At 01:25 PM 4/16/96 +0100, David wrote:

Spira: THis is a dream? My dream. I'm getting out of here.
Spira disappears as does nothing but David is left trapped in the Tendo
dojo.
David: AAAAARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ranma pops up and grabs David.
Ranma: Hey, where's my fiancee? What have you done to her?
David: Err... he's not your fiancee...
Ranma: What?! Are you out of you mind?! ( hits David on his head )
David: Ack!
Kuno appears out of nowhere.
Kuno: Ranma! Die now!! ( he leaps towards Ranma ) I won't let you stand
in the way between me and my lovely goddess!!
Ranma kicks him to a wall across the street.
Ranma: Now, Mr! It's your turn! ( he turns his attention back to David )
WHERE IS MY FIANCEE? ( he tightens his grip on David's collar )
David: Grr... ( having trouble breathing... )
Across the street, Kuno is picking himself up.
Kuno: I won't let that jerk win. ( he stands up shakily, supporting hiself
with his sword ) I WILL GET WHAT I WANT!! NO ONE CAN STAND IN THE WAY!!
Oh, fair goddess, wait for me. I'll free you from Ranma's evil grip. ( he 
goes charge Ranma again ) PREPARE TO DIE, RANMA... 
Ranma knocks him down and steps on his head.
Ranma: Shut up!! Don't you see I'm busy! ( shakes the semiconcious David
impatiently ) Come on, spit it out! Where is she?    

Back in the real world...
Spira is staring at his computer screen, intrigued.
Spira: Now, now. *This* is interesting. They're fighting over me? Hem...
Whatever possess them to make them think that I'm a girl. Hah!
Nothing: Ahem, boss...
Spira: What?
Nothing: Err... ( looks down on Spira's body ) 
Spira follows its gaze...
Spira-chan: What?! ( looks down on herself ) Aarrgghh!!! This can't be! 
( bangs her head on the wall ) NOOO!!! ( everything explodes around her )
Aarrgghh....
After a long while, she calms down a bit and thinks...
Spira-chan: Oh no, I'm still in my dream. This must be a dream. This must be!
Now, just see how I can wake up from it...


Spira
There's no place like home, there's no place like home... there's no place
like... humm, why doesn't it work...