Wayne:(finally recovered.) This time I have the true neutralizition.
Wayne starts charting some Ogham.
DSF: No not that anything but that.
Wayne: Kun-chan, Kergma why are you attacking B-ko.
The illusion drops.
Kun-chan: AAARRRRRGHHHHH!

The DSF mallets Wayne, and the resulting concussion make him forget the
Ogham (what is that anyway?  I've never heard of it).
Wayne: Why you, I'll get you for that!  Hey, what are you doing with my
BFG 10000?  Give that Back!! <notices that its about to fire again> Oh
s@#t ever body teleport, now! <teleports before the beam hits him>  Great!
now i've got to find that slippery little.<SNIPED ;)> again. <Starts looking
for the DSF again.>
Meanwhile, the DSF is thinking to himself <after teleporting somewhere else>
Great, Wayne's concious again.  I've got to stop him before he captures me
again. Hmm, now what would be a good trap..

Seamus: ARRGGGHHHHH!!!!!! TOO......MUCH.......SPAM!!!!!!! Stop the violins!

Giles: Visualize Whirled Peas!

Mike: (sobbing) My mailbox, my lovely, pristine mailbox, covered with 
spam....

Mahon: Enough.

-Mike of No Particular Title or Handle

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