On Fri, 19 Apr 1996, Caroline Ann Seawright wrote:

Isn't it great how everyone (except for an uncultured few ^_~ ) calls
him Jimbo?

Bailesu:  Looks like I'm gonna have to stock up on Anvils...

Kun-chan patpats Bailesu

Kun-chan: You know what'll happen if you dump that anvil on me, don't you?

Bailesu: Err. You'll be flattened?

Kun-chan: Nope... You'll be in trouble, Jimbo-chan... And that's a threat.

Bailesu:  I must face the danger!  [pulls a cord and a boulder falls on 
Kunoichi instead :)]

Kun-chan eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!s and gets splatted by the boulder.

Kun-chan, from under the boulder : I'll get you for that, Jimbo-chan!!

Bailesu:  Only the best, high quality boulders for Kunoichi!  She gets 
the cream of the block...er crop...whatever.

Kun-chan suddenly jumps up, lifting up the boulder!

Kun-chan: For that pun.. or whatever it was, you deserve to die! Take
          this!

Kun-chan attempts to throw the boulder at Bailesu... but ends up falling
back over as soon as the boulder leaves her hands.

Kun-chan: Itai.

Bailesu: EEEP!~

John Walter Biles :  MA-History, Ph.D Wannabe at U. Kansas         
ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu   http://falcon.cc.ukans.edu/~ranma/falcon.html 
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If you've ever watched the game warden through a gun sight...
     You might be a redneck.