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Seamus: (bad balkan accent) Ah...ze childroon of ze night....

Mike: Oh hush. It looks like not only the format but the plot are similar 
to Bram Stoker's little masterwork. Good. I love the 
journal-and-statement style; and it's very appropriate for the "mystery" 
tone that seems to be prevalent. More. More.

-Mike of No Particular Title or Handle

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