Subject: Marriage Prospects: C-ko
From: k-magami@hsonline.net (Kent Magami)
Date: 4/20/1996, 9:29 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

   I wrote this up as a joke, and someone (Mikoling) insisted that I post
it.  So here it is--blame him, not me!  ^_^

	Think I should do one for C-ko?

	Just kidding put down that mallet!!

   Why not?  They had one for Kodachi...Lessee:

        C-ko Kotobuki

        Looks:  Actually quite pretty, if you can overlook her childishness.
A slender, almost immature figure.  Short, bushy blonde hair and innocent
green eyes.
        Smarts:  The stereotypical airhead.  'Nuff said.
        Personality:  Usually bubbly and cheerful, but capable of bursting
into waterfall tears at a moment's notice.  Very childish in her outlook,
and prefers little-girl things to things that teenage girls like.  The word
'brat' comes to mind.
        Cooking:  Shyeah, right!  Her cooking is infamous.  Akane's doesn't
even compare.  The problem is, C-ko refuses to see this, and will probably
try to feed you at more than one point.  Have a superhuman constitution or a
universal antidote handy.
	Fighting Skills:  Nonexistant.  Will be completely dependant upon you for
protection.  She is also prone to being kidnapped.
	Special abilities:  Able to charm almost anyone. (except anime fans, it
seems ^_^ )  Her wails can cause actual pain to the ears.  Is probably
highly tolerant to most known and unknown drugs and poisons, due to eating
her own food.
	Competition:  A-ko might well be thrilled that C-ko's found the right man,
but God help you if she thinks you hurt C-ko... B-ko and Kei will both be
after you, but I'd be more worried about the former... Also the aliens of
the Lepton kingdom might interfere, not wanting their princess to marry just
anyone.
	In-Laws:  C-ko's mother, the Queen of the Lepton kingdom of Alpha Cygni.
Assuming she even gives the marriage her blessing (unlikely), you'll have to
deal with a mother-in-law who acts just like her daughter....  C-ko
presumably has step-parents that she lives with, but they have never been
seen.  A-ko will probably be around enough to count as an in-law, as well.
	Economics:  C-ko has no marketable skills that I can see, unless you count
selling her cooking to research labs for experiments... 
	Sex:  Um, er, right.  C-ko has no concept of sex at this point.  This may
be a turn-off or a turn-on, depending on your taste.  I honestly don't know
what her reaction to this would be...

	Overall:  You'd likely be better off looking elsewhere, but it's remotely
possible that she'll grow up sometime.  Considering her mother, though,
that's not likely.

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** Kent Magami (aka David Outram)   Member, Red-Head Anime Girls Fan Club **
*********** Second Deacon of Ryoga, Tracker of the Wandering One ***********
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**B-ko: Let's just say a *lot* of men would be very disappointed if I were**
**      to be hurt.                                                       **
**A-ko: B-ko, the only men around for miles are withered old prunes!      **
**      You're dating *them*?!                                            **
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