At 01:47 AM 4/16/96 +0100, David wrote:

David: Then as soon as you believed it was too good your computer blew 
up and thats when your sex switched.
Spira:Well it could be worse, I could be Ranma's fiancee.
Ranma: Hi Spira!
Spira: AAAARGHHH
Ranma: All I wanted to do was apologize for the plagues.

Spira-chan: What are you talking about?
Ranma raises an eyebrow and stares at Spira-chan for a long moment.
Ranma: Are you OK? ( he reaches out his hand and feels Spira's forehead )
You're not sunstrike or something, are you?
Spira-chan shoves his hand off and backs away. Ranma is very very confused
now.
Ranma: Spira...
Spira-chan: What?
Ranma: Why are you suddenly so cold to me? You aren't... you aren't seeing
someone else, are you?
Spira-chan: Aarrgghh... what the hell are you talking about? And why do you
care?
Ranma: You're... you're my fiancee, don't you remember?
Spira-chan: Aarrgghh... ( passes out )

Spira
it's not real, it's not real, it's not real...