On Mon, 15 Apr 1996, Wayne Pillion wrote:

	That's why formal attire sucks.  I myself don't own a set of 
cowboy boots, and I never will, but I do my best to keep me as informal 
as possible, just so I don't turn into a Yankee (dons the flamesuit again 
:)).

<Turns on best Boston accent>  What is wrong with us Yankee's?  Just because
my hometown is only a couple of miles from Harvard, that we must all be 
spoiled snobby upstarts? Hmm, <takes out flamethrower and fires> That didn't
work, Oh well, I still have my BFG 10000 <takes aim>

	I surrender!  Geez, you carpetbaggers sure are itchy on the 
trigger guards ^_-.  (pulls two six-shooters and opens up, managing to 
miss each time)  Damn!  (pulls an Uzi and sprays hot lead around, missing 
again)  What the--?  (pulls a Belgian SAW, complete with drum and opens 
up on full auto, melting the barrel, but still misses)  Must be an 
off-day.  Oh well, I give up.  Y'all win! ^_^

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	But our basketball team's still better than yours!!

                                              Ryoga Hibiki
                               Wielder of the Bladed Belt, Friend of P-Chan