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From: Anna DeWitt <dewit003@maroon.tc.umn.edu>
Newgroups: rec.arts.anime, rec.arts.anime.misc
Subject: Marriage Prospects: Kodachi

	Continuing the three-series rotation...

KODACHI KUNOU (Kunou Kodachi for purists, aka "Black Rose")

	Looks:  Good, but has a penchant for either full gowns or leotard.
That really annoying laugh will scare off quite a few suitors.
	Smarts:  Dull average, not counting her mental block on Ranma.
	Personality:  Nasty as all get out, though having Tatewaki as a
brother explains a lot.  Twisted sense of honor allows her to justify
anything she does as long as it succeeds.  Gets along just fine with
anyone who does exactly as she tells them.  She may treat them like
dirt, but she doesn't really mean harm by it.
	Cooking:  Good presentation, but is too fond of unorthodox
ingredients.  Have her hire a cook.
	Fighting Skills:  Excellent, but over-relies on gimmicks and cheating.
Straight hand-to-hand, she'd be hard pressed against any of the other
fighting women in Ranma 1/2.
	Special Abilities:  Highly acrobatic, minions (though we usually just
see Sasuke in the anime.)
	Competition:  Ranma.  He could care less, but quite frankly you're not
going to get Kodachi unless you can convince her you're a better
choice, and it'll be a tough sell.
	In-Laws:  Kunou-senpai and the Principal.  Are you sure you want to be
related to these people?
	Economics:  The Kunou family is filthy rich, but they can be awful
cheap sometimes.  (Remember how Sasuke lives.)  It would be wise to
have an independent source of money. 
	Sex:  Definitely wants to be on top.  Probably into bondage (yours.)
Acts sadistic, but may not  insist on it in bed.

	Overall:  Not my type, but may appeal to someone who wants a rich wife
with a taste for kinkiness and a tolerance for poison.  I'd recommend
you deafen yourself first, too.

SKJAM!
(finding out from this just how much of Ranma 1/2 he's missed)