Bailesu:  Only the best, high quality boulders for Kunoichi!  She gets 
the cream of the block...er crop...whatever.

Kun-chan suddenly jumps up, lifting up the boulder!

Kun-chan: For that pun.. or whatever it was, you deserve to die! Take
          this!

Kun-chan attempts to throw the boulder at Bailesu... but ends up falling
back over as soon as the boulder leaves her hands.

Kun-chan: Itai.

Bailesu: EEEP!~

Looks like Bailesu really bouldered a maiden over.  But now I've run out 
of puns.  I'm stumped for more.  It's just not cricket. :>

Kun-chan: Argh! You deserve to get squished, too!!

Kun-chan throws another boulder...

*splat*


Kun-chan...