On Mon, 15 Apr 1996, Wayne Pillion wrote:
That's why formal attire sucks. I myself don't own a set of
cowboy boots, and I never will, but I do my best to keep me as informal
as possible, just so I don't turn into a Yankee (dons the flamesuit again
:)).
<Turns on best Boston accent> What is wrong with us Yankee's? Just because
my hometown is only a couple of miles from Harvard, that we must all be
spoiled snobby upstarts? Hmm, <takes out flamethrower and fires> That didn't
work, Oh well, I still have my BFG 10000 <takes aim>
I surrender! Geez, you carpetbaggers sure are itchy on the
trigger guards ^_-. (pulls two six-shooters and opens up, managing to
miss each time) Damn! (pulls an Uzi and sprays hot lead around, missing
again) What the--? (pulls a Belgian SAW, complete with drum and opens
<nearly returns fire, but stops as the shots don't even come close>
up on full auto, melting the barrel, but still misses) Must be an
off-day. Oh well, I give up. Y'all win! ^_^
<Harvard/Boston accent back on>Since you have given me your parole, i shall
endevor to accept your surrender. <accent back to normal Hub accent> Hmm,
it sure took you a lot of shots to miss me. Thats why i like big guns like
my BFG 10000, it creates so much distruction that its almost impossible to
miss the target. Any way, your appology is accepted and i won't blow
you into your component sub-atomic particle this time -_^
But our basketball team's still better than yours!!
Hmm, since i don't normally follow too many sports, basketball being one
of the ones i don't follow, i can't argue this point effectively, except
to say that next year Purdue will make your team look sick ^_^>
Ryoga Hibiki
Wielder of the Bladed Belt, Friend of P-Chan
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