Subject: A fic that probably shouldn't be written :)
From: "Erin Mills version 2.5" <MILL0622@Badger.Snow.edu>
Date: 4/17/1996, 2:58 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Soooo, Mike wants a happy story, eh? *heh-heh-heh*

Then check this preview out from Dark Streamline A.D. Viz-ion Image 
Entertainment...

    WARNING: Rampant silliness ahead.
    
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 (Clips from various Ranma movies and eps.)
 
 Announcer: For years Ranma and Company have fought each other, an 
assortment of villians and many other obstacles. Now, they are about 
to meet their greatest challenge...

(Cut to a shot of a tall woman with red hair dressed in a green 
outfit. [To all Batman fans: No, Not THAT redhead!])

Announcer: A woman with the combined martial arts skills of them all.

(Cut to Shots of the redhead trouncing the Ranma Regulars)

Announcer: And, worst of all...SHE'S NOT HUMAN! 

(Cut to a shot of a laboratory where a crazed man in a lab coat with 
white hair, has his back to us. He is obviously a mad scientist.)

Mad Scientist: BWHAHAHAHAHA! I've done it! Now nothing will stand in 
my way! The world is mine! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(He turns to reveal himself to be John Astin portraying Prof. 
Mortimer Gangrene.)

Gangrene: BOYS! We're goin' to Japan!

(Cut to a shot of three very large mutant tomatoes. Zoltan, Viper, 
and Ketchuck.)

Mutomatoes: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


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               ----KILLER TOMATOES EAT NERIMA!---- 
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               Coming Soon to a Fanfic ML near you!
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                      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
                      
                                            ---Erin 2.5