On Fri, 19 Apr 1996, Mike W. Loader wrote:

Indeed, the Ukyo episode eludes me as well.

Robma(puts on the big game hat): Come along, sonny Jim.  The game's a foot!

A foot hops past with the Ukyo episode taped to it.  <BLAM!>

Allegra: You couldn't hit the side of a barn if you were in one.

   Of course, ALL the episodes elude me. Fast little buggers. I shot the 
third episode right through the leg once, and it still got away. I need 
some of that explodin' ammo, or a uzi, or something. Maybe I'll ask one 
'o them Militia dudes. 
   Naw, they'd probably shoot me on sight.

Allegra: Or you can cut out the middle man and let me take a shot at you.

   Seriously, why does anime cost so bleedin' much? (Aside from the 
viz/streamline, us rend./etc. monopoly, I mean.)

I don't know about you, but I get my Ranma 1/2 for $17.50.

    Robma "ACK!  Help me!!  Stampeding Bubble Gum Crisis tapes!!" Orick

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Allegra(pulling out the handy plasma rifle): Alright!  BGC!  Oh, no.  Beta.

    The "Bob Johnson Plumbing Contractors" (Being a battered 1984 VW 
Rabbit) comes zooming around a corner, Jacques and Philco with rifles 
at the ready, while Tom sings crazily while trying to drive and get a 
cigarette out of the pack at the same time.

Jacques: Fear not, fair Allegra! Philco, pass me the My God That's A 
Big Gun.

Philco: Why?

Jacques: How better to hunt down a stampeede of Beta BGC tapes?

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                                ---Erin 2.5