On Fri, 19 Apr 1996, Caroline Ann Seawright wrote:

Rachel: *ahem*  <idly tossing a large mallet up and down in one hand>  Oh 
   Jooooohn....my, my...no wonder Jeremy had me come log in on his account
   and read this message.  How will I be able to trust you anymore, baka?
   <sighs and advances, holding the mallet>...I need to get my own e-mail
   so I can subscribe to this and keep an eye on you, I guess...

Jody: Poor Jimbo.

Isn't it great how everyone (except for an uncultured few ^_~ ) calls
him Jimbo?

Bailesu:  Looks like I'm gonna have to stock up on Anvils...

Kun-chan patpats Bailesu

Kun-chan: You know what'll happen if you dump that anvil on me, don't you?

Bailesu: Err. You'll be flattened?

Kun-chan: Nope... You'll be in trouble, Jimbo-chan... And that's a threat.

Bailesu:  I must face the danger!  [pulls a cord and a boulder falls on 
Kunoichi instead :)]

 John Walter Biles :  MA-History, Ph.D Wannabe at U. 
Kansas         
ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu   http://falcon.cc.ukans.edu/~ranma/falcon.html 
                            http://www.dhp.com/~wraven/john/index.html

If you've ever watched the game warden through a gun sight...
     You might be a redneck.