On Sat, 20 Apr 1996, Caroline Ann Seawright wrote:

Looks like Bailesu really bouldered a maiden over.  But now I've run out
of puns.  I'm stumped for more.  It's just not cricket. :>

Kun-chan: Argh! You deserve to get squished, too!!

Kun-chan throws another boulder...

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Ash: Kun-chan, boulders don't go *splat*.  They go *smack*.

Ash throws a cream pie at Kun-chan.

*splat*

Ash: Pies. Now they go *splat*.

Another pie flies at Bailesu.

SPLUT!!!!!!!!

Ash: They can also go *splut*.

Kun-chan, now covered in pie, throws a boulder at Ash...

Kun-chan: It's not the *boulder* that goes *splat*!

*splat*

Ash: Itai...

Kun-chan: It's YOU. OhohoHOhoHOhohoHOOHohOHOHOHOhohoHOHOhohOHohoHohoh!

Bailesu:  Go, Go, Kunoichi!

John Walter Biles :  MA-History, Ph.D Wannabe at U. Kansas         
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