On Fri, 19 Apr 1996, Tendo Akane wrote:

Meanwhile, in all the confusion, a young girl with short, dark hair walks 
up and begins hauling the unconscious Bailesu away.  "Bailesu no baka..." 
she mutters.  "How's a muse supposed to get any rest anymore?  Having to 
get him to write when he can't...having to STOP him writing when he goes 
for food without days...having to save him from large alien fleets that 
want to take over his fanfics...and now this.  I swear, I'm going to put 
in for more vacation time..."

I told you she'd be here.  ^_^