On Fri, 19 Apr 1996, Bert Van Vliet wrote:

Shadow Stalker:  "These creeps are TOAST!"  (Whips out BFG9000, points to
the "Made on Epsilon" tag on the side of the gun, grinning maniacally.  He
then hits the charge button, and a disturbing low-level hum is heard.)  He
jumps in front of the cornered Vorlon.  "Time to turn Za'Ha'Dum into a
PARKING LOT!  To quote Delenn 'I suggest you be elsewhere...' "
DSF: Hey, i neeed those Shadows to kill David for me!  Hmm, lets see what
i can find to stop him....What's this, Wayne made a BFG 10000 and hooked it
up to a fusion generator?  Just what i've always wanted, and since he's still
uncouncious, he won't mind if I borrow it for a moment.  Oh
Shadow Stalker....

<carnage ensues>

SkyKnight watches the crazed Babylon 5 fans from the sidelines
disbelievingly.  After a moment, he shrugs his shoulders and turns to the
ISN cameraman filming the ruckus from the safety of several meters away.
The silver hardsuit picks up the microphone that the ISN reporter had been
using (before getting too close to the fight for an 'on-scene interview'),
and clears his throat as he turns to the cameraman, his modulated voice
rolling impressively through the air.

        "It was the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind.  The Fanfic project
was a dream getting totally out of control....."

Sitting in a comfortable chair suspended above and behind the cameraman,
the director quickly scrambles through his script...  Not finding 
SkyKnight in the correct position, he bellows..  "GET IN THERE YOU THICK 
CANUKE!  YOU COME ON IN 3 POSTS!!!"

Thumbing through the script, the director starts muttering about 'Prima 
Donna' actors and non-performance fines.

                                  ~~~~
                The Chaotic Trickster - kergma@sv.net.au
                 Director of spam wars on the FFML ;)

Sorry, just couldn't resist.   ^_^

Neither could I ;)

%% btw - before you lot get any ideas, the camera crew, equipment, and 
%% script are protected.  Touch 'em and your outta the movie ;)