Bailesu:  Only the best, high quality boulders for Kunoichi!  She

gets

the cream of the block...er crop...whatever.

Kun-chan suddenly jumps up, lifting up the boulder!

Kun-chan: For that pun.. or whatever it was, you deserve to die! Take
          this!

Kun-chan attempts to throw the boulder at Bailesu... but ends up 

falling

back over as soon as the boulder leaves her hands.

Kun-chan: Itai.

Bailesu: EEEP!~

Looks like Bailesu really bouldered a maiden over.  But now I've run out
of puns.  I'm stumped for more.  It's just not cricket. :>

Kun-chan: Argh! You deserve to get squished, too!!

Kun-chan throws another boulder...

*splat*


Kun-chan...
****************************

Ash: Kun-chan, boulders don't go *splat*.  They go *smack*.

Ash throws a cream pie at Kun-chan.

*splat*

Ash: Pies. Now they go *splat*.

Another pie flies at Bailesu.

SPLUT!!!!!!!!

Ash: They can also go *splut*.



          Ash "Would you prefer a chocolate pie instead?" Valheru
          (coutureg@comm.hq.af.mil)
          (fozzy@radix.net)