Subject: Re: [Fanfic] Bailesu's muse (was: Marriage Prospects)
From: Mr David A Houghton
Date: 4/20/1996, 11:10 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Bailesu looks at the mailbox, "It's spam...The deadliest threat in this 
sector of space.  Some people's mail capacity is totally destroyed by 
it...Beware the Spam, dear muse, its endless quotations, its plethora of 
sig characters, its threads that cannot die.  That thread is not dead 
which cannot die, but through eternal postings lies, and with strange 
aeons, your D key may die..."

The girl feels Bailesu's forehead.  "Hmmm, no fever, but he sure sounds 
delirous, or else he's channeling Kunou again...oh, I hope he didn't 
catch my cold."  She sneezes as if to punctuate this remark

David: No that's just me thinking you're spamming.

David exits from this thread befor he really gets dragged into it.