Well, the time has come, I have money in my wallet, I have gas
    in my conveyance therefore...
    
    (Erin puts on a knit hat similar to Jaques Cousteau's)
    
    Greetings, I am Jaques Cocateau and welcome to my World of Anime. 
I, with my companion Philco...

Philco: 'allo!

   ...search the retail stores of the world, but mostly Media Play, 
in search of anime that we have been waiting for for a while.
    As we board our automobile, (that we recieved from an anonymous 
donor who wishes people don't know his name) the "Bob Johnson Plumbing 
Contractors", we reflect on our search for the elusive "Ukyou's 
Entrance" eps. of Ranma 1/2, while Tom Waite sings our anthem...

    Tom: Hey, Bob Johnson Plumbing Contractors
         They sail the tarmac and search out the mud
         They might find a fish or an old tubless tire
         or God forbid, a really bad dub...
         
     He has been our faithful minstrel ever since I pulled him outta 
that alley in Toronto and gave him the cigarette he needed so badly...

    Tom: Hey, Bob Johnson--
    
    Shut up! And now we set sail in search of the elusive video, we 
shall notify you tomorrow how our search goes. Okay, men, let's be 
off!

    Philco: We leave an oil slick on the water...
    
    Tom: I haven't seen water like that since I washed my hair...
    
    It'll settle out, alon zie!
    
                                        ---Jacques 2.5
                                        
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    Um, *^_^*
    Feel free to delete this, I don't know what came over me.
    
    Calculator: You've been listening to too much "Duck's Breath 
Mystery Theatre" that's what.

    Yeah, probably.
    
                                    ---Erin 2.5