "What no Bentleyis yet? Germs unite!"
            bentley4@ix.netcom.com