Subject: Re: [FanFic] A semi-amusing bit of spam
From: "Mike W. Loader" <mloader@scs.unr.edu>
Date: 4/20/1996, 12:06 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com
CC: fanfic@fanfic.com

   Shut up! And now we set sail in search of the elusive video, we
shall notify you tomorrow how our search goes. Okay, men, let's be
off!

   Philco: We leave an oil slick on the water...

   Tom: I haven't seen water like that since I washed my hair...

   It'll settle out, alon zie!

                                       ---Jacques 2.5

Indeed, the Ukyo episode eludes me as well.
   Of course, ALL the episodes elude me. Fast little buggers. I shot the 
third episode right through the leg once, and it still got away. I need 
some of that explodin' ammo, or a uzi, or something. Maybe I'll ask one 
'o them Militia dudes. 
   Naw, they'd probably shoot me on sight.
   Seriously, why does anime cost so bleedin' much? (Aside from the 
viz/streamline, us rend./etc. monopoly, I mean.)

-Mike of No Particular Title or Handle

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