On Wed, 17 Apr 1996, Hibiki Ryoga wrote:

On Wed, 17 Apr 1996, Ranma al'Thor <ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu> wrote:

Ami:  [glares at Bailesu] And what's this about this Kahm girl I keep 
hearing about?  And that other girl too...

Bailesu:  Uh...I..me...DON'T HURT ME!

[A young girl with shoulder-length brown hair glares angrily at the screen]

Rachel: *ahem*  <idly tossing a large mallet up and down in one hand>  Oh 
   Jooooohn....my, my...no wonder Jeremy had me come log in on his account
   and read this message.  How will I be able to trust you anymore, baka?
   <sighs and advances, holding the mallet>...I need to get my own e-mail
   so I can subscribe to this and keep an eye on you, I guess...

--Rachel the E-mailless (Cailet @ Amuck, Akane @ Amush, Akemi @ Baka...)

Bailesu:  Iya!  It wasn't my idea!  I'm innocent!  It's all Jeremy's 
fault!  Honest...he...uh...[grovel whine pule]  It's all a big mistake!

John Walter Biles the Soon to be heavily injured.
(Bailesu@Amuck, Ranma@Amush, Ranma_al'Thor@Baka...)


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