Subject: Re: A trip from hell ( Was Re: I am *not* a .sig character! )
From: Spira
Date: 4/16/1996, 3:11 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

At 03:27 AM 4/16/96 +0100, David wrote:
David: I just sent Charity to go up and at the moment Spira has just
found out he's engaged to Ranma. If I get influence his mind slihtly if I
can just reach it.
You see Nothing's energy metergong down fast.
David: Damn.
David stops.
Nothing: What... *beezzee*... is... *beezzee*... going... *beezzee*... on...
here... *beezzee* *flash* *flash* ( suddenly, their surroundings change to 
one similar to Ranma's world... see, the Tendo dojo is right in front of
them... )
David:... hemm... uh oh...
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Meanwhile, on a sidewalk somewhere...
Akane, Shampoo, Ranma and Spira are standing around, staring at each other.   
Spira: *Great! Just great I turn out to be Ranma's fiancee. He seems to be 
treating me as Ukyou at least. So far he hasn't called my a violent tomboy
once. That's a good sign. 
Ranma: VIOLENT UNCUTE TOMBOY KLUTZ!
Spira: Oh great I'm not only his fiancee and he likes me. Just when I thought 
things couldn't get worse...
A voice calls out from behind them, everyone jump and turn around.
Ranma and co.: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, KUNO?
Kuno: What's your problem, Ranma? ( he turns and sees Spira standing beside
Ranma ) Oh hi. My beautiful lady! May I... ( he walks up and tries to grab
Spira... )  
Ranma intervents.
Ranma: Hey, take your hands off my fiancee!!
Kuno: No, she can't be. ( he averts his eyes ) Hey, Ranma, I saw her first,
she's mine! You have no claim on her!! 
Ranma kicks him flat on the ground.
Ranma: Baka!! ( he looks up and finds out that all the girls are gone! )
Aargghh... Great! ( he skips off )
Kuno:... beautiful goddess... you're mine... ( muttering in the mud )
At the moment...
Akane: Spira, are you all right?
Spira ( looks at her and then at Shampoo ): No!! Of course, I'm not!! 
She shakes her head and sighs, holding her head with both hands.
<a headache, a splitting headache...> she thinks. <aarrgghh...>
Shampoo: Shampoo can help.
Spira ( mutters ): Yeah right...
Shampoo: Humm... you don't believe Shampoo? Shampoo will show you!!
Shampoo takes out some magic powder and pours them on Spira.
Spira: *cough* *choke* *argh* *cough* *cough* ( falls down on the ground )
Akane: What have you done?
Shampoo: Hah! Eliminate one opponent! Now, it's your turn, Akane!


Spira
why am I here?... I want to go home...