--- REVENGE OF THE FANFIC CHARACTERS ---
---- Coming soon to an ML near you! ----

See your favorite fanfic authors tormented by the characters
whose lives they have controlled for too long!  Get a free
stuffed John Biles doll while supplies last!  Hurry now!  This
offer is not available in stores!  Visa and Mastercard accepted!

Oh my. I suppose it was bound to happen eventually. Are the dolls 
collecters editions?

-Mike "Never wrote a dark fanfic, can't blame me, oh no...."


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