fanfic@fanfic.com wrote:

Greetings!

David suddenly finds that he has been transported to ZA'HA'DUM and that 

the

DSF's teleporter prevents him from leaving.  David then senses that he 

is

being

surrounded by Shadows.
But to his immediate satisfaction, he hears a distant war cry:

Shadow Stalker:  "These creeps are TOAST!"  (Whips out BFG9000, points 

to

the "Made on Epsilon" tag on the side of the gun, grinning maniacally. 

 He

then hits the charge button, and a disturbing low-level hum is heard.) 

 He

jumps in front of the cornered Vorlon.  "Time to turn Za'Ha'Dum into a
PARKING LOT!  To quote Delenn 'I suggest you be elsewhere...' "
DSF: Hey, i neeed those Shadows to kill David for me!  Hmm, lets see what
i can find to stop him....What's this, Wayne made a BFG 10000 and hooked 

it

up to a fusion generator?  Just what i've always wanted, and since he's 

still

uncouncious, he won't mind if I borrow it for a moment.  Oh
Shadow Stalker....

<carnage ensues>

SkyKnight watches the crazed Babylon 5 fans from the sidelines
disbelievingly.  After a moment, he shrugs his shoulders and turns to the
ISN cameraman filming the ruckus from the safety of several meters away.
The silver hardsuit picks up the microphone that the ISN reporter had been
using (before getting too close to the fight for an 'on-scene interview'),
and clears his throat as he turns to the cameraman, his modulated voice
rolling impressively through the air.

       "It was the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind.  The Fanfic project
was a dream getting totally out of control....."


Sorry, just couldn't resist.   ^_^

-------------------------------------
Bert Van Vliet   SkyKnght@sentex.net
[Alias SkyKnight: Knight-in-Shining Armour, Punster at large, Die-Hard
Bubblegum Crisis Fan, and writer of Really Long Fanfics!]
"Trust me.  I know what I'm doing!"
"I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!"

Suddenly a voice booms out from behind SkyKnight.. "Live on ISN, we're 
covering the fighting as it happens!"

A midnight blue hardsuit steps out of the shadows. He pulls up the visor on 
his hardsuit for a moment and winks. "Didja think I'd miss the fighting? 
Not a chance!"

"It's a left hook! David looks like he may be down for the count... but NO! 
He catches DSF in the ribs.. it looks mighty painful! At 2 minutes into the 
3rd round, this fight sure looks to be just as rough as it was in the 
first!"

(Chaos-- I love it!)

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